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This is just an episode of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". Except nothing about the episode is funny in any conceivable way. Just like all episodes of CiCGC
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When I studied economy the teacher explained that the real "genius" behind IKEA is that people don't want furniture that lasts for 120 years. They want an excuse to get new stuff every now and then.
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Aug 25, 2019 06:38
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Eschenique posted:When I studied economy the teacher explained that the real "genius" behind IKEA is that people don't want furniture that lasts for 120 years. They want an excuse to get new stuff every now and then. Yeah, that's dumb. I'm never buying anything bigger than a nightstand from IKEA again.
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IKEA is to bourgeois. I sleep on a cot I bought from Aldi.
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Aug 25, 2019 07:52
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rodbeard posted:IKEA is to bourgeois. I sleep on a cot I bought from Aldi. Pile of pizza boxes harvested from behind the quad over the course of many uncomfortable months
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Aug 25, 2019 08:02
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Eschenique posted:When I studied economy the teacher explained that the real "genius" behind IKEA is that people don't want furniture that lasts for 120 years. They want an excuse to get new stuff every now and then. I like Ikea because I spent my entire adult life so far as a gig economy vagrant and need things that are not only affordable but also easy to dismantle and drive across the province or to a new province affordably.
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Mak0rz posted:I like Ikea because I spent my entire adult life so far as a gig economy vagrant and need things that are not only affordable but also easy to dismantle and drive across the province or to a new province affordably. You've successfully taken apart, moved and then reassembled IKEA furniture? What loving black magic is that?
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Aug 25, 2019 08:13
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Skwirl posted:You've successfully taken apart, moved and then reassembled IKEA furniture? What loving black magic is that? It comes apart just as easily as it went together. https://twitter.com/jodotcom/status/1165349521326530562
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Inceltown posted:It comes apart just as easily as it went together. It comes apart way loving easier than it is to put together. the reassembly is the amazing bit
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Aug 25, 2019 08:26
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Don't even need to keep the manuals since they're all online And if you lose or break a bit (who keeps the extras!?) they'll send you free replacements!
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Skwirl posted:It comes apart way loving easier than it is to put together. the reassembly is the amazing bit In my experience IKEA furniture can be taken apart and reassembled exactly once after the first build and after that you've put too much stress on the woodchips and need a new part for the joins.
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jojoinnit posted:In my experience IKEA furniture can be taken apart and reassembled exactly once after the first build and after that you've put too much stress on the woodchips and need a new part for the joins. We had some 'Billy' bookcases that are ready to die after being taken apart and re built about 4 or 5 times. They're not coming with us on the next move.
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EoinCannon posted:We had some 'Billy' bookcases that are ready to die after being taken apart and re built about 4 or 5 times. They're not coming with us on the next move. True, I also have Bïllys and they do hold up way better than say, a bed. I keep waiting for ours to collapse after I rebuilt it and ended up with a couple of "spare parts"...  From best to worst it's probably bookshelves-tables-chairs-beds. The more complex it is certainly adds to how much things can go wrong. E: I hope this doesn't derail the good tweets thread and if so my apologies in advance and all hail Swedenborg. jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 10:23 on Aug 25, 2019 |
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Aug 25, 2019 10:20
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Just set the box spring and matress on the floor. Bed frames are a conspiracy.
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Untrustable posted:Just set the box spring and matress on the floor. Bed frames are a conspiracy. Maybe, but spiders aren't. Unless... (not that having a bed with ground clearance saved me from my closest interaction with a brown recluse)
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Aug 25, 2019 10:48
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https://twitter.com/mo_writes/status/1164618209343004672 I'm definitely going to die of The Unpleasantness.
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Aug 25, 2019 12:35
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I'm "Mmmf" Hot drat do I want to see the citation on that The article is from June 2015?
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Cleretic posted:https://twitter.com/mo_writes/status/1164618209343004672 what is Mmmf and how do I die of it? E: also General Bummers would make a good cat name
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Aug 25, 2019 12:41
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You too can read the comments from 219 weeks ago
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Aug 25, 2019 12:45
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FFT posted:I'm "Mmmf" The source article is apparently from The Toast: http://the-toast.net/2015/06/11/things-women-in-literature-have-died-from/ There's also another article of Things Men In Literature Have Died From, which isn't as good but is a distinctly different flavor of weird. EDIT: Beaten, but I did find the other list.
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ewiley posted:E: also General Bummers would make a good cat name or a name for a gay emo bar
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Cleretic posted:There's also another article of Things Men In Literature Have Died From, which isn't as good but is a distinctly different flavor of weird. In this case, I'm "insufficient dueling"
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"Too sensitive to class differences, also a bookcase fell on him" is fully how I expect to go
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Pyroclastic posted:So good it apparently violated Twitter ToS. Let’s immortalize it: 
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one of mine along similar lines https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1158451432535863298
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Taking "be gay, do crimes" to extreme heights, literally.
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In physical reality but the actual crime was quite pedestrian.
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Ignite Memories posted:one of mine along similar lines as another owner of a stupid pun username I gotta say "klimtbizkit" is top-shelf e: I also love Gustav Klimt
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wizzardstaff posted:Taking "be gay, do crimes" to extreme heights, literally. Fully automated luxury gay space crimes
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