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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Cowpocalypse posted:

how is this not an onion article

why is that real

There is a bug in the satire function and until we get a hotfix and then society we're left with the glitches.

e: snype tax

https://twitter.com/anarcharaccoon/status/613797066947497984

Inceltown has issued a correction as of 05:46 on Aug 22, 2019

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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

the floor is collusion with russia!!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/jeramygordon/status/1164395036508737536?s=21

SOY!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

only one invisible dick

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


un perdedor

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Terrible, but it amuses me

https://twitter.com/GeromeGutierre4/status/1164084485501202432

I miss TDK memes

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/sydneyelainexo/status/1163945120623923202?s=09

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

respect

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

this is a far higher male:female ratio than Chapo and Cum Town live shows, congrats. that’s western masculine energy for you I guess.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hell yeah!

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?


I remember getting mad about those tweets at the time so good for him I guess. Though it really shouldn't have been that hard for him to figure it out.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I'm sure there are porn stars out there with really bad opinions but I dunno the last time I saw one.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/jodotcom/status/1164379638946287618

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



It's cool when you see someone out there in the world who just gets it

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

cohsae posted:

Please tell me Trump is going to go Idi Amin and start just showering himself with ridiculous titles and medals.

Unironically this would be great

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro baselessly blames NGOs for Amazon fires and ignites global outrage

quote:

Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has said, without evidence, that not-for-profit organisations (NGOs) whose budgets have been cut may be setting fires in the Amazon to draw attention against his government and to make him look bad, igniting global outrage among environmentalists.

The wildfires have hit a record number this year, with 72,843 fires detected so far by Brazil's space research centre INPE, an 83 per cent increase over the same period last year.

"Everything indicates" that NGOs were going to the Amazon to "set fire" to the forest, Mr Bolsonaro said in a Facebook Live broadcast on Wednesday morning.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/shahmiruk/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde


lol

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm sure there are porn stars out there with really bad opinions but I dunno the last time I saw one.

It's like a 50/50 chance of any given porn star being right wing.



Hasan rules.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
ed: wrong one, but still fitting. Here:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

ed: wrong one, but still fitting. Here:



duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm sure there are porn stars out there with really bad opinions but I dunno the last time I saw one.

there is tila tequila but her opinions are literally due to brain damage

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

some sex workers are intelligent, thoughtful people who are extremely sex positive and generally awesome. some sex workers are brain dead meth addicts.

in conclusion, porn is a land of contrasts

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bluecow14/status/1164310939426070530?s=19

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://i.imgur.com/VBeEnxq.mp4

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

one joke

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

"and that was why I wrote how the proletariat should rise up and seize the means of production so they could feed themselves. what's a soviet? I lived my entire life in western europe"

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


I didn't know Marx was Indian and/or Irish

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lmfao prussia got PWnD!

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Eat This Glob posted:

lmfao prussia got PWnD!

The meme is pretty accurate for 1918

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


StashAugustine posted:

The meme is pretty accurate for 1918

Noted marxist Kaiser Wilhelm II

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1164186758646575105

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Samurai Sanders posted:

I'm sure there are porn stars out there with really bad opinions but I dunno the last time I saw one.

https://twitter.com/jennajameson/status/1163975295491174401?s=20

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/Millerheighife/status/1164591601567461376?s=19

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
yeah that's from a parody site

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Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

it is impressive that there is no position so comically nefarious that these fucks wouldn't take it

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