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Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Wait wait, why are they saying this is equivalent to $100? Does real cash-bought currency in SC cost that much?!

Yeah you can buy in-game currency at about $1 = 1000 uec.

This is an even more unusually terrible transaction than normal, for Star Citizen. 20k UEC is the equivalent of maybe three combat missions. Most mid-size ships cost 2-3 million UEC. Casting the refuel cost as "$100 of in-game currency" is really kind of an exaggeration imo, because $100 of in-game currency gets you next to nothing. It's more like "3 hours of in-game grinding" and they happened to price that at like $100 years ago because oops they didn't actually bother to design their economy and they waaaay over-valued the UEC.

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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The thread about the 890 fuel cost has some amazing rationalizations, some of them directly contradicting each other...



"The 890 shouldn't make money and that's intended"



"The 890 will make a ton of money and pay for itself"



"It isn't pay to win because no one can afford to fuel all the ships they bought"





"I can absolutely afford to fuel all the ships I bought and this is ok because I'm rich and therefore win"

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Sarsapariller posted:

All these dense Citizens running into the sub thread like "No actually it's not for solo use."

Motherfuckers! There's no group content in the entire game! You can't even trade currency between players! There is not one single mechanical provision that would allow a group to support this loving whaleship. But because it flatters their assumptions about what might someday exist, it must be very cool and well designed. Aaaaaaaaaa

The citizens are the best group I've ever seen at extrapolating things CIG says and equating them to existing and implemented systems. This despite the fact that CIG has produced 8 years of raw sewage and called it a game. They can't get a scope to work on a gun for the FPS segment built in an FPS engine, but everything they say will be done is immediately taken at face value.

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sarsapariller posted:

Casting the refuel cost as "$100 of in-game currency" is really kind of an exaggeration imo, because $100 of in-game currency gets you next to nothing.

I only really used it, because there was somebody in the thread realizing that they spent $200 + $890 on basically nothing as their 200k is pointless, their 890J is non-flyable without dozens of hours of grinding to buy fuel and they are basically fokked in teh aaaarrrrse and stuck flying with worse ships. It kinda sounded like they were in the shock a bit, but not sure, letters don't convey that well.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Sarsapariller posted:



In in-game terms this would take about 3 hours of current quests to earn, assuming they didn't fail

it's funny because it's a luxury liner with (presumably?) huge cargo so you could make a million spacebucks per second or something, but commodities in the game do not exist. it's literally a lesser game than loving privateer after 7 years of development lmao

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/CloudImperium/status/1163579066080849921

https://twitter.com/CinderfallTV/status/1162468660331581441

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Truga posted:

it's funny because it's a luxury liner with (presumably?) huge cargo so you could make a million spacebucks per second or something, but commodities in the game do not exist. it's literally a lesser game than loving privateer after 7 years of development lmao

But just wait until they add TOURING! That's on the roadmap, right?

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Rotten Red Rod posted:

But just wait until they add TOURING! That's on the roadmap, right?

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/14804-Design-Notes-Civilian-Passenger-Transport

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
By the way, I find the whole point of "You buy a space ship so you can't play it" extremely funny, it sounds so very Crobear. I remember Elite having this (top A-rated ships could cost a billion credits, so insurance would cost 50 millions and active PvPers could die tens of times per hour for training) and people absolutely hated this, until Elite got core mining, where you can make the profit for this basically instantly (seen people make like 300M per hour tops, which is enough even for PvPers and for non-PvPers it tends to last weeks to months if they don't buy new ships).

I wonder what people will say when (if) SC goes live and on their 50 player servers (I doubt there will be more) a group of guys in end-game ships will just spawn-camp a station and kill everyone repeatedly, until they have no ships left and are left with long-rear end spawn timers and say "gently caress it," and ragequit.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013

Virtual Captain posted:

which is more delicious?
- CIG has to release what they have and declares victory with no need for improvement patches. Chris and project get ridiculed across the entire net for unfinished boring tech demo with bugs so aggressive they make colonial marines look highly polished. Citizens split into into three camps. "It's not that bad, good even", "even though they said no patches I think there is a secret one in the works", and "we were so wrong how did this happen"
- CIG goes dark. Employees show up to locked doors and all the furniture gets auctioned off. Backers camp outside with signs. Servers shutter without a trace and the exe no longer launches. Full length documentaries air on hulu and netflix. Derek publishes his own 10 hour documentary and promises a sequel in July.

Not asking which is more likely. Just working on my hate boner for today

First option. CIG showing the world a new level of failure in game dev is funny, but the added bonus of having all the backers eating each other afterwards will be icing on the cake.

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Truga posted:



Burned out units are simply ejected and replaced with another, assuming that the player had the foresight to restock their ship prior to departure. Excessive radio interference may prevent a solid communications data link from being established, which can in turn be addressed via a player quickly matching a set of binary filters to a hexadecimal status code before the interfering frequency and offsetting status code change. Recalibration of a misaligned audio processor can be accomplished via pressing a sequence of eight buttons associated with musical notes to match a test melody whose length is dictated by the extent of the failure. Carefully soldering a loose connection – while ensuring that the main circuit board isn’t damaged in the process – can remedy contact failures.

Burned out units => we sell you Chinese crap
Excessive radio interference may prevent a solid communications data link => okay
can in turn be addressed via a player quickly matching a set of binary filters to a hexadecimal status code before the interfering frequency and offsetting status code change => why can't it do this automatically?
Recalibration of a misaligned audio processor can be accomplished via pressing a sequence of eight buttons associated with musical notes to match a test melody whose length is dictated by the extent of the failure => why can't it do this automatically?
Carefully soldering a loose connection => we sell you Chinese crap

This reads like a bad docdesign of an 8 year old kid, trying to whip out some excuse. "This stops working, because... uhhh... ehhh... the, erm... tubulatrons failed and, uhh... you need to caress them gently and ah... establish a connection by errrrmmmm... holding them straight for long enough before they, uh, work again."

Star Trek: TOS is more believable than this pile of crap.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Star Citizen: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk phase

DigitalPenny
Sep 3, 2018

The whole 100 dollars to fuel up.... It's really the payception you pay just to find new pay walls.

Despite the system being comprised by the Chinese government I played first couple of mission of rebel galaxy outlaw and already I have more gameplay than all my years of star citizen also be it did not crash Inspite of great firewall of china, also epic store was not full of porn games and also they offered me a free game....

Not managed a hate boner ... Am I uncool?

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
"Flying around the big ships needs to be an earned privilege. Also I purchased every single jpeg in my fleet with real money" just lol do they write this with a straight face.

Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Aug 20, 2019

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

DigitalPenny posted:

The whole 100 dollars to fuel up.... It's really the payception you pay just to find new pay walls.

Despite the system being comprised by the Chinese government I played first couple of mission of rebel galaxy outlaw and already I have more gameplay than all my years of star citizen also be it did not crash Inspite of great firewall of china, also epic store was not full of porn games and also they offered me a free game....

Not managed a hate boner ... Am I uncool?

I kind of want to play that game - I may have to also pledge my undying loyalty to and promise harmonious thought with our new Chinese overlords.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.

Colostomy Bag posted:

B. When ever there is a new location in the game, a given server will have dozens of people who want to see it

lol LITERALLY dozens of people

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


what the gently caress

what the gently caress

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Rotten Red Rod posted:

what the gently caress

what the gently caress

There's so much historical data to this shitshow that even people following for years find something new to facepalm over. It really is something, isn't it?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
On /r/Gaming

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

But just wait until they add TOURING! That's on the roadmap, right?

Where’s my god drat couples touring?

Jonny Shiloh
Mar 7, 2019
You 'orrible little man

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

Where’s my god drat couples touring?

Not really the market CIG are going for to be honest, unless ShapCap's planning on taking his mum with him maybe.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
At this point I'm surprised CIG isn't buying a giant yacht where they can escape to international waters and sell star citizen in perpetuity with no laws.

They're scientologists at this point.

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Rotten Red Rod posted:

The thread about the 890 fuel cost has some amazing rationalizations, some of them directly contradicting each other...



"The 890 shouldn't make money and that's intended"



"The 890 will make a ton of money and pay for itself"



"It isn't pay to win because no one can afford to fuel all the ships they bought"





"I can absolutely afford to fuel all the ships I bought and this is ok because I'm rich and therefore win"

I'm just wondering where he got the 'big group' idea.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

I'm just wondering where he got the 'big group' idea.

Oh man I'm reading it closer and this post is such a roller coaster between :smith: and hilarity:

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Oh man I'm reading it closer and this post is such a roller coaster between :smith: and hilarity:



Is Michael Scott a star citizen?

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/humanevil51/status/1163782387865718784
https://twitter.com/humanevil51/status/1163835887685447680
https://twitter.com/Destruct0Dan/status/1163827676605341697

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

Burned out units => we sell you Chinese crap
Excessive radio interference may prevent a solid communications data link => okay
can in turn be addressed via a player quickly matching a set of binary filters to a hexadecimal status code before the interfering frequency and offsetting status code change => why can't it do this automatically?
Recalibration of a misaligned audio processor can be accomplished via pressing a sequence of eight buttons associated with musical notes to match a test melody whose length is dictated by the extent of the failure => why can't it do this automatically?
Carefully soldering a loose connection => we sell you Chinese crap

This reads like a bad docdesign of an 8 year old kid, trying to whip out some excuse. "This stops working, because... uhhh... ehhh... the, erm... tubulatrons failed and, uhh... you need to caress them gently and ah... establish a connection by errrrmmmm... holding them straight for long enough before they, uh, work again."

Star Trek: TOS is more believable than this pile of crap.
More importantly, this is very few people's definition of fun. On a realism level it's absurd, none of this makes any sense. On a gaming level, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you going to replace the entire rack of blades on a single flight? Is your entire four hour trip running to and fro the galley to supply bespoke drinks to a bunch of passengers who have endless bladders? I can't wait to get home so I can play IT/bartender slave for an additional shift!

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I really wonder why SC-bashing videos make more views than SC-promoting videos :razz:

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
I remember the drink mixing thing, but I had forgotten about how insane the server blades thing was.

How poo poo is the tech in their in-game lore that it's even worth considering how to repair this crap? I'm just imagining a current-day airplane having someone go pop open a server rack while in-flight to solder a connection or manually playing a musical clip (?????) to calibrate the audio output.

What even is a "burned-out unit", are their server blades regularly catching on loving fire?

Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013

kw0134 posted:

More importantly, this is very few people's definition of fun. On a realism level it's absurd, none of this makes any sense. On a gaming level, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you going to replace the entire rack of blades on a single flight? Is your entire four hour trip running to and fro the galley to supply bespoke drinks to a bunch of passengers who have endless bladders? I can't wait to get home so I can play IT/bartender slave for an additional shift!

Don't worry, passengers won't have endless bladders, they will have to empty them via an immersive toilet mini game, so they might imbibe in more hairy roberts later.

Fidelity!

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010







Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Fidelitious posted:

I remember the drink mixing thing, but I had forgotten about how insane the server blades thing was.

How poo poo is the tech in their in-game lore that it's even worth considering how to repair this crap? I'm just imagining a current-day airplane having someone go pop open a server rack while in-flight to solder a connection or manually playing a musical clip (?????) to calibrate the audio output.

What even is a "burned-out unit", are their server blades regularly catching on loving fire?

Usual thing that happens in TYOL 2019 is if the IFE doesn't work then the airline tosses a ETC of around $200 to folks.

Now imagine that getting subtracted from your alpha credits. :v:

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Fidelitious posted:

I remember the drink mixing thing, but I had forgotten about how insane the server blades thing was.

How poo poo is the tech in their in-game lore that it's even worth considering how to repair this crap? I'm just imagining a current-day airplane having someone go pop open a server rack while in-flight to solder a connection or manually playing a musical clip (?????) to calibrate the audio output.

What even is a "burned-out unit", are their server blades regularly catching on loving fire?

Sounds more like Space Team than Star Citizen.

If you don't know what Space Team is, you should, it's real good. Also there's a card game version.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

kw0134 posted:

More importantly, this is very few people's definition of fun. On a realism level it's absurd, none of this makes any sense. On a gaming level, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you going to replace the entire rack of blades on a single flight? Is your entire four hour trip running to and fro the galley to supply bespoke drinks to a bunch of passengers who have endless bladders? I can't wait to get home so I can play IT/bartender slave for an additional shift!

Even worse, when they first talked about "blades" they were referring to in-flight movies. Each seat needs it's own blade and each blade has a single movie on it. So you'll be swapping out blades like its a god damned vcr from the loving 90s (because of course its 90s era, Crobear nostalgia trip).

Nyast
Nov 14, 2017

BLAZING AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT

A Citizen walks into a bar. "I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the Bartender. "Because, obviously, I want to be at the top. I want it to be MY org", he says.

Another Citizen walks into a bar. ""I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the facepalming Bartender. ...

Sandepande
Aug 19, 2018

kw0134 posted:

More importantly, this is very few people's definition of fun. On a realism level it's absurd, none of this makes any sense. On a gaming level, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you going to replace the entire rack of blades on a single flight? Is your entire four hour trip running to and fro the galley to supply bespoke drinks to a bunch of passengers who have endless bladders? I can't wait to get home so I can play IT/bartender slave for an additional shift!

Reads to me like someone had zero ideas how to make a game out of running a passenger liner.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Nyast posted:

A Citizen walks into a bar. "I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the Bartender. "Because, obviously, I want to be at the top. I want it to be MY org", he says.

Another Citizen walks into a bar. ""I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the facepalming Bartender. ...

"Everyone will want to be captain of some big honking ship."

"We're going to need cooks and pilots and gunners."

Sandepande posted:

Reads to me like someone had zero ideas how to make a game out of running a passenger liner.

Someone played Diner Dash and said, "Yes, this is what the captains of industry who funded our game for thousands of dollars each would like to do."

Sample_text
Apr 28, 2018

by VideoGames
I have mixed feels about DaGaimez.
On the one hand, he coined the absolutely hilarious term "scamerino".
On the other , he has this constant vibe of guy who just read the beginner's guide to being an influencer and generating engagement .
I actually watched his "IT'S NOT A SCAM!" video on a late night and it's just so....
Between the grandiose music, calls to action, going from "all your ideas are valid, don't let anyone tell you different!" to "THIS is what they need to do now, everything else can wait".
There was a webcomic I read some time ago ( think it was SMBC) that made fun of how political speeches have to be vague nonsensical mush with no clear ideology, since the more specific the issues you're addressing, the less people will care about them, and the less people will support you. It ended with a candidate literally shouting "MOAR BETERNESS! LESS WORSENESS!" to a crowd of cheering plebs. That's what DaGaimez reminds me of.

EDIT: I should clarify. I have nothing against the guy for wanting to make it big on youtube. I DO have a problem with the things he is embracing. The fake influencer nature .

Sample_text fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 20, 2019

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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Nyast posted:

A Citizen walks into a bar. "I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the Bartender. "Because, obviously, I want to be at the top. I want it to be MY org", he says.

Another Citizen walks into a bar. ""I realize I don't have any friends or anything, so I'll most likely have to assemble an org myself", he says to the facepalming Bartender. ...

"There needs to be enough players with entry level ships so that they see it as a positive and privilege to be invited to work on my larger ship and become part of my crew. Their reward (apart from wages) will be to explore and adventure in places they would never survive solo. All in all it's a win win situation to own and crew a larger ship which will then be part of a fleet."

Mirificus fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Aug 20, 2019

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