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I cant really be mad at those spoilers if they turn out to be true. they seem like they will give us some epic star warsing and nothing there is lamer than any of the stupid plot points from the prequels (most of them).
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It just feels like a dead end, even moreso than TLJ leaves things at a dead end even. Time travel, as bad as it would have been, would have at least allowed them to try to pull a new angle out of left field
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Aug 19, 2019 03:09
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So goshdarn bankrupt they get hung up on the character rather than the society.
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weekly font posted:I hate that idea and it never should have made it beyond spitballing but Matt Smith is a good pick for that stupid role Matt Smith’s entire major US film career comprising as “possessed of bad guys” between Genisys and this and hopefully anything he does in the future would be a funny note in cinema history
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Aug 19, 2019 03:29
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This movie is gonna be bad but amazing to watch.
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ChaseSP posted:This movie is gonna be bad and bad to watch.
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That plot summary sound a lot better than "The First Order slowly flies behind the Resistance until the Resistance runs out of gas."
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Aug 19, 2019 07:43
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Bogus Adventure posted:We're going to find out that Lando is the real villain. He set this all up because Han lost his ship and he wants to have sex with L3 in the astrogation console.  
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Aug 19, 2019 07:45
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Boxman posted:With any luck this is honestly the best thing to come out of the entire star wars franchise
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FlamingLiberal posted:It's going to be a mess regardless, because as you say, there was not a coherent vision for these three movies There wasn't one for the original trilogy, either. The Cameo posted:Matt Smith’s entire major US film career comprising as “possessed of bad guys” between Genisys and this and hopefully anything he does in the future would be a funny note in cinema history David Tennant didn't exactly set the world on fire when he left Doctor Who to try to make it in Hollywood, either.
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Timby posted:There wasn't one for the original trilogy, either. This defense worked out pretty well for Mass Effect: Andromeda, it'll definitely work well here.
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in the big space battle do you think the mega star destroyers will have more than like four guns this time?
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Timby posted:There wasn't one for the original trilogy, either.
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Yeah the trilogy where the villain betrayed and murdered the hero's father and tongues the heroine only for the father to get retconned in the second and a sister in the third absolutely meshes.
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Those spoilers are doing a better job at hyping me about this train wreck than any trailer has. Bring on Matt Smith hamming it up. I’m loving ready.
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I can't wait for the thrilling conclusion to the story of Rey, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, and the other characters that probably exist too but I've forgotten about
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Aug 19, 2019 14:19
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Just hyperspace some sort of craft into Uncle Palp's "body" to destroy him and be done with it.
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I mean, I think that all sounds pretty fun and entertaining, I can't wait to watch Matt Smith chew some scenery, the Rey and Kylo fight going through different locales sounds interesting, and it's a hell of a lot better than loving time travel (lol at people pretending that would be better and wouldn't relentlessly make fun of if it actually happened). I'm more hyped now than before I read it. The only thing I'm hesitant on is Palpatine remaking the Death Star II? Like, using Force Powers to reconstruct it? That sounds...weird. Has he always been able to do construction? That would have made making it in the first place a little easier, one would think.
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Darth TNT posted:LOL,rose did so well crashing into Finn they promoted her. it's easy to advance in an organization with roughly a dozen people in it also lol at all the times "the First Order ambushes our dumbass heroes, but [future action figure x] arrives and saves them" appears
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It's actually incredible that JJ structured his entire career in order to eventually land Star Wars, and when he got it, he barely had a single original or coherent idea
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In general these spoilers sound loving awesome and I am 100% here for Rey and Kylo having a trippy Newtype lightsaber duel that projects them across time and space. Y'all need to get a better sense of taste 
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JJ's the dog who caught the car. That said, being a basically hollow instrument to apply gloss to whatever the studio wanted was a precondition for getting the job in the first place in the pre- and post- rian eras
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thrawn527 posted:I mean, I think that all sounds pretty fun and entertaining, I can't wait to watch Matt Smith chew some scenery, the Rey and Kylo fight going through different locales sounds interesting, and it's a hell of a lot better than loving time travel (lol at people pretending that would be better and wouldn't relentlessly make fun of if it actually happened). Size matters not. It’s just like building a big lightsaber. In SPAAAAAAACE.
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Aug 19, 2019 17:06
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Kylo and Rey fighting across the entire series of films is poetry.
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I can't wait for Kylo to say "At last, the Star Wars are over. The galaxy is at peace"
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Lol whoever put together that “leak” copied the “Sheev raises the Death Star” plot point from a fan poster posted to Reddit about a month ago:
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If Palpatine possesses Matt Smith, I hope we get to hear Ian's voice coming out of him (even though that's not how possession works since you didn't bring your vocal cords with you) Because MacDiarmid's ham and Smith's flailing about would be amazing
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Aug 19, 2019 18:00
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Hey, I found a pic of Matt Smith as a Knight of Ren!
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If that's true, then drat Sheev REALLY believes in this Death Star plan. He's like a sports coach whose game plan won him one game at team 1 then totally failed after that once opposition coaches figured it out. But he gets picked up by 2 more teams and tries to implement the exact same game plan with both of them while constantly getting hammered.
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thepokey posted:If that's true, then drat Sheev REALLY believes in this Death Star plan. He's like a sports coach whose game plan won him one game at team 1 then totally failed after that once opposition coaches figured it out. But he gets picked up by 2 more teams and tries to implement the exact same game plan with both of them while constantly getting hammered. The Death Star cannot fail, it can only be failed.
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Aug 19, 2019 18:47
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The Death Star is the Uncle Rico of doomsday weapons.
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And here I am thinking the Force Unleashed Star destroyer bit was as ridiculous as it would get.
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thepokey posted:If that's true, then drat Sheev REALLY believes in this Death Star plan. He's like a sports coach whose game plan won him one game at team 1 then totally failed after that once opposition coaches figured it out. But he gets picked up by 2 more teams and tries to implement the exact same game plan with both of them while constantly getting hammered. Palpatine is.... Rex Ryan???
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Palpatine is.... Rex Ryan??? Does he have a bizarro foot fetish?
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Why is it that Palpatine seems genuinely badass in ROTJ as he drips with pride and malice, just chewing the scenery, but post-scarring ROTS Palpatine just seems cheesy, like the actor is clearly hamming it up?
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I think there's a non-zero chance that after the reception of TLJ and Solo, the two disney films without death stars, it was concluded that all star wars must have death stars going forward
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Flavius Aetass posted:Why is it that Palpatine seems genuinely badass in ROTJ as he drips with pride and malice, just chewing the scenery, but post-scarring ROTS Palpatine just seems cheesy, like the actor is clearly hamming it up? George Lucas got way worse at directing, or at least wasn't working with the right people
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thrawn527 posted:I mean, I think that all sounds pretty fun and entertaining, I can't wait to watch Matt Smith chew some scenery, the Rey and Kylo fight going through different locales sounds interesting, and it's a hell of a lot better than loving time travel (lol at people pretending that would be better and wouldn't relentlessly make fun of if it actually happened). Having part of the story take place in a live-action version of the World between Worlds from Rebels would've been cool and good
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overmind2000 posted:George Lucas got way worse at directing, or at least wasn't working with the right people I wonder how much of this was from Lucas being mildly butthurt that people didn't like Jar Jar. teagone posted:Having part of the story take place in a live-action version of the World between Worlds from Rebels would've been cool and good Including anything from Rebels would be cool and good. Rebels is a show that stumbled a bit coming out of the gate, but really got good once it found its footing.
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