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"...yolk of oppression..."
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BobbyMoore66 was already taken
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Aug 18, 2019 15:30
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There will be adequate food* *No
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Aug 18, 2019 15:55
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I dream of a knife Free Britain and so can you
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for nearly one million years, britain has been victim of the blade—from the acheulean flints knapped by the ancient proto-chavs, to the chainsaws of modern scottish caber-hunters. and today i say, NO MORE
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Aug 18, 2019 16:25
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Captain Splendid posted:"...yolk of oppression..." Brexit means cracking the EU egg and separating the yolk of oppression from the perfidious albumen.
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Aug 18, 2019 16:27
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BMX Ninja posted:BORIS: separating the yolk of oppression from the perfidious albumen Jazerus has issued a correction as of 03:27 on Aug 19, 2019 |
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Aug 18, 2019 16:28
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someone opened the brexit box https://twitter.com/JohnJCrace/status/1163078984554487809
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Aug 18, 2019 16:34
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brugroffil posted:There will be adequate food* freed from the yolk of oppression
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Aug 18, 2019 16:53
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exmarx posted:
YOYOYOYO Glastonbury in the HOUSE YEEAAAAAH It's happyHIPHOPPY here! Time to rock out with...... Brexit! No more EU followering, No more Merkel hollering, Only Britans ballering. Sovereign! We will all be. From Queen Liz down to you and me. Making our own rules, No more from those Brussels tools. Trade! Don't want bendy bananas, for our british nana's. Only sunshine and freedom, In our United Kingdom. Boris! Leading us to rule the waves again, No matter how much sweat and pain, No matter how many seats Labour gain. Johnson, long live his reign. Now join in the chorus if you know it! One world cup and two world wars, do dah, do dah! One world cup and two world wars, do dah, do dah!
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Aug 18, 2019 17:05
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poty posted:someone opened the brexit box i meant the brandorax box
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Aug 18, 2019 17:16
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Hopexit
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Aug 18, 2019 17:29
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poty posted:someone opened the brexit box im the unused binder rings
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Aug 18, 2019 17:33
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Squizzle posted:im the unused binder rings Hello you can call me brexit
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Aug 18, 2019 17:59
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hello it's brexit you're looking for i can see it in your eyes i can see it in your smile chlorine's all I've ever wanted, NHS is open wide
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Aug 18, 2019 19:00
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brugroffil posted:There will be adequate food* Brexit: leaked papers predict food shortages and port delays Even Mr. Giant Cock's government doesn't believe its own propaganda. Which is probably a good thing mind you.
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Aug 18, 2019 19:07
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Private Speech posted:Brexit: leaked papers predict food shortages and port delays that's just project fear
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Aug 18, 2019 19:07
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is “project fear” a second level cleric spell
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Aug 18, 2019 19:11
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Relevant Tangent posted:and whatever they're going to call england once the scots secede Angleburp. Skidsfirth. Shpugshire. Soggsy. Greater Slough. Slom.
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Relevant Tangent posted:whatever they're going to call england once the scots secede brexit
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Nonsense posted:I dream of a knife Free Britain and so can you once food is replaced with rationed servings of gruel there will be no justifiable reason for anyone to own a knife
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Aug 18, 2019 21:23
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poty posted:someone opened the brexit box Lol at the tiny pen
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Aug 18, 2019 21:28
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I wonder if there are any brexit food stockpiles from march that haven't been eaten yet
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Aug 18, 2019 21:44
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it’ll forever be project fear, even when people are scrambling for food in the shops, the die hard brexiteers will be screaming “project fear” as they snatch the last loaf of bread from a small child in Lidl
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Aug 18, 2019 21:56
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Squizzle posted:is “project fear” a second level cleric spell Yes, along with Farage Image - This magic creates 2-8 duplicates which repeat the soundbites of Nigel Farage, allowing his message to be broadcast simultaneously on multiple media outlets. Opponents must destroy the illusions with a milkshake+2 or higher before they can harm the caster. Minor Gove of Invulnerability - Surrounds the caster with an impervious sphere that protects him from cabinet reshuffles regardless of how badly he has hosed up his previous post. Gammonskin - Renders the caster immune to all logic/reason-based persuasions, even if the caster would ultimately benefit from hearing them. Caster suffers a permanent -2 CHA hit.
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Aug 18, 2019 21:56
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mods plz
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Aug 19, 2019 01:59
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Squizzle posted:for nearly one million years, britain has been victim of the blade—from the acheulean flints knapped by the ancient proto-chavs, to the chainsaws of modern scottish caber-hunters. and today i say, NO MORE when you were at busy partying i studied the blade. when you were having premarital sex i was cashing cheques and breaking necks. and while you wasted your days at the gym i conquered the corporate game. and now that the ethnics are at the chicken shop you have the audacity to ask me for a marketing campaign?
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BMX Ninja posted:Yes, along with I see you too play Borders & Brexits
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Aug 19, 2019 09:29
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twoday posted:I wonder if there are any brexit food stockpiles from march that haven't been eaten yet lol if you don’t have a year’s supply of long life foods, general goods and tins under your stairs
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Aug 19, 2019 09:34
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the brandorax box can no longer be closed https://twitter.com/WJames_Reuters/status/1163369451623997440
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Aug 19, 2019 09:41
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Bryter posted:This is basically that Mitchell and Webb "Have we tried just killing the poor?" sketch with 1 degree of abstraction. Oh cool so I'm definitely never retiring. New plan: drop dead in the middle of work in some way that causes massive inconvenience and trauma for everyone around me.
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Aug 19, 2019 10:12
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alphabettitouretti posted:Oh cool so I'm definitely never retiring. Mass suicide in Parliament Square because it's preferable to working until 87 In 2010 the retirement age for women was 60. By the time my mam was retirement age it was 62 1/2. She differed for 5 years because her job she enjoyed and it was less than 5 minutes walk away and then got offered a lump sum of £30k. For her state pension. Despite working part time for the last 26 years. Meanwhile the retirement age is 66 for men and women. 75 by 2035. No loving way that doesn't keep rising, by the time I'm 65 in 2049 retirement will probably be hire than the average life expectancy. forkboy84 has issued a correction as of 10:28 on Aug 19, 2019 |
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Aug 19, 2019 10:17
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The grossest part is the cunts trying to argue actually working until your in your mid 70s will keep people healthy and active. Aye, right. Sitting on your arse for 8.5 hours a day in some soulcrushing bullshit call centre is going to keep you active. Never seen a call centre that wasn't fatter than the average population
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Aug 19, 2019 10:31
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poty posted:the brandorax box can no longer be closed technically isn’t it the box that gets the chauffeured car with security, the minister only gets to join the ride because he’s holding it
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Aug 19, 2019 11:11
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same but i think as the new retirement age gets more press its going to be as disastrous for boris as the dementia tax was for may https://twitter.com/ByrneLan/status/1163193734470782976?s=20
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Aug 19, 2019 12:25
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3-4 day working week would be really cool if it somehow didn’t lead to literally everybody needing 2 jobs to make ends meet
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Aug 19, 2019 12:36
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extremely normal from a potential MP https://twitter.com/BrexitParty_DS/status/1162648367308128256?s=20
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Aug 19, 2019 12:37
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I’m not sure he knows what treason is
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Aug 19, 2019 12:42
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One minor thing I wondered: Does the role of Leader of the Opposition connect in any way with the fair reporting rules before an election? Suppose Corbyn and the Melts crown some 80 year old with advanced dementia to be PM button presser: Pfeffel would be LOTO. Could the BBC then get away with giving all Labour air time to the interim PM?
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Jel Shaker posted:technically isn’t it the box that gets the chauffeured car with security, the minister only gets to join the ride because he’s holding it 
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