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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Maybe someone can identify this game I'm thinking of. Pretty sure I was playing it on a Macintosh Classic, but it may have been an Apple ][e. It was text-based, but had b&w images every time something changed. You as the adventurer were being punished for having a tryst with a princess. I remember eventually encountering big, flying (?) demon that you had to fight. It made a growling sound every time it attacked you and typically it would kill you.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RabbitWizard posted:

Remember the timed puzzle with the forklift in the elevator in Grim Fandango? It was bugged in the CD-Version if you had a processor that was too fast or had a new feature or something.
The elevator was moving faster so you missed the middle floor veeeery slightly every time.

Extremely well, I am quite familiar for reasons that should be obvious. But was unaware of this. Did the Remaster fix it?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Platystemon posted:

Macs had the opposite of only one font, partly because desktop publishing was a big part of their market, but mostly because Steve Jobs had sat in on a typography class or two.

i had a mac as a kid and windows always seemed a font desert until calibri/cambria etc

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


shovelbum posted:

i had a mac as a kid and windows always seemed a font desert until calibri/cambria etc

640k Helvetica, Courier, and Times New Roman are all the fonts anyone could ever need.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Windows sucked because it didn't have ATM built in like the OS of champions, OS/2.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Jerry Cotton posted:

Windows sucked because it didn't have ATM built in like the OS of champions, OS/2.

lol p sure the machine at the local credit union still runs OS/2, it's a hardy green-and-black display with really satisfyingly chunky buttons

apparently most ATMs run on XP these days

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I started a job in the electronics industry recently and one of the machines I work with is controlled by a MS-DOs-based program. No big deal, makes sense, but so can't help but chuckle at the Windows 98 Second Edition OEM sticker on the tower.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Peanut Butler posted:

lol p sure the machine at the local credit union still runs OS/2, it's a hardy green-and-black display with really satisfyingly chunky buttons

apparently most ATMs run on XP these days

Adobe Type Manager

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
Back in the IE6 era, a lot of web based programs were objectively worse than the terminal emulators they replaced. They were slow, unstable, had horrible user interfaces, but you could click on a button instead of reading a screen full of text.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Jerry Cotton posted:

Adobe Type Manager

Yeah, but wouldn't it have been fuckin sick if you could dial up to your bank and print out real money from your account.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Jerry Cotton posted:

Adobe Type Manager

oh lol well weirdly enough, OS/2 was super common on automatic teller machines back in the day

no idea about its rear end to mouth capabilities tho

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Peanut Butler posted:

oh lol well weirdly enough, OS/2 was super common on automatic teller machines back in the day

Hardly weird. If you wanted to run a GUI* on IBM PC-compatible hardware (for convenience I guess), what choice was there?

*) This was right around the time ATMs started having GUIs as far as I can remember.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Konstantin posted:

Back in the IE6 era, a lot of web based programs were objectively worse than the terminal emulators they replaced. They were slow, unstable, had horrible user interfaces, but you could click on a button instead of reading a screen full of text.

I have bad news about modern web-based programs

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Krispy Wafer posted:

How does "The Authentic Colonization" mod rank in the scale of Colonization versions?


Last time I checked it fixed most of the balancing issues and clearly broken things of civ4col but added a large amount of grind which was originally abstracted away. Probably as a whole, net positive but IMHO too much unnecessary complexity for the sake of authenticity.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Manuel Calavera posted:

Extremely well, I am quite familiar for reasons that should be obvious. But was unaware of this. Did the Remaster fix it?
I think a lot of versions even back in the 90s already came with a patch or fix of some kind. I dimly recall my roughly-2000 version... acknowledged and mitigated it in some way, at least. I'd very much hope the remaster fixed it!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I don't know which of the obsolete tech threads is better suited, but here is this amazing re-imagining (?) of everyone's favourite:



The creator has a lot more stuff along that vein here: https://www.instagram.com/julienrivoire/

edit: found via this piece which has an interview with him as well.

Trabant has a new favorite as of 21:16 on Aug 23, 2019

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

It whips the llama's rear end.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GreenNight posted:

It whips the llama's rear end.

Oh gently caress i forgot about this lol

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Trabant posted:

I don't know which of the obsolete tech threads is better suited, but here is this amazing re-imagining (?) of everyone's favourite:



The creator has a lot more stuff along that vein here: https://www.instagram.com/julienrivoire/

edit: found via this piece which has an interview with him as well.

The back had better be one giant fuckoff triple-screen for Milkdrop

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh gently caress i forgot about this lol

WINAMP
WINAMP
WINAMP


It really whips (baaaaa) the llaama's rear end!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I remember there was a dumbass visualization plugin for Winamp that was a tie-in for A Knight's tale where knights fought to the tune of the music. (not very well)

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Techmoan had a video about a Sears only cassette format.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJUYI3XkvT4

I had no idea cassettes were from Europe.

A friend of mine still use winamp on his phone for music. I think he still has the same playlist from then as well.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I watched that earlier and that's American as gently caress to do. The tape is a different size, the holes are in different places, and the tape heads are put in upside down. Once someone buys the Sears tape player, they can only use Sears tapes.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


twistedmentat posted:

A friend of mine still use winamp on his phone for music. I think he still has the same playlist from then as well.
Hell, I still use Winamp on my computer. I never had an Apple product, so I never got into iTunes, and every other music program seems to do way more than I need.

stevewm
May 10, 2005

Cojawfee posted:

I watched that earlier and that's American as gently caress to do. The tape is a different size, the holes are in different places, and the tape heads are put in upside down. Once someone buys the Sears tape player, they can only use Sears tapes.

He put a pinned comment shortly after the video released saying the following:

Techmoan posted:

UPDATE: While I was putting this together I had a vague memory in the back of my head that Sanyo had made a visually similar but incompatible cassette. However when I checked I couldn't find any mention of it. Well a couple of people have confirmed this in the comments - and searching for 'Sanyo Tape Cartridge' instead of 'Sanyo Cassette' reveals a few results with pictures that match this cartridge.
So it transpires that Sears licenced and rebadged the Sanyo Tape Cartridge.

Ebeneezer Splooge
Nov 2, 2018

Trabant posted:

I don't know which of the obsolete tech threads is better suited, but here is this amazing re-imagining (?) of everyone's favourite:



The creator has a lot more stuff along that vein here: https://www.instagram.com/julienrivoire/

edit: found via this piece which has an interview with him as well.

Nostalgia trip right there.

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

stevewm posted:

He put a pinned comment shortly after the video released saying the following:



Funny that.

It also makes sense since by that time probably most of what Sears was selling was rebranded Japanese electronics.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Cojawfee posted:

I watched that earlier and that's American as gently caress to do. The tape is a different size, the holes are in different places, and the tape heads are put in upside down. Once someone buys the Sears tape player, they can only use Sears tapes.

He describes it as 'one of the most cynical formats ever created' and all I could think was 'oh, honey'

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


ishikabibble posted:


It also makes sense since by that time probably most of what Sears was selling was rebranded Japanese electronics.

Almost all US house-brand electronics were rebranded Japanese stuff since probably the early 60s. Until some time in the 80s, when they became rebranded Korean stuff because Japanese stuff was too expensive.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Shut up Meg posted:

He describes it as 'one of the most cynical formats ever created' and all I could think was 'oh, honey'

Sony: "Hold my beer."

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Shut up Meg posted:

He describes it as 'one of the most cynical formats ever created' and all I could think was 'oh, honey'

He's covered all those too, HE KNOWS

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Edit: wrong thread!

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


twistedmentat posted:

I've played a few modern adventure games, like Kathy Rain. Only once did I have to google a solution to a puzzle and that was only because what I needed to do was not actually the direction you were given

I usually have to google a couple of puzzles, even in really well-thought-out games like Machinarium. I just fail the Read Developer's Mind roll.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Trabant posted:

I don't know which of the obsolete tech threads is better suited, but here is this amazing re-imagining (?) of everyone's favourite:



The creator has a lot more stuff along that vein here: https://www.instagram.com/julienrivoire/

edit: found via this piece which has an interview with him as well.

Someone NEEDS to make that a reality. I've spent half an hour with the idea rolling around my head and I TECHNICALLY know how I would make it. I am also a very lazy man.

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yeah, ngl I would totally rock one of those in real life.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Humphreys posted:

Someone NEEDS to make that a reality. I've spent half an hour with the idea rolling around my head and I TECHNICALLY know how I would make it. I am also a very lazy man.

You spend months designing, testing, and making a prototype and then running a Kickstarter and before you've even shipped the first one there's 18 counterfeits on alibaba.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Yup, that's pretty much guaranteed to be the fate of any individual/startup who tries bringing it to market. I do wish someone would try it though.

On the other hand, there are a bunch of manufacturers who could have a polished version out in 6 months. Except the market size is dozens of dorks like us, which is a rounding error of a rounding error for any large company :(

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Can we create a fake kickstarter campaign with fake prototypes and then just buy the counterfeits?

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



shovelbum posted:

Can we create a fake kickstarter campaign with fake prototypes and then just buy the counterfeits?

Now, this guy is onto something.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

shovelbum posted:

Can we create a fake kickstarter campaign with fake prototypes and then just buy the counterfeits?

No, because the counterfeits aren’t whole-cloth replicas based on your publicity photos.

They need you to send your designs to factories so they can copy them.

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