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i believe that disney would actually build their industrial construction to cat6 standards because a day of downtime is a mickey mouse ceo crime they will have the whole island replanted in a week or something and the old ocean life replaced with robo reefs
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Sep 2, 2019 09:08
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the psychological horrors unleashed on an unwillingly assigned skeleton crew who has to ride it out by default tho is an externality
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Sep 2, 2019 09:09
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CODChimera posted:so what are this guys credentials? Florida man
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Sep 2, 2019 09:11
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Bulgakov posted:i believe that disney would actually build their industrial construction to cat6 standards because a day of downtime is a mickey mouse ceo crime Disney always needs fresh blood and viscera for the "machine"
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Sep 2, 2019 09:13
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https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/1168294195532111873 Thats just beggin for it
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Sep 2, 2019 09:17
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TheDon01 posted:https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/1168294195532111873 hell yeah, Florida is gonna get hit hard stay safe Floridians
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Sep 2, 2019 09:20
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Bulgakov posted:the psychological horrors unleashed on an unwillingly assigned skeleton crew who has to ride it out by default tho is an externality Pirates of the Caribbean: low effort edition
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Sep 2, 2019 09:24
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TheDon01 posted:https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/1168294195532111873 sounds like we need to sell off more 5G bands so we can't use water content measurements anymore in order to stream more netflix on our phones. really takes the sruprise out of life
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Sep 2, 2019 09:25
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TheDon01 posted:https://twitter.com/EricBlake12/status/1168294195532111873 but still loves car I bet
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Sep 2, 2019 09:45
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Do you think they're gonna give those employees free unpaid time for the duration of their imprisonment in a hurricane or are they gonna just drain whatever sick or PTO or UPT or whatever from them because they aren't technically at work.
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Sep 2, 2019 09:56
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Xaris posted:sounds like we need to sell off more 5G bands so we can't use water content measurements anymore in order to stream more netflix on our phones. really takes the sruprise out of life You mean stream 4K videos of hurricanes wrecking major cities
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Sep 2, 2019 09:59
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Shima Honnou posted:Do you think they're gonna give those employees free unpaid time for the duration of their imprisonment in a hurricane or are they gonna just drain whatever sick or PTO or UPT or whatever from them because they aren't technically at work. Their blood will be added to the park reserve yes
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Sep 2, 2019 10:05
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Shima Honnou posted:Do you think they're gonna give those employees free unpaid time for the duration of their imprisonment in a hurricane or are they gonna just drain whatever sick or PTO or UPT or whatever from them because they aren't technically at work. Who said they were free to be washed out to sea? You're fired 
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Sep 2, 2019 10:08
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Sep 2, 2019 10:10
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Sep 2, 2019 10:11
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This seems bad
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Sep 2, 2019 10:15
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Even Jurassic Park evacuated their employees over a hurricane.
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Sep 2, 2019 11:34
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the storm in jp snuck up quick while dorian is tantric destruction
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Cross post from Trump thread:Paradoxish posted:Also, a weaker, slower moving storm right off the coast is extremely bad news because it can dump absolutely insane amounts of water. Flooding is a big loving deal, arguably much worse than wind. As a Floridian who lives 1/2 mile from the beach in St. Augustine, I can confirm. The thing that's surprised me with Matthew and Irma is that the real flood danger comes not from the ocean but from the intercoastal to the west. Speaking of that, we've been having some weird "lunar tides" or something and for the last few days the water levels on the pier to the west of my house have been unusually high so that sucks. Where I live is roughly a mile wide and my street has flooded before (not my house). The water has made it half way up my driveway 2x now so this storm concerns me a great deal. Evacuating soon.
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Sep 2, 2019 13:49
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would be pretty cool if the same stretches of north carolina that got inundated with pig lagoon runoff last year get a whole ton of water dropped on them in the midweek extremely good for the region i'm sure
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Sep 2, 2019 13:53
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Bulgakov posted:i believe that disney would actually build their industrial construction to cat6 standards because a day of downtime is a mickey mouse ceo crime So what do you guess is the highest point of the island?   They're all going to loving drown in that shelter.
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Sep 2, 2019 14:01
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Megillah Gorilla posted:So what do you guess is the highest point of the island? Right, lol at that goon last night acting like its completely unreasonable to be worried about you family member being here: 
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Sep 2, 2019 14:05
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Right, lol at that goon last night acting like its completely unreasonable to be worried about you family member being here: lol
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Sep 2, 2019 14:16
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SKULL.GIF posted:Storm surge now 18-23ft I had my honeymoon in Freeport. I'm divorced now but it was a cool place. SKULL.GIF posted:If we can't erase Mar-a-Lago from the map then I'll happily accept Jacksonville as a consolation prize Irradiation posted:RIP Jacksonville I work in Jacksonville but I can't disagree with this sentiment. I stole this joke but if that fucker does hit Mar A Lago I hope someone throws rolls of Brawny at Trump during the press conference.
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Sep 2, 2019 14:23
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BiggerBoat posted:Cross post from Trump thread: Stay safe
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Sep 2, 2019 14:24
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BiggerBoat posted:I had my honeymoon in Freeport. I'm divorced now but it was a cool place. The problem is that Mar-a-Lago and all the other mansions on Palm Beach are built out of bricks and steel and hurricane windows and shutters. They’re all insured for millions of dollars. They have redundant generators, redundant water, staff to perform repairs and clean up the debris. They have secondary and tertiary homes in the Northeast where they’re currently watching the storm in complete safety. 5 miles west of there is West Palm Beach, where 20% of people live under the poverty line. They may have plywood shutters on their windows and are 2-3 feet above sea level. It’s fun to think that God/Satan/the specter of communism will strike down the plutocrats with divine wrath, but in reality it’s self-defeating.
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Sep 2, 2019 14:36
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yeah honestly if Mar a lago got hit trump would probably make a shitload of money from insurance scamming so
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Sep 2, 2019 14:37
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shadowvine118 posted:Even Jurassic Park evacuated their employees over a hurricane. they were being eaten
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Sep 2, 2019 14:41
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Lastgirl posted:they were being eaten nothing wrong with that
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:yeah honestly if Mar a lago got hit trump would probably make a shitload of money from insurance scamming so He already did in 9/11 taking disaster relief money even though all his properties were far away from Ground Zero.
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Sep 2, 2019 14:55
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He also has claimed hurricane damage at maralago before when nothing has happened.
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Sep 2, 2019 15:05
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shadowvine118 posted:Even Jurassic Park evacuated their employees over a hurricane. lol
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Sep 2, 2019 15:07
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the best way to deal with lawsuits is to have Trex eat a lawyer guy on a toilet.
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Sep 2, 2019 15:33
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https://twitter.com/TravisCC/status/1168522003009220608?s=20 https://twitter.com/Toy242/status/1168482526249328640?s=20 https://twitter.com/sxmewayyy22/status/1168519707907018752?s=20 how are these people so loving calm
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Sep 2, 2019 15:37
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orange sky posted:how are these people so loving calm the gently caress can you do now other than ride it out? also stay safe out there fellow hurricane goons i myself shall be getting plastered until i lose power and then plastered with sweat until FPL sorts it out Party Plane Jones has issued a correction as of 15:59 on Sep 2, 2019 |
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Sep 2, 2019 15:45
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i hope they take a real long time restoring ur power so my cspam friends can post (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 2, 2019 15:50
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orange sky posted:how are these people so loving calm everyone reacts to extreme stress differently. this is what PTSD is all about, as some people like myself become ice cold calm and optimistic when the poo poo is hitting the fan but once it’s over I process how extremely bad what happened was. pretty sure it’s basically a lizard brain survival strategy
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Sep 2, 2019 15:50
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orange sky posted:how are these people so loving calm Burnout, probably. When a crisis drags on for hours it becomes hard to sustain emotional highs no matter how dire the situation.
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I like the model that has a 90 degree turn lmao https://twitter.com/MJVentrice/status/1168525393671987205 https://twitter.com/mjventrice/status/1168526015846604805?s=21 https://twitter.com/mjventrice/status/1168526162907340800?s=21 https://twitter.com/mjventrice/status/1168526563614367745?s=21
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