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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Futures have been open for an hour and they're taking a huge poo poo. Tomorrow is going to ruuuuuule

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

fosborb posted:

just lol if fairuza balk isn't the other half of this list

Fairuza Balk was part of a conspiracy by Big BPD to make young men lust after women who will definitely, at least once, set the bed on fire while they’re loving.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Paging the VP to deal with this filth

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Olfactory Affront

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the cancelled the OA (Oiled Anus)

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRP sorry I farted

There was a spate of fluffy orange tabbies so I will share - Woody is gaining weight and back to being a lovable pain in the rear end again after his HEALTH CRISIS

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1158947683081621504

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Show me the lie

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thewillpierce/status/1165749570959286277?s=20

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

https://twitter.com/MktsInsider/status/1164271065813725185?s=20

wow makes u think

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1165751860805824512

Couldn't a shooter just like, ya know, open the doors...

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1142054605347594241

https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher/status/1142054609361522688

:unsmith:

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

always a way to make money especially if dead kids are involved

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
:laffo:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
love that chicken

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

loquacius posted:

This went unappreciated the other place I posted it

https://twitter.com/someofmybest/status/1165075862670069760

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Mariana Horchata posted:

love that chicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvAEbMwW2Q

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
i really appreciate cumshitter dedicating himself to a good joke

like remember that bit he had about calling somebody and just saying "hello? hello?"

he's like an arfjason that knows when to quit

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pre-op bebop posted:

https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1165751860805824512

Couldn't a shooter just like, ya know, open the doors...

great now they're trapped inside with the bullets

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



what if a vaccine that makes your child immune to bullets

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Can we place bets on how many points the stock market has to fall tomorrow before Trump blames it all on Obama?

Bonus points if he again claims Obama wasn't even born in the United States.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

pre-op bebop posted:

https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1165751860805824512

Couldn't a shooter just like, ya know, open the doors...

thoughts and doors

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1165754914871664640

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

really makes you stink

https://mobile.twitter.com/Kurisoo/status/1165428468101853186

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

our media is so fascist and authoritarian I’m having a hard time figuring out how owned trunl is getting nationally

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Im loving tired lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


omg

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







tomorrow is going to be great

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Poniard posted:

what if a vaccine that makes your child immune to bullets

I think drinking bleach makes one immune to the effects of bullets, so hmm

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Hiw is the title not Magathread

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
tried to drive to popeyes to support the economy but my raised f150 didn’t clear the drive thru roof, the gently caress is wrong with this country

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Donald Cuckedmp

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Toxic Mental posted:

when your sport is so boring you need to put a lounge bar in the building to get people to come

Sir, in C Spam we do not mock any effort to provide more booze options. Please see yourself out.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
My family is goijg to grill me about finding a job tomorrow

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

tomorrow is going to be great



I'm expecting 700 pt drop.

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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

who is the guy? (not trump)

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