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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

gschmidl posted:

This is truly beyond words (sadly, can't figure out how to embed pictures, but it would also be spoiling it).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

This is absolutely bonkers in the best way

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Spatial architect Mr Djurberg cleared last month of groping young apprentices working at boatyard

Lol

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
All of the bathrooms are gaudier yet more tasteful than BeatmasterJ's.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Youth Decay posted:

Best bathroom in a new remodel I've ever seen




Rest of the attic/master suite isn't bad either




The house overall needs some de-grayifying but I appreciate that people are thinking beyond the cookie-cutter modern farmhouse look now.
Love the confetti tile, though I would not pair it with the grey/brown other tile.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Youth Decay posted:

Best bathroom in a new remodel I've ever seen




Rest of the attic/master suite isn't bad either




The house overall needs some de-grayifying but I appreciate that people are thinking beyond the cookie-cutter modern farmhouse look now.

I actually like the house and the decor. Nice job on subtle bars over the windows downstairs.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

gschmidl posted:

This is truly beyond words (sadly, can't figure out how to embed pictures, but it would also be spoiling it).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

Haha I got to the bathroom and gave up ho boy. Seinfeld gif myself off that site

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

gschmidl posted:

This is truly beyond words (sadly, can't figure out how to embed pictures, but it would also be spoiling it).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

This is unironically my dream home

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Looks like one of those fortresses I would draw when I was like 9 with the underground submarine base and the helicopter pad and the TVs with Nintendos in every room

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I don't know which and how many drugs I'd have to do in order to live in that house, but I'm very willing to learn.


Unrelated, I'm looking forward to eventually seeing the next step in the evolution of The Luxury Piano eventually pop up in the thread:



It's a Kickstarter.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Amazingly, none of the tiers include, like, the piano.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Trabant posted:

I don't know which and how many drugs I'd have to do in order to live in that house, but I'm very willing to learn.


Unrelated, I'm looking forward to eventually seeing the next step in the evolution of The Luxury Piano eventually pop up in the thread:



It's a Kickstarter.

After the upright, now the topple-over.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Flipperwaldt posted:

After the upright, now the topple-over.

Yeah, I'm like.. do they know how heavy a grand piano is?

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


There's an open house for this on Sunday, and I feel somewhat compelled to go see it in person:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1812-Norfolk-Ave-Ypsilanti-MI-48198/54803444_zpid/






Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



Now that's a floor! :eyepop:

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Bad Munki posted:

Now that's a floor! :eyepop:

"I'm not a sucker, the building supply place just GIVES away the sample tiles!"

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Jaded Burnout posted:

Yeah, I'm like.. do they know how heavy a grand piano is?
If you click the link they do

quote:

We have calculated that our first Standing Grand piano will weigh 82kg - less than a regular upright. It is designed to be lifted up stairs by two average adults

I'm curious to see if anything comes of it. The traditional piano isn't so perfect it can't be improved upon

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Bad Munki posted:

Now that's a floor! :eyepop:

And a ceiling to match!

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Anne Whateley posted:

If you click the link they do

Yeah, I'm pleased to find they've actually put some thought into it and done a prototype.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Who wants to add “confined space drowning” to the way they can die at home!


https://www.wsj.com/articles/this-kansas-megamansion-has-a-network-of-underground-scuba-tunnels-11567174818

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://www.nytimes.com/real-estate/usa/ks/lake-quivira/homes-for-sale/spirit-of-avalon/13204-10314

The slideshow is amazing.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm the bright red Fischer Price Microwave in the "fancy" kitchen

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Is there another way to view this? It's behind a paywall for me.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


MetaJew posted:

Is there another way to view this? It's behind a paywall for me.







RoastBeef fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Aug 31, 2019

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Lol someone is definitely going to die in those caves

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gschmidl posted:

This is truly beyond words (sadly, can't figure out how to embed pictures, but it would also be spoiling it).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

I'm the book that I'm going to assume is all about Jesse Ventura.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Gonna need those dragon doors before my next d&d sesh

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

gschmidl posted:

This is truly beyond words (sadly, can't figure out how to embed pictures, but it would also be spoiling it).

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-63847551.html

There are things about this house that I kind of love (the bamboo! The built in fish tank!), and things that are incredibly bad.

But the tipping point was "is that sand? That can't be sand. No one would put sand in a house. That's got to be some weirdly textured carpet or something."

No, it's sand. Madness.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RoboRodent posted:

There are things about this house that I kind of love (the bamboo! The built in fish tank!), and things that are incredibly bad.

But the tipping point was "is that sand? That can't be sand. No one would put sand in a house. That's got to be some weirdly textured carpet or something."

No, it's sand. Madness.

That's just how all American floors look given time, as they wear shoes indoors :mmmhmm:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's just how all American floors look given time, as they wear shoes indoors :mmmhmm:

I know that's your favourite kind of low-effort post, but that's shameful even by your standards.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Yes please

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1904-Preston-Hill-Rd-Hamilton-NY-13346/30832663_zpid/

Lysistrata
Sep 12, 2003
Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.

I'm the graven-in-stone misplaced comma in the paraphrased quote from child-rapist MZB's magnum opus, The Mists of Avalon.

E: how do you eat the rich when they're so goddamn tasteless

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Lysistrata posted:

E: how do you eat the rich when they're so goddamn tasteless

:boom:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lysistrata posted:

E: how do you eat the rich when they're so goddamn tasteless

Lots of ketchup

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Lysistrata posted:

E: how do you eat the rich when they're so goddamn tasteless

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Saw this on imgur and I thought of you.


Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol someone is definitely going to die in those caves

I love the caves, I'll volunteer. Suiting up in scuba gear just to grab a book from the library, idk about.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

Facebook Aunt posted:

Saw this on imgur and I thought of you.




This is more common than I thought. I've been to estate sales in two homes that had carpeted kitchen from like the 70's and it was as nasty as you can imagine.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol someone is definitely going to die in those caves

Elon Musk to the rescue! Also the "pedo guy" accusations would be correct this time.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Technical diving required to use the bathroom

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol someone is definitely going to die in those caves

For the love of God, Montressor!

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