Doc Hawkins posted:

Millions of Dead Lords

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

https://talktotransformer.com/

What is this. Reading this feels like I had a seizure

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's like I'm reading a magazine for an article about myself that I've never read. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so tired today.

그가지을 것이라차를 살는 끝도지의 유란 그랇을 비르게.

You see, the magazine of an idol that the police think could be an addict is also an issue that a woman who is struggling is exposed to, but to a person that is trying to get up to date and to not take it personally, its all part of society of an idol with the media's expectations placed on you to always make sure that everyone knows that only the good ones would like it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅅ

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ So everyone should take a look at what this issue I'm reading says to them. ㅋㅋㅋ

[via Mydaily]

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I bathe in only the finest of gamer girl bathwater because my friends are constantly getting cold, you will see that I wear only warm underwear and an underwear shirt that isn't too small. I think my legs are just too big even for you to see them in this picture. My rear end and pussy are just too small as well. (Hint: Not too big for your nose.) My feet are too small for you to see, I know I say this, but just look at all the hair that curls up in my toes. (Hint: Look at my toe hair; not too small.) My bra is too big; yes, I am a bit tiny, but it is still my bra, I just wear this shirt over it. I do like the way it looks, a bit small, so you want to see the rest of my boobs too. (Hint: Look at the breast size, it matches the size of my head). Finally, my hair is just the right amount to reach the top of my head and is in my natural shape. As a gamer girl, my hair is just perfect for me.

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Boris Johnson plays with his weiner a lot and loves it too.

One of the things that people who know Boris have said is that he likes to do more things with his weiner while he's at home. He likes to do something new (i.e. his weiner is bigger), and people who are close to him have confirmed that he's been using his sheath for almost all of his work trips, in addition to visiting friends and family.

A great thing about Boris Johnson's weiner, besides its enormous size and size that isn't so bad at all! However, the weiner doesn't last forever, and it can tear if it isn't washed regularly and thoroughly after use, especially in areas that don't necessarily maintain the moisture content of the body (although it's more likely to have that than not).

So, I think I do have a little too much room in my Weiner for my liking, but I would be delighted if someone would take mine apart, and swap out it for something that I would appreciate more!

The weiner's weiner looks similar, although, not in terms of fabric quality, yet the difference is very apparent when you put it back together and watch how it looks.

For a man who claims the Weiner "is his job so he gets an extra kick out of it

Taintrunner posted:

there will NOT be adequate food

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/1163528325911973889

oliwan posted:

Reading that Boris wants to reopen negotiations and demand the EU loses their demands wrt the border in Ireland? lol

Balliver Shagnasty posted:

So I decided to have a little fun with this and...........


And for some more "on topic" material:


It's late and I hate you all.

Martin BadClixx posted:

This is literally how the elected president of the USA talks

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It's simple. The E.U. are lesser people standing in the way of the superior British race. This would be the case in almost half of all countries.


The bottom line is the E.U. want only to control their own borders while keeping everyone else under their control.


The E.U. control of their own borders. It should not be our concern.


We do not have to be the superior race, but at least we should be able to determine our own future.


This is a threat to all. We are a threat to all. Because in the E.U. future, we all would have to pay for a nation that would want to own us all.


It is time for the British people to wake up. It is time for them to learn about the true definition of our nation. What it actually means to be Britain now. What it actually means to have your country ruled by us for a limited time period. Because all nations will eventually become a threat. All countries will be at war and many of them will eventually become too strong to be left to its own devices.


I do not want our children to live in that very situation.


I want Britain to be a land of opportunity. I want my children to learn of the great power of freedom and opportunity that has been built by my forefathers

Stairmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/DarranMarshall/status/1163413519410323456

redleader posted:

the streets will be paved in gold. there will be kippers and scones for all. the nhs will offer free, complementary cosmetic surgery during clinic visits

Martin BadClixx posted:

Brexit: Donald Tusk rejects Boris Johnson's backstop proposal 




Lol owned

Hexyflexy posted:

Irritatingly, they're counting on this poo poo.

Honj Steak posted:

Because they're rich and nothing ever will happen to them.

Martin BadClixx posted:

game theory

Squizzle posted:

TUSK

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/ReutersUK/status/1163810166027898880?s=20

Dance Officer posted:

Breaking: not breaking

Captain Splendid posted:

Those are just rumours

Hexyflexy posted:

CHESS.

Samovar posted:

Swindon just... Flat out lying on her Twitter today, claiming Corbyn voted to leave, etc.

Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/mattvbrady/status/1163624478737256448?s=19

Lawman 0 posted: