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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Epstein introduced Trump to Melania

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

being advised that epstein was listening to j geils band while committing sex crimes is loving up my head canon ngl

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
music is cancelled 😞

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mariana Horchata posted:

being advised that epstein was listening to j geils band while committing sex crimes is loving up my head canon ngl

Was it centerfold? That's their worst song anyway

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
I should've post this a long time ago: https://blackagendareport.com/oil_and_global_capitalist_crisis [essential reading]

Edit: I'm reading this for the third or fourth time now and this jumped out:

quote:

The Democratic Party hates two men in particular who have become the symbolic leaders of the fracking new oil insurgency. These two oil billionaires, Charles and David Koch, the inheritors of an oil company called “Koch Industries,” have become the target of scorn by the voices of the Democratic Party and its allies.

The article was published in February, 2016 before the Koch's sudden last minute pivot to the Democratic party. So it's best to think that "little oil" has similarly pivoted.

Perry Mason Jar has issued a correction as of 19:17 on Aug 22, 2019

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

so if you throw your name out, then the sex slave will be super impressed that she’s being raped by a famous science man, and then she’ll be into it.

Doesn't always work. French Anderson the geneticists guy got thrown into the slammer for years when one of his victims wore a wire to take him down... while still a child.

Okay, back to the regular hell thread party. Just wanted to post a glimmer of home.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




its me, the fbi, wiring up a child and sending her to one last (maybe) rape before we take down the perv

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
sex offender stings are loving bizarre

The divorce lawyer who was hypnotizing his clients to rape them was caught in a sting where the cops only intervened after he’d successfully hypnotized the woman on camera

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Dr. Killjoy posted:

sex offender stings are loving bizarre

The divorce lawyer who was hypnotizing his clients to rape them was caught in a sting where the cops only intervened after he’d successfully hypnotized the woman on camera

Hypnosis doesn't even work that way, wtf

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Literally every billionaire facilitates child sex trafficking or is a pedophile themselves, and this fact crosses the color and gender barriers among their class. They all have to be shot into the sun or the bottom of the ocean

put their heads on pikes

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



Looking forward to this not mattering

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
more like sham jury

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


this was me

i was on vacation in London UK a few weeks ago, and the day Epstein died my wife went shopping so I could sit at a bar by myself and read Epstein conspiracy theories while I got drunk as gently caress by myself

it was a really good day lol

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
My favorite itt was the guy reading Epstein theories on his honeymoon instead of boning his wife

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

very disappointed to learn that Epstein brain doesn't improve your sex life

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

old.flv posted:

My favorite itt was the guy reading Epstein theories on his honeymoon instead of boning his wife
finding out that billionaires are by and large pedophiles does wonders in killing one's sex drive

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

very disappointed to learn that Epstein brain doesn't improve your sex life

previously, whenever someone wwould think about epstein theories it'd charge his JO crystal

i don't know who possesses this cursed artifact now, but their vigor stats must be off the chartrs

Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

old.flv posted:

My favorite itt was the guy reading Epstein theories on his honeymoon instead of boning his wife

she was fast asleep so it was only me and alcohol at that point

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lol doing some googling and /pol/ found this back on august 9th.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hey sorry honey i can’t pick Henry up from school,im researching the pedophile cabal

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




eh. all sorts of horrible depraved poo poo happens all the time right out in the open. clinton loving a few children is nothing compared to how he hosed haiti for example.

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
He hosed children there too

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
speaking of which I always heard rumors about rush Limbaugh doing pedi trips to the Dominican Republic, are there any good links for that?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Calibanibal posted:

Epstein introduced Trump to Melania

Cccrack.... Pingsss

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Calibanibal posted:

Epstein introduced Trump to Melania

Not gonna question a thing
Just gonna crack and then ping

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




trump rescued her fron the pedophiles hes da hero. da chosen 1

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


well his classical tastes were dilettantish. not what you'd expect from a supposed piano virtuoso

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
do you guys think tomorrow there will be another update. This series has been consistent about dropping stuff on Fridays, the death, the suicide finding, etc

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Modest Mao posted:

do you guys think tomorrow there will be another update. This series has been consistent about dropping stuff on Fridays, the death, the suicide finding, etc

Maybe there's some hot poo poo from Ram Ranch.

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Bip Roberts posted:

speaking of which I always heard rumors about rush Limbaugh doing pedi trips to the Dominican Republic, are there any good links for that?
Not the pedo part but here's a story about him being detained coming back from the DR with viagra he didn't have a script for.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rush-limbaugh-detained-with-viagra/

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dabeard/status/1164667940039536647

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

rofl

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

quote:

Some critics of the press's performance say ruefully there may have been a class element at play. As described in court documents, Epstein and his associates recruited young women from working-class backgrounds and disrupted families.

you don’t say

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
"say ruefully" aww

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Epstein also made sure to turn some of his victims into abusers themselves , so it’s all kind of layers of hosed up

Johnny Red
Aug 15, 2019
it is all pretty awful, isn't it?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Gulliver didn’t gently caress the Lilliputians though!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

I bet he tried.

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



welp president really ramped up the meltbrain this week and now everyone locally is talking about greenland and the antichrist, cool and great

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