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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Tiggum posted:

Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

Coriander is the seed, cilantro is the leaf in America.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Apprentice Dick posted:

Coriander is the seed, cilantro is the leaf in America.

Brb, about to post this in the "Things I Just Learned" thread

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Tiggum posted:

Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

I still hate that Australia calls both the things you get at McDonald's, and the things that Lays' makes, chips.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Every soft drink is a coke. You can have a sprite coke, a coke coke, etc.

Like Kleenex.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Captain Monkey posted:

Every soft drink is a coke. You can have a sprite coke, a coke coke, etc.

Like Kleenex.

It's this.

Also BBQ is not a grill.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/cherryemoticon/status/1162032023520927745?s=21

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Nottherealaborn posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

i believe you mean a nando's

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cash crab posted:

i believe you mean a nando's

Cheeky!

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/JimBobFreeman/status/1164901720532705283?s=20

AweStriker
Oct 6, 2014

Tiggum posted:

Entree? Main course.

I specifically agree with this one on the grounds that I dislike the French language.

quote:

Candy? Lollies.

I specifically disagree with you on this one because "lollies" can go bad places if it's said out loud much like your opinion derailed the entire thread for half a page.

Also isn't it "sweets" anyway? Or is that just in Scotland?

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Nottherealaborn posted:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Shrimp on the East Coast , Prawns in the PNW

It's a dumb list.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Tiggum posted:

Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

I hope I can get you to do a 350° on this

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shvartacus/status/1096871228390789120

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

BrandorKP posted:

Shrimp on the East Coast , Prawns in the PNW

It's a dumb list.

shrimp in the streets, pastry in the sheets :heysexy:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Tiggum posted:

Look, I think we can all just agree that all Americans are wrong. It's not soda, pop or coke. It's soft drink.

In fact, it generalises further. Wherever Americans say a food-related thing is called something and other English-speaking countries call it something else, the Americans are wrong.

Entree? Main course.
Cilantro? Coriander.
Shrimp? Prawn.
Fries? Chips.
Chips? Crisps.
Candy? Lollies.
Broiler? Grill.
Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.
350°? 180°.

It works in 100% of cases.

Did you invert the final example?

American policy changes are touted as massive adjustments, but to the outside world it's hard to notice any change in direction.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
There's no way to say "crisps" without sounding like a huge rear end in a top hat

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Yeah what a dumb loving awful sounding word

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

christmas boots posted:

There's no way to say "crisps" without sounding like a huge rear end in a top hat

cresps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Also “barbecue” actually means something specific. It’s not just a different word.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1164906118587518976?s=20

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78NLBu4sBb8

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

kalensc posted:

Did you invert the final example?

American policy changes are touted as massive adjustments, but to the outside world it's hard to notice any change in direction.
Americans use Fahrenheit while most of the world uses Celcius. Unless I missed a joke?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Anti-pop sentiment is a direct attack on Canadians and we don't know what we did to deserve this. We're sorry, okay?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Well, it was a fun thread while it lasted.

And don't drink carbonated sugar poison unless your a child. Kill yourself with booze like an adult.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1164899732986224640?s=20

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Be it so.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
This isn't per se the good tweet,

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1164959327259516928?s=20
but it's necessary context for

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1164960835053056000?s=20

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1164275041774776321

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Grill? Barbecue.
Diner? Cafe.

Barbeque is not a cooking apparatus. It refers to a specific method of cooking meats using smoke and low heat over a long time.

The American equivalent of a cafe is a coffee shop. A diner is a usually 24 hour restaurant that serves traditional American food.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1164916244270612480?s=21

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

grittyreboot posted:

Barbeque is not a cooking apparatus. It refers to a specific method of cooking meats using smoke and low heat over a long time.

The American equivalent of a cafe is a coffee shop. A diner is a usually 24 hour restaurant that serves traditional American food.

who loving cares

https://twitter.com/sskylark/status/197813563312709632

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


AweStriker posted:

I specifically agree with this one on the grounds that I dislike the French language.
The issue is not with using the word entree at all, just with using it to mean "main course" when it quite obviously means the first part of the meal, ie. the bit you call the "appetizer" [sic].

grittyreboot posted:

Barbeque is not a cooking apparatus. It refers to a specific method of cooking meats using smoke and low heat over a long time.
Sure. In America. Where you use words wrong.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1164934454424604678?s=19

Reading comprehension test in tweet form

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Lol the replies are great

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/libcomorg/status/1164903463345643520

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1165046443431747585

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The death of every aged billionaire is a tragedy because that means they died with their heads still on their shoulders, surrounded by luxury and kept in incredible comfort. His loving coffin is probably more comfortable than any of our beds.

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/dave_cactus/status/1161317516259414017?s=19

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