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lost my old email posted:a classy gentleman carefully folds his large newspaper and then remarks "Actually good sir, I live on gently caress." treasure bear posted:honey is like sex because it's made by 20,000 to 80,000 individuals inside a box Manifisto posted:I keep telling you op: its not. here, put on this bee costume and I'll prove it to you. it seems this thread is a honey (sex) trap for good posting! |
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Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey! Israelites: (noncommittal grumbling) Moses: Did I say honey? I meant it was like honey. Israelites: (inquisitive noises) |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:17 |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey! |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:52 |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey! |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:43 |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey!
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 16:22 |
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treasure bear posted:it starts with flowers |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey! |
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google THIS posted:Moses: Soon we shall be in the Promised Land, a land flowing with milk and honey! Ricky Ricardo: HONEY, I'M HOME! Censors: You can't say that! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:09 |
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they're both made by things that are smaller in real life than they appear in cartoons |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:16 |
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Bird: What do we have to do with sex again? Bee: Honey. Bird: But *I* don't make honey! Bee: But do you like sex? Bird: Well, yeah; but... Bee: Alright, then. Bird: Wait, I... Bee: Now you're just being a prude. Bird: ... |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:30 |
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I share both with my commited monogamous life partner |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:15 |
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their scrabble values are identical
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:20 |
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Manifisto posted:their scrabble values are identical Whoah |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:23 |
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Manifisto posted:their scrabble values are identical |
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Manifisto posted:their scrabble values are identical
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:29 |
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Manifisto posted:their scrabble values are identical h o n e y 4 1 1 1 4 = 11 s e x 1 1 8 = 10 |
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google THIS posted:honey is 11, sex is 10 trap sprung
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:31 |
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Manifisto posted:trap sprung wait, I didn't... I just like scrabble, that's all (honey dipper slowly oozes out of pants) |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:32 |
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personally im more surprised that 10 and 11 are the same number
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:33 |
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sex is like honey because i wear a beekeeping suit for it |
# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:18 |
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makes the honey badger even scarier imo
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:22 |
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I put a lot of time and energy into squiring it. I have devoted my adult life to the pursuit, and the more I learn the less I know.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:43 |
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it only happens after the small bear comes out of the closet
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 23:56 |
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Honey is like sex because both involve a whole lot more barfing than most people are willing to admit.
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# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:35 |
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neither are accepted as legal tender at my bank
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# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:41 |
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honey is like sex because a credible authority says it is |
# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:49 |
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Both are good at a BBQ. |
# ? Sep 4, 2019 10:20 |
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Sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo, oh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo |
# ? Sep 4, 2019 11:44 |
that was some very pleasurable full sex mr. shop assistant but i was actually being entirely literal
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# ? Sep 4, 2019 20:30 |
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...episodes of Winnie the Pooh really go downhill once he gets some
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# ? Sep 4, 2019 20:36 |
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anyone say that "it's sweet" yet?
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# ? Sep 4, 2019 22:17 |
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because I hosed a bee hive. are you happy now?
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# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:12 |
treasure bear posted:honey is like sex because a credible authority says it is ---------------- |
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# ? Sep 5, 2019 01:14 |
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Manifisto posted:it's not op. i'm sorry, honey is a kind of food and it is produced by insects, and human sexual intercourse is not food in any literal sense, indeed it is the opposite because it burns calories and carbohydrate-rich foods like honey supply, rather than deplete, caloric needs. it is absolutely beside the point that when I look at the word "honey" I often misread it as "horney" and I get aroused, and also that the sight and taste of honey often also gets me aroused, and role playing bees in the bedroom, complete with vats of the freshest most expensive clover honey, is absolutely the only way I can achieve orgasm these days. anyway what was I saying, oh yeah, get your mind out of the gutter op not everything is about sex you know Wow sounds like you need to learn to eat, buddy. |
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