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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

actually, he's not :smug:

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gremlins two
Aug 14, 2019

Epic High Five posted:

it's absolutely disgusting how quickly legal state cucks have abandoned the "any port in a storm" and creative attitude that illegal staters have always had

for those in "legal states if you've got gently caress you money" (florida being "cash only doctors with an affinity for light skin who will approve your medical forms) i have been considering the following three vacations in order of cost:

1. sleazy denver motel near dispensary
2.l bigfoot hunting camping tour in oregon
3. seeing denali in alaska, staying an anchorage, as series of day trips

i am leaning toward the second and third, hoping to somehow combine them in a week's worth of sasquatch tales of "that time that human.."

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


ManBoyChef posted:

Is the Trump/ Greenland news legit? This is freaking crazy. With other presidents if I heard some completely outlandish stupid news I could rest easily that it wasn't true and someone is just having a laugh at my expense, but with Trump I'm constantly pushed to the edge of what is deemed credible reporting because the news, no matter how batshit crazy it is, could in fact be real. We are in crazy town.

It's legit in the sense that Trump's disease addled mind has come up with the idea of buying Greenland and he has mentioned it multiple times in private. But it's not real in the sense that lmao no we are not actually going to buy another country. Who the gently caress would even trust Trump to actually pay them, let alone condemn their own citizens to the hell that is living in the US.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




just had an amazing dream whereïn i was trying v hard to convince someone that he was experiencing a delusional coma-world because in reality we do not eat plants and are the size of raccoons

it was rad, i was shouting WAKE UP CHARLES WAKE UP at him as one of my alarms went off and i woke up

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Oh poo poo mindhunter season 2 is out

I know how I'm spending this hangover

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Squizzle posted:

just had an amazing dream whereïn i was trying v hard to convince someone that he was experiencing a delusional coma-world because in reality we do not eat plants and are the size of raccoons

it was rad, i was shouting WAKE UP CHARLES WAKE UP at him as one of my alarms went off and i woke up
                                trump
                                /

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




galenanorth posted:

                                trump
                                /

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

lol I was reading more about Texas getting extremely Texan with their electricity prices and HOLY gently caress Texas is a shithole

they literally cut themselves off from other regional power grids because they didn't want to be federally regulated, and have consequently run into a situation where they don't have enough power generation in their shithole state so they have to buy it from mexico and oklahoma, but the lines that connect Texas' shithole grid to Mexico and Oklahoma barely have enough capacity to make up the shortfall so they literally ran into a brick wall of their own shithole design because ~~ScArCiTy iS pRoFiT~~ meaning they aren't going to be building any kind of safety margin into their system, and other regional grids aren't gonna want to build more connections with Texas because they'll just end up getting maxed out to cover for Texas' shithole decision to not build out more electrical generation.

fuckin texas, the north korea of american electricity infrastructure

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
Thank
God
I'm
Fredo

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
https://twitter.com/kimmistry7/status/1162157582217203712

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


nice of them to list it twice

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
you're not going to trick me into thinking e-sports is good

unless its starcraft

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

holy poo poo, thats a real loving person

like seriously, when i saw commercials for that loving show 1000 years ago i honestly thought it was like nick swardson doing a bit and the show was making fun of reality shows or whatever

but nope it was real and that person is real

and i find out that its real because the dude tries to extort his daughter with a sex tape

*crack*



*ping*




this was the best birthday gift ever!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Saint_Rukus posted:

holy poo poo, thats a real loving person

like seriously, when i saw commercials for that loving show 1000 years ago i honestly thought it was like nick swardson doing a bit and the show was making fun of reality shows or whatever

but nope it was real and that person is real

and i find out that its real because the dude tries to extort his daughter with a sex tape

*crack*



*ping*




this was the best birthday gift ever!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!

lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TurkishMinuteTM/status/1162310573234651136

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1162308442201231360
seems bad imo

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



healthcare providers in the US are worse than cops

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1162307144588374017
show us the piss tape adam schitt

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
scrolling through twitter this morning I have seen five unrelated tweets from five completely different people mentioning that their dad just died or reminiscing about the fact that it's the anniversary of their dad's death and it's kind of freaking me out

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://twoday-internet-store.myshopify.com/products/joementum-pillow

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

healthcare providers in the US are worse than cops

They certainly kill more people

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/Dennypunk95/status/1160968601047900162?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

I'm trying but Twitter's lovely video codec or w/e keeps loving up

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Really surprised more people aren't killing healthcare insurance salesmen

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
4am, time to think about my health and how I'm gonna die in a few years

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Good morning

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Saint_Rukus posted:

holy poo poo, thats a real loving person

like seriously, when i saw commercials for that loving show 1000 years ago i honestly thought it was like nick swardson doing a bit and the show was making fun of reality shows or whatever

but nope it was real and that person is real

and i find out that its real because the dude tries to extort his daughter with a sex tape

*crack*



*ping*




this was the best birthday gift ever!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!

https://www.scribd.com/document/421881027/Chrisley-Indictment

fuckin dumb hicks collected their income in a shell business but then just spent it and never reported personal income

literally the dumb fuckin hick equivalent of claiming everything as a business expense because you have a youtube channel except they also kept falsely inflating their personal assets and income to get loans and poo poo. Literally these dumb loving hicks were telling the IRS they were poor as gently caress while telling all the banks they were rich as poo poo

fuckin reality tv keeps trying to take the trailer out of the trash but it never loving works

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/karolcummins/status/1159840970873008133?s=20

https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/1162053854176796672?s=20

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1162319375334027264?s=19

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Trump has reminded us that politics is the art of the possible

However the art that is possible mainly involves smearing poo poo on a canvas

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





[DEALS HARDER]

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




put 'im in the brig and kick his penis

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Gazpacho posted:

Trump has reminded us that politics is the art of the possible

However the art that is possible mainly involves smearing poo poo on a canvas

Trump is a modern artist

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1162307728460668928?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1162322071092912128?s=20
Wow who could have predicted this

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1162323620607254528?s=20

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Wow the hosed up foster care system that causes poor kids to be sexually, mentally, and physically abused is still being allowed to operate after decades and decades?!

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