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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Al! posted:

i cant believe this stupid poo poo is the most popular part of something awful lmfao

donald trump is president

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

donald trump is president

cspam is the Donald Trump of something awful

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
the good news about Trump is that it takes him awhile to get oriented to a new situation and prefers to corrupt and suborn rather than engage in direct conflict. he will back down initially and then go termite-mode and undermine an opponent and warp reality around them. it never looks like it is going to work but that is one of the reasons it does. stubborn repetition is boring but it is an extremely powerful mechanism in magick. DJT is better at this than almost anyone. people underestimate him at their peril. for contrast, Bush II was not a user of magick at all, but Cheney was/is but he doesn't fuel his magick through Massive Personal Sacrifice like Trump does. Encountering a Magick User who is willing to consume and empty themselves to fuel magick is dangerous. They don't care what happens to them. Trump only thinks that he cares about himself but that is a con. riddled with layers of false consciousness ready to burn <3

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

DryGoods posted:

cspam is the Donald Trump of something awful

who is the D&D to Trumps' CSPAM

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


:siren: Kittens Update (PLEASE ADOPT THESE loving CATS):siren::

This week, one of the boy kittens, Beau, developed paraphimosis, i.e. his penis was not retracting and was possibly infected. I took him to the vet, who got him to pee, and prescribed the litter an antibiotic. The doctor believed there was an some obstruction that was preventing retraction, and I basically had to just keep him under monitor for the next few days. When I got home, to my shock I noticed his brother Gabby (Gabin) also had paraphimosis. I thought that's incredibly coincidental, but then it all made sense.

After I finished feeding them, I noticed their sister Arty (for Artemis) kept burrowing under her brothers... for their dicks... and then tried to suck on them like nipples. She's a kitten sexmonster. Since then, I've separated her to kitty jail, and both Beau and Gabby's tiny cat penises have been doing better. Is this a victory for #MensRights?



Gabby staring in the camera, Beau is behind him


Arty climbing up me.


Arty, the sexmonster cat, now in kitten jail.


anyway please, someone, take these loving cats from me

Nichael has issued a correction as of 06:59 on Sep 1, 2019

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Jon Joe posted:

who is the D&D to Trumps' CSPAM

hillary would be easy, but i feel like it's the Jeb!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Al! posted:

i cant believe this stupid poo poo is the most popular part of something awful lmfao

we're the most trusted name in news

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Al! posted:

i cant believe this stupid poo poo is the most popular part of something awful lmfao

ikr

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

poast

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

cool cat incest post wtf

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Bolton Hairy-Bore posted:

the good news about Trump is that it takes him awhile to get oriented to a new situation and prefers to corrupt and suborn rather than engage in direct conflict. he will back down initially and then go termite-mode and undermine an opponent and warp reality around them. it never looks like it is going to work but that is one of the reasons it does. stubborn repetition is boring but it is an extremely powerful mechanism in magick. DJT is better at this than almost anyone. people underestimate him at their peril. for contrast, Bush II was not a user of magick at all, but Cheney was/is but he doesn't fuel his magick through Massive Personal Sacrifice like Trump does. Encountering a Magick User who is willing to consume and empty themselves to fuel magick is dangerous. They don't care what happens to them. Trump only thinks that he cares about himself but that is a con. riddled with layers of false consciousness ready to burn <3

ice meltodmw

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

i cant believe this stupid poo poo is the most popular part of something awful lmfao

????

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Turdfuzz posted:

cool cat incest post wtf

yup it's terrible and i hate this

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i keep trying to come up with the worst post i can but it's not working

we need to come together to create the final post and end this

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
...for me to poop on

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Face/Off remake taking a daring turn!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DryGoods posted:

i keep trying to come up with the worst post i can but it's not working

we need to come together to create the final post and end this

my kitten incest sexmonster post was pretty bad (please adopt these cats)

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

DryGoods posted:

i keep trying to come up with the worst post i can but it's not working

we need to come together to create the final post and end this

have you tried copying that one documentary? uh, i forget the name of it

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Nichael posted:

:siren: Kittens Update (PLEASE ADOPT THESE loving CATS)::

This week, one of the boy kittens, Beau, developed paraphimosis, i.e. his penis was not retracting and was possibly infected. I took him to the vet, who got him to pee, and prescribed the litter an antibiotic. The doctor believed there was an some obstruction that was preventing retraction, and I basically had to just keep him under monitor for the next few days. When I got home, to my shock I noticed his brother Gabby (Gabin) also had paraphimosis. I thought that's incredibly coincidental, but then it all made sense.

After I finished feeding them, I noticed their sister Arty (for Artemis) kept burrowing under her brothers... for their dicks... and then tried to suck on them like nipples. She's a kitten sexmonster. Since then, I've separated her to kitty jail, and both Beau and Gabby's tiny cat penises have been doing better. Is this a victory for #MensRights?



Gabby staring in the camera, Beau is behind him


Arty climbing up me.


Arty, the sexmonster cat, now in kitten jail.


anyway please, someone, take these loving cats from me

I want one. Bring it to Colorado

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Grem posted:

I want one. Bring it to Colorado

take all three

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


trump?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
can you pm someone a kitten?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

not interested in ur uncircumcised incest cats pal

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Nichael posted:

take all three

No I just want Gabby

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

DryGoods posted:

can you pm someone a kitten?

i would if you had pms, but here, I'll post some kittens instead



Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

DryGoods posted:

i keep trying to come up with the worst post i can but it's not working

we need to come together to create the final post and end this

I have the perfect post to neutralize this thread, but first I have to call people to brag about it.

Afterward, I'll have it printed out so I can enjoy it more, and then brag about it in several dozen more posts.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



smarxist posted:

lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

hosed up if true

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

smarxist posted:

lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

I like it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

welcome... to the loving resistance

THS
Sep 15, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G383538qzQ

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Turdfuzz posted:

welcome... to the f*cking resistance

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

smarxist posted:

lmao, i like how Beto's gimmick is "the swearing candidate"
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1167967577525538819

He also skateboards.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the kool kids kandidate

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trump

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Spent the day having bunch, oysters, beer, pizza, and more beer.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Dammerung posted:

Does this mean that Ivanka is Mothra?

Mothra is what Mike Pence calls his wife, hth.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DryGoods posted:

i keep trying to come up with the worst post i can but it's not working

we need to come together to create the final post and end this

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