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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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funkybottoms posted:

that's assuming an awful lot about the average poster here

I mean, Chaz DOES post here

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Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

was it good?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Reprisal posted:

was it good?

The pic is from the finale.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://twitter.com/karIasback/status/1156552290389696512?s=20

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
West Ham player Xande Silva put a video on Instagram of his kid playing with his (candles) dick...

https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/1157761206347845639?s=19


https://twitter.com/BaileyFFC/status/1157763273170870272?s=19

https://twitter.com/BaileyFFC/status/1157764864808488960?s=19


https://twitter.com/TheLukeEvans17/status/1157765728751235072?s=19

Woodenlung fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Aug 4, 2019

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
that's class

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
How to get Barry Bennel to follow you on Instagram 101

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Turns out pornographic instincts drip from chairman to player like hot cum from a hard cock

Lemon
May 22, 2003

How is this not in the news yet?

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Lemon posted:

How is this not in the news yet?

You know how they say "dog bites man" is not news because it's so common, but "man bites dog" would be? It's like that, but for soccer players and diddling kids.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
I think I misread that tweet.

Is the child touching the dads cock or his own?

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


CyberPingu posted:

I think I misread that tweet.

Is the child touching the dads cock or his own?

I didn't go looking to verify, but I assume the dads.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Zaodai posted:

I didn't go looking to verify, but I assume the dads.

The twitter thread said it’s the kids

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




so Zenit fans reacted to the Malcom transfer by putting out a banner that, roughly translated, said "Thanks, leadership, for being loyal to our traditions"

here's the "explanation" for that banner:

quote:

We are not racist and for us the absence of black players is just an important tradition, emphasizing the identity of the club and nothing more.

We, as the northernmost club of the major European cities, have never been mentally connected with Africa, however, as with South America or Australia or Oceania.

We have absolutely nothing against the inhabitants of these and any other continents, but at the same time we want players who are close in spirit to speak for Zenit.

Now, Zenit black football players are being forced almost by force, and this causes only a backlash.

Let us be what we are.

In addition, we can not ignore the specifics of the Russian championship. Our country is dominated by tough, strong soccer in the fields, many of which leave much to be desired.

In addition, most of the championship takes place in fairly severe weather. Under these conditions it is quite difficult for technical players from warm countries to fully discover their football talent.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
So he posted a vid of his kid playing with his dick.


Like, if you are a parent and it's the first time your kid is conscious of that it's pretty loving hilarious. But I can understand the issues with sharing that via social media.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The twitter thread said it’s the kids

Well that's decidedly less creepy. Poor decision making to post it publicly, but hardly child porn. That's part of being a small child.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

CyberPingu posted:

So he posted a vid of his kid playing with his dick.

Bruh can you work on your subject/object pronoun usage here ffs

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

so Zenit fans reacted to the Malcom transfer by putting out a banner that, roughly translated, said "Thanks, leadership, for being loyal to our traditions"

here's the "explanation" for that banner:

Hey there buddy, the "Virazsh" ultras group are and have been a bunch of xenophobic cunts since the club actually got money to splash in the transfer market.

The "banner" itself was just their name and you would be hard pressed to make out the ""Thanks, leadership, for being loyal to our traditions" in the the slapped on small font.

I watched the game and Malcom got a lovely ovation when he came on.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




vivisectvnv posted:

Hey there buddy, the "Virazsh" ultras group are and have been a bunch of xenophobic cunts since the club actually got money to splash in the transfer market.

The "banner" itself was just their name and you would be hard pressed to make out the ""Thanks, leadership, for being loyal to our traditions" in the the slapped on small font.

I watched the game and Malcom got a lovely ovation when he came on.

was unaware of it just being one group of dumbasses. from reports/hearing that Malcom may want to transfer out because of it I was under the impression it was like the Odemwingie situation from a while back. my apologies.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

vivisectvnv posted:

Hey there buddy, the "Virazsh" ultras group are and have been a bunch of xenophobic cunts since the club actually got money to splash in the transfer market.

The "banner" itself was just their name and you would be hard pressed to make out the ""Thanks, leadership, for being loyal to our traditions" in the the slapped on small font.

I watched the game and Malcom got a lovely ovation when he came on.

Sure

quote:

One banner read: RIP Selection 12 a reference to a manifesto created by Zenit fans to lay out their desired transfer policy, including the absence of black players.

Another sign, held aloft for 10 minutes, read: Thanks to the leadership for loyalty to the traditions.

The section of supporters subsequently released a statement insisting they are not racist but that signing a black player would cause backlash.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/world/zenit-st-petersburg-malcom-signing-barcelona-banner-protest-a9039761.html

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Maxwell is stepping down from his position at PSG after allegations he assaulted his wife.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Adil Rami got fired because he lied to appear on a reality show

https://www.afp.com/en/news/3955/french-club-marseille-sack-adil-rami-gross-misconduct-doc-1ji3sm3

guy's a loving idiot (Not SIGNING MY POst)

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Weaponized Cum posted:

Adil Rami got fired because he lied to appear on a reality show

https://www.afp.com/en/news/3955/french-club-marseille-sack-adil-rami-gross-misconduct-doc-1ji3sm3

guy's a loving idiot (Not SIGNING MY POst)

Lol he skipped training to appear on Fort Boyard. Bearing in mind that the goal of the show is for the star and his friends to raise money for charity, he could probably have got off training if he just asked.

My favorite Adil Rami story of late was him getting caught on audio asking Pogba to explain parts of the French president’s speech to the World Cup winning squad.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Weaponized Cum posted:

Adil Rami got fired because he lied to appear on a reality show

https://www.afp.com/en/news/3955/french-club-marseille-sack-adil-rami-gross-misconduct-doc-1ji3sm3

guy's a loving idiot (Not SIGNING MY POst)

this is why he skipped training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkITtOVO6pY

at least he won the game

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i guess mud wrestling does qualify as "gross misconduct"

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

i guess mud wrestling does qualify as "gross misconduct"

Well, it's misconduct, and it's gross.

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/ShopeeSG/status/1162182187506110464

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Hrm should you believe somebody actually there or a lovely clickbait rag from a different country

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

Byolante posted:

Hrm should you believe somebody actually there or a lovely clickbait rag from a different country

thank god you're finally here to defend the racists

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Always take anything football journalists say about incidents in stadiums with a massive pinch of salt. It’s the only exciting thing they ever get to write about and two guys getting into a shoving match will be the Brixton uprising by the time it’s in the paper. Bonus points if someone manages to get a picture of a kid in front of flare smoke to use on the front page.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


When your supporters are more interested in racial purity than actually winning football matches.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Byolante posted:

Hrm should you believe somebody actually there or a lovely clickbait rag from a different country

“We are not racist and for us the absence of black players is just an important tradition, emphasising the identity of the club and nothing more,” the statement claimed.

i dunno how much room for interpretation there is here, i mean they say they're not racist right up front

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

XBenedict posted:

When your supporters are more interested in racial purity than actually winning football matches.

Yeah gotta go for more balance in this regard like Barcelona

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

“We are not racist and for us the absence of black players is just an important tradition, emphasising the identity of the club and nothing more,” the statement claimed.

i dunno how much room for interpretation there is here, i mean they say they're not racist right up front

Aside from the pictures of the banners not being shown.... Whether this is a large and influential group within the club or some lovely little gaggle down in one corner is kinda important to if the story is actually something major like what happened to England in Montengro or when the Barcelona president made 'getting rid of black players' part of his election pitch or if its blowing minor poo poo out of the water for clicks which seems to be the go to for these orange book shitrags these days.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

Byolante posted:

Aside from the pictures of the banners not being shown.... Whether this is a large and influential group within the club or some lovely little gaggle down in one corner is kinda important to if the story is actually something major like what happened to England in Montengro or when the Barcelona president made 'getting rid of black players' part of his election pitch or if its blowing minor poo poo out of the water for clicks which seems to be the go to for these orange book shitrags these days.

Racism in football is newsworthy if it is committed by one person or one thousand. It is not minor poo poo, it is despicable. This is a weird hill to die on.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
I think he's saying there's a difference between, say, Manchester United -which certainly has racist fans- and Chelsea-whose fans are racist

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Trying to make 10 idiots in Russia newsworthy while the entire away end hiss when arsenal are on the road to Spurs is some classic poo poo. I am sure hellas have done something worse this week.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Doing a massive racism doesn’t matter because someone else might also do a racism. Interesting concept.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Byolante posted:

I am sure hellas have done something worse this week.

Well they haven’t ceased to exist yet so yes.

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




ozmunkeh posted:

Doing a massive racism doesn’t matter because someone else might also do a racism. Interesting concept.

hexcellent post/av/text/thread combo

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