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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

smarxist posted:

i'm gonna get a giant turkey hoagie tomorrow, and stuff it with some sour cream and onion chips, it'll have lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, salt, pepper, oregano on it, and provolone cheese, while i'm eating it, i'll forget trump exists

never tried it

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Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
turkey is a good meat, not really ubiquitous here but nice to get when its available

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



holy poo poo lmao

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Why is there an Ireland question with brexit? Give ireland back their land, what's the question?

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the cool thing about Bret Stephens is that I should have no loving clue who he is but one day years ago I downloaded the latest social media craze Twitter and it was, and still is, nothing but journalists huffing their own farts and they all promote lovely content even when they're mocking it.

did I say cool? gently caress. time to die

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
using twitter dot com for free is an even stupider decision than actually spending ten real world dollars to post on internet forums, and its not close

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
if twitter has performed one service its disproving the thesis that newspeak could control discourse through enforced brevity (thread: 1/42,069)

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i just wanted to maga once for like a lil bit. everybody else gets to maga all the freaking TIME

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Reality Sinner posted:

I wish i could sweat
Maybe you're dehydrated.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

Maybe you're dehydrated.

how are the drinks here?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

how are the drinks here?
They're frankly piss.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Asproigerosis posted:

Why is there an Ireland question with brexit? Give ireland back their land, what's the question?

every war is the result of a difference of opinion
maybe the biggest questions can only be answered by the greatest of conflicts

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

They're frankly piss.

never tried it

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
whoa elizabeth warren is 70??

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

beto sex cramp posted:

whoa elizabeth warren is 70??

no, she's a Republican

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Turdfuzz posted:

never tried it
Oh, you simply must! It's wonderful in the springtime.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
warren's gonna win and then go obama 2 on us isn't she

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, you simply must! It's wonderful in the springtime.

do u have a single fact to back that up?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




lmao bret stephens miscalculated this so badly that he had to burn his old twitter account and then came back just in time to see the president of the united states call him a bedbug too

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Maybe you're dehydrated.

woa ur av....

time to reread gunnerkrieg court :goofy:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i have been summoned

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



mine would be the boston marathon bomber

ChristsDickWorship posted:

In a good timeline twitter would be an app that gave everyone 1on1 access to a birb to say their witty garbage to.

I had some thoughts about black people, so I jumped on twitter to share and a hyacinth macaw took a poo poo on the camera and threw it in its waterbowl. Then I made a tweet about millennials and an African gray said HELLO OLD BOI *wolf whistle* over and over until I turned my phone off and spoke to my family.

good post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

do u have a single fact to back that up?

back this up

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1166497139586998274?s=20

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

beto sex cramp posted:

warren's gonna win and then go obama 2 on us isn't she

do u have a single fact to back this up?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


It's nice that we get to discuss the Republican Presidential Primary again, in this, the Republican Presidential Primary Thread.

https://twitter.com/AssemblyRoomUSA/status/1166540286992048129?s=20

This Trump guy, I don't know.... as soon as someone serious is in the race like Flake or Kasich, I think he's going to fizzle out.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


human beings may not be perfect but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the worlds problems

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

do u have a single fact to back this up?



you mods may have copper posting to reroute ur fear of probes but i've got nerves of steel

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

bravery is not a function of firepower

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Which one is Shemp this is important

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

you mods may have copper posting to reroute ur fear of probes but i've got nerves of steel

you can poo poo your pants all you want

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

bravery is not a function of firepower

Power grows out of the barrel of a probe.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Nichael posted:

It's nice that we get to discuss the Republican Presidential Primary again, in this, the Republican Presidential Primary Thread.

https://twitter.com/AssemblyRoomUSA/status/1166540286992048129?s=20

This Trump guy, I don't know.... as soon as someone serious is in the race like Flake or Kasich, I think he's going to fizzle out.

Please do you poo poo heel republicans. I demand maximum 2020 chaos.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011




this should be loss but it's missing something.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Nichael posted:

It's nice that we get to discuss the Republican Presidential Primary again, in this, the Republican Presidential Primary Thread.

https://twitter.com/AssemblyRoomUSA/status/1166540286992048129?s=20

This Trump guy, I don't know.... as soon as someone serious is in the race like Flake or Kasich, I think he's going to fizzle out.

I'm more excited about a Republican Primary debate than I am about a Democrat one.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

Power grows out of the barrel of a probe.

when due process fails us we really do live in a world of terror

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
since they won't stop probating crazy cloud for correct opinions im going to have to add "free crazy cloud" under my "free tibet" sticker at this point

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1165264868972224513?s=20

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ah finally

the stern letter we all needed o7

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