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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This isn't an idiot but look at that timestamp.

https://twitter.com/smk73/status/1166301482964176898

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/YouniqueCandace/status/1146433777478115328

:canada:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MissSassbox/status/1167242362101403655

:stare:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Do condoms block psychic trauma or do you need, like, some kind of hat for that?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Volcott posted:

Do condoms block psychic trauma or do you need, like, some kind of hat for that?

Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 09:03 on Aug 31, 2019

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

1stGear posted:

jesus loving christ

There are no words.

BUT HER EMAILS!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Christ, he needs to be in prison.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Kalsco posted:

It's a good thing that colonialism is well and truly over, in tyool 2019.

Wait a second, I'm getting a call, hold on-

someone from France of all places saying that the colonialism era is over is a whole another level of hosed up

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/luiseach/status/1167698902381989888?s=21

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Tiggum posted:

James Allen apparently thinks this somehow vindicates him?

https://twitter.com/TheMarkTrail/status/1167449210897219584

You and I are definitely the only ones who still care about this, but the Mark Trail guy is now on day FOUR of trying and failing to yell at me on the internet.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1167757893858406400?s=21

https://twitter.com/_brexittory/status/1165380715619475466?s=21

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Lol at the idea that a cellphone is a luxury in this day and age.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I don't think you can even get a landline here anymore.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/rat_gordon/status/1167657995146354689?s=21

Who’s gonna tell him

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Ah yes, cancel your mobile phone contracts. Contracts are well known to be things you can just drop out of whenever you like.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Also the most expensive Sky TV package I can find is £56/month, with the more basic packages being like 30ish.

Such luxury these poors are wasting their money on. Never mind that their rent is 20x that much and their wages haven't even kept pace with inflation, it must be that they're frivolously spending money on PHONES and TELEVISION and REFRIGERATORS (that last one still, somehow, a favorite of Fox News).

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Ah yes, cancel your mobile phone contracts. Contracts are well known to be things you can just drop out of whenever you like.

Well, one of the major sticking points about Brexit is the headbangers being upset at the EU expecting us to settle our financial obligations to them, so…

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Like the EU.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Mak0rz posted:

Dear corporations.

It's wise to be cognizant of how your product names will sound to speakers of other languages, even if the words are benign in your language.

Are you asking the french to be less anal about language?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Ah yes, cancel your mobile phone contracts. Contracts are well known to be things you can just drop out of whenever you like.

The same people who make suggestions like this will insist that anyone struggling to make ends meet is financially illiterate, it's just so simple(!) to solve your money problems.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sebishop99/status/1167815298373824513

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

TheMostFrench posted:

The same people who make suggestions like this will insist that anyone struggling to make ends meet is financially illiterate, it's just so simple(!) to solve your money problems.

Unless you're someone who is legitimately awful with money, you can pretty much ignore 99% of advice on how to "save it." I find that it only comes from people who MAKE a lot of money but think that their SAVING on things like Ziploc bags are what make them more well off.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

TheMostFrench posted:

The same people who make suggestions like this will insist that anyone struggling to make ends meet is financially illiterate, it's just so simple(!) to solve your money problems.

There’s some truth to the claim that you can eat both very cheaply and well, but it comes back to the old vimes.txt that it’s easier to save money if you already have money. Like I can load up on rice/potatoes/carrots/oil/chicken when they go on sale because I have a car to carry them and a place to store them and the time and energy to prepare/preserve them properly.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Fresh fruit and vegetables are expensive as gently caress.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I was considering switching from chips and cookies to fruits and vegetables as snacks but as it turns out it's too expensive to be skinny.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I mean, if we stopped growing massive amounts of corn, soy, and other animal feed and switched our farms over to sustainable, local produce this wouldn't be a problem. Or hell, just bring back victory gardens and shame people with grass lawns for being vain. Plus we could stop doing massive subsidies to agribusiness but that would be unamerican.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

T-man posted:

I mean, if we stopped growing massive amounts of corn, soy, and other animal feed and switched our farms over to sustainable, local produce this wouldn't be a problem. Or hell, just bring back victory gardens and shame people with grass lawns for being vain. Plus we could stop doing massive subsidies to agribusiness but that would be unamerican.

But my profits!

OatBoy
Nov 18, 2004

What can I say, it's my nature

Women sense my power, and they seek my life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I tried to eat tomatoes as snacks. Something like 5-6 a day. Ended up spending something like $60 a month on tomatoes.

Never mind the tastier sort of apples. Good apples are around 50 cents each. Sure there's the $2 bag of 12 random apples but you get a mixed bag of "rotten the day after" and "sour as a lemon for 4 days and then instant rot"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Sour apples are the good ones though??

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
The best delicious/price ratio apples are Cortlands because they're cheap but also sweet as all hell.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
amazing atheist destroys hater with facts and logic

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


was this before or after the banana butthole incident?

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Danaru posted:

The best delicious/price ratio apples are Cortlands because they're cheap but also sweet as all hell.

Honeycrisp are the best, but jazz apples are a good price/tasty alternative. I'm surprised they are still available...

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

T-man posted:

was this before or after the banana butthole incident?

It was in the same video

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jatella/status/1167132281032642560?s=21

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Ancestral... realm...?

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Is there a name for the mental illness that makes you think it's fine to be a poo poo so long as you carefully do the mental gymnastics to interpret the word that describes the lovely thing as something else that you never once showed the slightest interest in until the republican president turned out to be just an absolute, indefensably awful person?

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Ancestral... realm...?

He means this

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Aug 31, 2019

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