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Quick, Pete! Snag her leg with a webline! You've got to stop her fall before she hits the pavement! Only your Spider-Powers can save her!
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I feel like, physics be damned, Spider-Man will have beaten them down there already with a web net waiting for them.
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I like how, as soon as his back was turned, the person Peter picked to protect his wife shoved her off a roof.
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Endless Mike posted:Told him if he didn't do his bidding he'd get Peter Parker to tell him his identity Spidey: Peter Parker? That guy's an idiot, he'll totally do it!
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:I like how, as soon as his back was turned, the person Peter picked to protect his wife shoved her off a roof. Whatever doesn't kill her will just make h-- ... ... I really thought she'd grab the flagpole, sorry.
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Kurui Reiten posted:Just FYI, don't look up Dmitri Gregorin thinking it's the real name of like, an actual supervillain. He's only appeared in NSM, and the only article on him completely spoils the rest of the arc. I did and holy poo poo I am ready for what insanity is gonna follow and so invested now because it sounds like a perfect NSM story
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:I like how, as soon as his back was turned, the person Peter picked to protect his wife shoved her off a roof. *Peter rolls his eyes* ha ha, women.
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Johnny Walker posted:
 Bahgawd, his arms came clean off!)
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MJ is right to be utterly pissed at everyone and everything near her. I forget, did Mysterio really want MJ dead or was he just training to bait Parker-Man? If he was just doing it for show, then by all means BW and Spider-Peter have done as much harm to her as Mysterio did.
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"Why didn't you rescue me?" "You didn't remind me of my powers, so I couldn't use them to save you."
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Only one person can stop Kingpin now - Marlene Dietrich!
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Knormal posted:Only one person can stop Kingpin now - Marlene Dietrich! I am so sick of writers relying on that old crutch for resolutions!
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Jerusalem posted:I am so sick of writers relying on that old crutch for resolutions! Deus ex Marlene Dietrich is such a cop-out.
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Will Spidey have to get Vanessa on his side by cuckolding Kingpin?!
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Lobok posted:Will Spidey have to get Vanessa on his side by cuckolding Kingpin?! Vanessa: Why Mr. -Man, you're not wearing pants. Are you trying to seduc- Spidey: I forgot them AGAIN!?! 
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Johnny Walker posted:
I mean, it's not like Peter passed this test either: 
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Spidey's arch nemesis: "The Phone".
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Phones have been brick-shaped for a while so that makes sense.
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Widow: Hobgoblin is named Shirley? Spider-Man: What? No. He's Harry. Widow: Oh, so you do know him. MJ: What we think is that he's hairy, like lots of hair. That's what Peter said. Widow: But why would you think that? And who's Peter? MJ and Spider-Man in unison: Uh... Hobgoblin?
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I don't want to get politics in the NSM thread, so I'll just say this sounds eerily like a certain someone. I don't blame MJ here. No one calls him "web-weaver." BW's up to something.
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She is however instantly placated by two asses bouncing off into the distance, if that last panel is any indication.
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Android Blues posted:Wait, wasn't their plan to have Black Widow be MJ's bodyguard? What happened to that? Because everyone knows a highly-trained Soviet assassin spy is as good as protecting someone as a high-end hotel bellhop. But only if they get a good tip. Oh no!
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Double oh no!site posted:is going from bellhop to red skull technically a glow up
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Finally, the origin story of MJ's "Lead pipe to the throat" move.
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Johnny Walker posted:
But now Black Widow will suspect Mary Jane is Spider-Man, and Marvella...is PETER PARKER!
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Widow wondering why he hasn't given this information to the authorities! "He murdered a whole bunch of people, Mr -Man, you should probably let the police know who he was!"
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