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Serf posted:forget the russians, the reticulans fixed the election by beaming racism into our minds Ever notice how nobody can pinpoint the ethnic origins of Slavs? It's cuz it's extraterrestrial. "Slavs were the first white people of Europe" is true. Because whites are also aliens.
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Until someone can give me a good explanation of what Gimbal, tic-tac, and go fast are you don't get to be smug about UFOs not existing. The guys you hear talking in those videos are flying f18s, which I assume is like the best fighter in the world since the f35 crashes itself like a Tesla. If anyone on this planet should know what these things are you'd think it'd be fighter pilots. It's this insane fun story where it looks like the CIA is using the singer of blink182 and his UFO company to acclimate the public to the existence of something we cannot explain. And there appear to be evangelical Christians in the military who are fighting the release of this info because they think Satan is flying the UFOs. There are a lot of fun rabbit holes to explore and it all owns. Ever since the failing NYT did that story in december of 2017 I've been obsessed with this poo poo. The best stuff to come out of it so far is still the three videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1uLwUTDA0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rWOtrke0HY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxVRg7LLaQA Someone please tell me what those are. E: If you find any of this interesting theres a show on History called "Unidentified" that goes over the whole story and I thought it was fun. old beast lunatic has issued a correction as of 21:13 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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ikanreed posted:UFOs aren't aliens visiting earth you irony poisoned weirdos shut the gently caress up draconian
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Aug 27, 2019 21:11
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Epstein committed suicide, aliens aren't real, most billionaires aren't pedophiles. Nothing to see here folks
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old beast lunatic posted:
Does it turn out Hitler is piloting the UFOs?
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It turns out aliens are visiting earth but only because they're cross-species pedophiles
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bloom posted:It turns out aliens are visiting earth but only because they're cross-species pedophiles the galactic age of consent is 50 solar cycles
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old.flv posted:Does it turn out Hitler is piloting the UFOs? No evidence of Hitler or secret antarctic Nazi bases, sadly. What makes this story so interesting to me is that the winesses don't get much more credible than "fighter pilots with video" I realize I'm like three clicks away from building Devil's tower in my living room but gently caress it, at least it's not depressing.
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Aug 27, 2019 21:21
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I like this article https://www.trend-chaser.com/politics/weve-got-em-these-government-officials-admitted-aliens-exist/?view-all&firefox=1 I'm ambivalent about UFOs although I have a working theory about them that is frankly too unfounded to state even here but is probably correct anyway
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Aug 27, 2019 21:21
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if you thought domestic sex tourists were gross wait till you meet an intergalactic one
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Aug 27, 2019 21:22
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Perry Mason Jar harbors all sorts of secret knowledge that us mere goons aren't fit to comprehend.
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old beast lunatic posted:No evidence of Hitler or secret antarctic Nazi bases, sadly. that's because the nazi bases are in agartha, the world inside our own, and are only accessible via ufo technology
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Perry Mason Jar harbors all sorts of secret knowledge that us mere goons aren't fit to comprehend. considering that big mason jar (ball) has an aerospace division... 
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Aug 27, 2019 21:25
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i know ufos are real because i saw one in 2016
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The Saucer Hovers posted:if you thought domestic sex tourists were gross wait till you meet an intergalactic one 
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just lol if you havent seen a ufo posted:i know ufos are real because i saw one
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Perry Mason Jar harbors all sorts of secret knowledge that us mere goons aren't fit to comprehend. i'd have to write a dissertation if I wanted to dunk on Taibbi to this crowd. i don't have any secret knowledge re: UFOs i literally said it's unfounded it's literally an argument from ignorance that draws on what's convenient to it. i have a strong hunch that i think can find great support but i'd have to go study a lot of theoretical physics before building a case
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Aug 27, 2019 21:28
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Perry Mason Jar posted:i'd have to write a dissertation if I wanted to dunk on Taibbi to this crowd. i don't have any secret knowledge re: UFOs i literally said it's unfounded it's literally an argument from ignorance that draws on what's convenient to it. i have a strong hunch that i think can find great support but i'd have to go study a lot of theoretical physics before building a case Lay it on us
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UFOs are real in that sometimes people see poo poo in the sky and they don’t know what it is but they are not real in the sense that they’re from Sirius B and are here to mutilate cows and do butt stuff on you. I, however, am here to do butt stuff on you DM me if interested.
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Aug 27, 2019 21:32
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thinking aliens aren't visiting when on this very page we have visual proof of aliens loving with human fighter pilots
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every time we zero in on particular links with intelligence agencies the shitposters descend en masse to talk sasquatch and ufos 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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ufos are real, but they aren't aliens they are just the top-secret superweapons which the ruling class intends to set against the poor denizens of the unsuspecting mirrorverse, where our interdimensional counterparts will be subjugated and their children enslaved for the sick exploitation of the shadowy Illuminated Ones.
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Aug 27, 2019 21:33
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Serf posted:thinking aliens aren't visiting when on this very page we have visual proof of aliens loving with human fighter pilots i'm a peaceful dude but they definitely should have tried to shwack one just to see what happened
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Aug 27, 2019 21:34
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thank god the limits of human anatomy preclude squatch from being a pedo
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gh0stpinballa posted:i'm a peaceful dude but they definitely should have tried to shwack one just to see what happened i reckon since aliens can make it all the way here, they're probably invincible and just laugh at our puny weapons
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Aug 27, 2019 21:35
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smarxist posted:thank god the limits of human anatomy preclude squatch from being a pedo given spook agencies have legit recruited people from these forums it doesn't surprise me they have stay behind ops tbh i just want you to know i see you
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Aug 27, 2019 21:36
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Serf posted:i reckon since aliens can make it all the way here, they're probably invincible and just laugh at our puny weapons at least the aliens have banter more than i can say for the geeks at work let me tell you
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Aug 27, 2019 21:38
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if any obscure subforum would warrant having a fed or two assigned to it, it'd be CSPAM and if the feds spent the most time in any one thread, it'd be the one about the pedo death cabal who is the judas in our midst
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i'd vastly prefer ufos being aliens rather than weapons of war tested for maximum Other killability
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Bip Roberts posted:lol if you read the exile and didn't immediately conclude that Ames was clearly way more creepy than everyone else
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Aug 27, 2019 21:42
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me? actually im literally painting a ufo rn
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The Saucer Hovers posted:me? actually im literally painting a ufo rn  unidentified flying orphan
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Aug 27, 2019 21:50
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im working on my manifesto describing how any successful socialist revolution will necessarily be interdimensional if we have any hope of crushing the demonic ruling class and their spiritual leader God-King-Emperor Xialouhoulis of The Ten-Thousand Realms socialism in one universe will never work
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i bet thomas pynchon is loving all this poo poo right now
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UFOs are real but they're angels sent by God to monitor our progress.
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Throughout history the ruling class has used magic and occult rituals to communicate with extradimensional beings. These beings were usually called angels, demons, or gods. Now we just call them UFOs or aliens since we've become less reliant on religion and we try to use science to explain everything. Queen Elizabeth I used John Dee to communicate with angels and help develop the British Empire. Hitler used DMT and other occult rituals to learn of technology. Amazonian tribes used entheogens to learn how to create medicine from boiling specific plants together. All of the knowledge was gained from "somewhere else", whether that be from an angel, spirit, demon, or UFO. Occult rituals like the bohemian grove are designed to put the user in a specific state of mind that is more open to communication with these entities. Doesn't matter if you believe in them, only if the results of the ritual work for you. It just happens to be the ritual for the rich and powerful is raping young children. You may not believe in the occult but the powerful do and it seems to work out for them. Or all that poo poo is just a way to keep the lower class scared of the rich and powerful.
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Serf posted:thinking aliens aren't visiting when on this very page we have visual proof of aliens loving with human fighter pilots Why are they aliens and not MIC prototype money-sinks that can do one or two weird tricks but are otherwise useless and cost too much?
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sleeptalker posted:Why are they aliens and not MIC prototype money-sinks that can do one or two weird tricks but are otherwise useless and cost too much? But they don't look like F-35s.
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Fried Watermelon posted:Throughout history the ruling class has used magic and occult rituals to communicate with extradimensional beings. These beings were usually called angels, demons, or gods. Now we just call them UFOs or aliens since we've become less reliant on religion and we try to use science to explain everything. https://soundcloud.com/pavelsvimba/pavel-svimba-multidimensional
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