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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Trump probably wants to have "The Beast" converted to a coal roller.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Croatoan posted:

Trump probably wants to have "The Beast" converted to a coal roller.

I was assuming it had something to do with steam engines.

* # ? Aug 21, 2019 21:45
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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/rysimmons/status/1163589854871085057?s=21

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/joshchafetz/status/1164163792659369985

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/manlnthehoody/status/1164208753891168257?s=21

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/safeasfuck/status/1163818617437245441

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/marcsnetiker/status/1163979269237690368?s=21

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TheQueerCrimer/status/1163587462293270528?s=19

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 00:34
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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

 https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1164186758646575105

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 00:52
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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


 https://twitter.com/grhmc/status/1164357340126220289

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/manlnthehoody/status/1164208753891168257?s=21

To be fair, that's totally something Biblical David would do today.

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 04:34
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pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/loubegatherion/status/1164108814792167424?s=19

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 07:21
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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/TheQueerCrimer/status/1163587462293270528?s=19

Can we just relegate depressing poo poo to the IOSM thread?

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

grittyreboot posted:

Can we just relegate depressing poo poo to the IOSM thread?

Fair enough

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Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

grittyreboot posted:

Can we just relegate depressing poo poo to the IOSM thread?

Pro tip: this thread gets approximately 1000% better after you ignore MizPiz.

We really do need a political tweet thread to retain some of the D&D overflow, though.

Modal Auxiliary has a new favorite as of 17:57 on Aug 22, 2019

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 THis is a harmonious thread we are all friends

https://twitter.com/piagnone/status/1164575015871950852

https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1043913302194245633

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:32 on Aug 22, 2019

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/jhbteam/status/1164376786827796480?s=21

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1043913302194245633

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1043913302194245633

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1043913302194245633

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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/1164310381789138946

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://twitter.com/NekoCase/status/1164310381789138946

Just buy sweatpants

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 22:32
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Who What Now posted:

Just buy sweatpants

There's certain excercises where loose pants can interfere

* # ? Aug 22, 2019 23:36
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/agnesfrim/status/1164425501848588288
https://twitter.com/agnesfrim/status/1164425682513989633

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's a good tweets

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/jayinslee/status/1164615809324290048?s=21

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

 https://twitter.com/MatCro/status/500269067048325121?s=20

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/MORK_MORK_/status/1164554524100562944?s=20

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/MatCro/status/500269067048325121?s=20

lmao

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/MatCro/status/500269067048325121?s=20

lol drat it...

* # ? Aug 23, 2019 04:30
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/BigPaulieDoyle/status/1164133813351604225?s=19

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/BigPaulieDoyle/status/1164133813351604225?s=19

That's op-ed writers in general

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 Friends are temporary. Blood money is forever.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

UnfurledSails posted:

https://twitter.com/MatCro/status/500269067048325121?s=20

I don't get it :(

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1164601097140494336

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

 https://twitter.com/pamiejaige/status/1164066425205657601?s=19

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
This is going to be a fun derail

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

My Spirit Otter posted:

This is going to be a fun derail

No it's not, because that tweet is 100% correct. :colbert:

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zipperelli. posted:

No it's not, because that tweet is 100% correct. :colbert:

Agreed. It is definitely 100% correct IN OPPOSITE WORLD!

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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

 I was born in Minnesota and I can confirm that tweet is correct

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