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Bad Munki posted:Did they leave it on autopilot mode? If so, any orbit will do, it’ll swerve to hit you Only if you dress up like a fire truck or the side of a semi trailer.
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Happy Jeff K page everyone
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Yawgmoth posted:Happy Jeff K page everyone
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Since this is the OSHA thread, I would think more goons would be willing to donate their bodies to advancing wood chipper technology, or at least making some high quality safety videos.
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OCCUPATIONAL SAFE HAXX0RING AREA
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Since this is the OSHA thread, I would think more goons would be willing to donate their bodies to advancing wood chipper technology, or at least making some high quality safety videos. I can only wonder (in horror) at what the next Staplerfahrer Klaus video will look like
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Rent-A-Cop posted:I'm going out like D. B. Cooper. With a sack of cash and a harebrained scheme. Ever consider running for Congress? Ornamental Dingbat posted:Is her first husband living off of all the donated organs? Nah my dad died of ventricular fibrillation in the years before AED devices were everywhere. He's in a stone box on a hillside in western Massachusetts Hipster_Doofus posted:I'm the middle ladder that appears to be leaning against nothing. How dare you impugne the structural integrity of the Wahoo folding ladder! PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Aug 17, 2019 |
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FreshFeesh posted:I can only wonder (in horror) at what the next Staplerfahrer Klaus video will look like I would donate my body to see what, specifically happens when a dude falls into an industrial macerator. Rocks go in, sand comes out.
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Jerry Cotton posted:A refined version: a guy wearing a CRT television set as a helmet carries a 38" Sony Trinitron onto someone's front step and leaves it there. Hidden inside is you. Probably lighter than the real thing. E: drat you Imagined! goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 18, 2019 |
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I'd donate my body to science but specify that science be, like, astronomy or particle physics or something. "Well, at least now we know what the LHC does to a human body at full power. I'll go get the mop."
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I'd donate my body to science but specify that science be, like, astronomy or particle physics or something. ftfy
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Wingnut Ninja posted:"Well, at least now we know what the LHC does to a human body at full power. I'll go get the mop." That much is known, at least a fair bit of it. This man tried to troubleshoot a particle accelerator when all the safeties failed and he took the full beam straight to his face. He completed his PhD afterwards, just got mentally exhausted faster than he used to (along with a half-paralyzed face and hearing loss in one ear). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
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Icon Of Sin posted:That much is known, at least a fair bit of it. This man tried to troubleshoot a particle accelerator when all the safeties failed and he took the full beam straight to his face. He completed his PhD afterwards, just got mentally exhausted faster than he used to (along with a half-paralyzed face and hearing loss in one ear). 
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Shot in the face with a 76 GeV proton beam and the Russian government denied him a disability pension  "You still walk? Talk? You go to job? You don't look so bad. No money"
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LifeSunDeath posted:guy should have just gotten an auto-PhD after all that. if it worked that way, PhD students would be lining up to injure themselves in new and creative ways
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Not strictly OSHA but now I’m wondering if there’s an economy thesis on putting yourself into crippling debt to get an Econ degree.
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Log082 posted:if it worked that way, PhD students would be lining up to injure themselves in new and creative ways I'm not sure I see the problem here. Injure yourself in a way no human ever has been, and live/die, but otherwise further the knowledge of humankind? I mean, that's what a PhD is all about, right?  Plus if some die that's an extra gently caress you to student loan companies.
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Pyroclastic posted:Back to what leads up to corpse disposal: I went looking and found a video from the kayaker's perspective
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Fuuuuck. My wife's employer is probably going to end up with an OSHA recordable death today. Don't want to post details just yet but the guy really didn't do much wrong, just a weird incident. Proof that disaster is lurking everywhere.
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Icon Of Sin posted:That much is known, at least a fair bit of it. This man tried to troubleshoot a particle accelerator when all the safeties failed and he took the full beam straight to his face. He completed his PhD afterwards, just got mentally exhausted faster than he used to (along with a half-paralyzed face and hearing loss in one ear). Looks like he's still kicking too!
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Icon Of Sin posted:That much is known, at least a fair bit of it. This man tried to troubleshoot a particle accelerator when all the safeties failed and he took the full beam straight to his face. He completed his PhD afterwards, just got mentally exhausted faster than he used to (along with a half-paralyzed face and hearing loss in one ear). Early human trials in proton therapy 
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Potato Salad posted:Early human trials in proton therapy LOL Jeb!
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big dyke energy posted:I went looking and found a video from the kayaker's perspective What the hell is the smell of "old dirt"?
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big dyke energy posted:I went looking and found a video from the kayaker's perspective The loving editing on that segment, holy poo poo.
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Cojawfee posted:What the hell is the smell of "old dirt"? You've never smelled new dirt?
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E: heh teach me to get distractedCojawfee posted:What the hell is the smell of "old dirt"? It's uh, pretty distinctive as compared to fresh earth
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goatsestretchgoals posted:i feel like dumping a shitload of lye into the sewer system isn't as environmentally friendly as you think Another article I found says that if the resultant liquid is too alkaline, the corpse-dissolver technician just adds vinegar or citric acid to get it close or to neutral, before it's disposed of or recycled. You can spray grandma right on your rose bushes once she's neutralized.
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Icon Of Sin posted:That much is known, at least a fair bit of it. This man tried to troubleshoot a particle accelerator when all the safeties failed and he took the full beam straight to his face. He completed his PhD afterwards, just got mentally exhausted faster than he used to (along with a half-paralyzed face and hearing loss in one ear). Russian Dr Manhattan origin story looking cyka blyat!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Russian Dr Manhattan origin story looking cyka blyat! I learned today that either the USSR didn’t really go for project codenames, or Wikipedia does not include them in their articles: quote:The Soviet atomic bomb project (Russian: Советский проект атомной бомбы, Sovetskiy proyekt atomnoy bomby) I am fairly sure that if I stumbled across the name of this project in papers recovered by espionage, I would figure out what the project intended to accomplish.
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Grundulum posted:I learned today that either the USSR didn’t really go for project codenames, or Wikipedia does not include them in their articles: Back in WW2 everybody used a multi-beam radio system to guide their planes. The Nazis started a project to develop a one beam system and used the code word "Wotan" for the system. Aka Odin, the name of the one-eyed Norse god. It took Bletchley Park like all of five minutes to figure out what it meant.
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Varkk posted:Pretty sure after that the Allies realised the importance of using code names that didn't match anything to do with the project. And 50-70 years later forgot it with “Operation Desert Storm”, “Operation Iraqi Freedom”, and “Operation Enduring Freedom”. (Though the cynic in me argues that these names actually did have nothing to do with their factual outcomes. )
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Grundulum posted:And 50-70 years later forgot it with “Operation Desert Storm”, “Operation Iraqi Freedom”, and “Operation Enduring Freedom”. (Though the cynic in me argues that these names actually did have nothing to do with their factual outcomes. OPERATION PAUL BUNYAN is the best of this vein.
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Platystemon posted:OPERATION PAUL BUNYAN is the best of this vein. Look, that loving tree is coming down!
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8one6 posted:Back in WW2 everybody used a multi-beam radio system to guide their planes. The Nazis started a project to develop a one beam system and used the code word "Wotan" for the system. Aka Odin, the name of the one-eyed Norse god. It took Bletchley Park like all of five minutes to figure out what it meant. The British committed the same blunder on their side of the Battle of the Beams, but it was of no consequence because Nazi intelligence was Scheiße. The first-generation Nazi radio guidance tech was referred to as “Headache”. Its counter? Aspirin.
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Grundulum posted:And 50-70 years later forgot it with “Operation Desert Storm”, “Operation Iraqi Freedom”, and “Operation Enduring Freedom”. (Though the cynic in me argues that these names actually did have nothing to do with their factual outcomes. The freedom is a reference to all the free money haliburton received.
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