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sweet thursday posted:I'm 30, Lowtax. I remember when I was young on this forum and you were 30, too. What advice do you have to give us, the goons in our 30's, about how to enjoy our 30's? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM4D4wrk6Vs
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Lowtax organize your computer desktop.
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What about a kettlebell that goes up your butt but it’s also bulletproof so it protects you from mass shooters
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bird with big dick posted:What about a kettlebell that goes up your butt but it’s also bulletproof so it protects you from mass shooters The kevlar kegelbell?
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Low tax you are right it will be all kettlebells now the people in the lifting thread will respect me
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bomb posted:Low tax you are right it will be all kettlebells now the people in the lifting thread will respect me Kettlebells were always cool and good, those posters have Bad Opinions. ABS (always be swinging)
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JK Fresco posted:The kevlar kegelbell? Kegel-bell!
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as a qualified personal trainer the people in the lifting thread are cranks for the most part
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Putty posted:
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Hey, Lowtax, why dont you ever post in other threads? I want to know of a video game with atmosphere or aesthetics you really like
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Lowtax posted:He's actually in the process of moving to a new house now, so I'm trying not to bug him. But this year. Are there stairs in that house? Putty posted:
What the hell is Lentax?
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bird with big dick posted:What about a kettlebell that goes up your butt but it’s also bulletproof so it protects you from mass shooters No I hate that design it sucks and is for idiots I want it to splorp up my urethrur and make me immune to cystic acne.
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Settle down patton oswalt
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Exercises using 12 and 16kg kettlebells for a while, lost a huge amount of weight in short about of time. Great Cardio.
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More like CATTLE BELLS! Wake up, sheeple!
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HOW FAT??? ![]()
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Lookin good OP!
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Finally a stream I "get"
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Paladinus posted:More like CATTLE BELLS! Wake up, sheeple! It's round, like a ball. Kettle. Ball.
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I wanna vape up some kettlebells ![]()
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Lowtax, pls try to break outta jail again I need to know what happens in that game when you win
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Lowtax you need to get that elf’s treasure. I gotta know what they are hiding in that chest and you were so close.
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Free Tang!
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YLLS is thataway. Icequeen please probate OP for not lurking enough. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Reason: Backseat modding. Requested by: Icequeen Approved by: Fragmaster
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Every day you look more and more like an alternate reality Jon Favreau Who also ate his feelings instead of getting acting gigs
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old beast lunatic posted:Free Tang! Poontang?!?!?
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cnut posted:Poontang?!?!? No. George Tang you idiot. He's an innocent man. vvv the look of innocence
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cnut posted:Poontang?!?!? ![]()
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Gross
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Dear Ms. Crazyperson: I’m writing to apply for the position of Kettlebell for Something Terrible LLC, as advertised on your website careers page. I have three years of experience as a Kettlebell for the Police, and I believe I am ready to move up to the manager position. In your job posting, you mention that you want to hire a Kettlebell who understands Internet and social media trends. During my time at the Police, I was given the responsibility of increasing gainz on Instagram. I explained to my manager that I would be happy to do so, and that I would also work hard to increase gettin fukkin ripped, because being jacked as gently caress has become an important metric. Within six months, I increased our gainz by over 50 percent and increased being jacked as gently caress by 400 percent. I’m very proud of that accomplishment. Currently, I’m working to build a following with the best dumbbells in our niche. When I saw the job opening, I knew it was the perfect opportunity to offer you both my kettlebells and gravitational mass. I’ve included my resume so you can learn more about my educational background and all of my work experience.Thank you for your time and consideration. Please feel free to email me or call my cell phone at 555-555-5555. I hope to hear from you soon. Sincerely, Joseph Q. Applicant
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MustardFacial posted:Dear Ms. Crazyperson: I’d love to hire ya, kid, but Kettlebells are out. Right now we are looking more for kegelbell experts.
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kegelbells kegelbells its christmas time in the city
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Lookin t h i c c, Richard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Let me tell you guys some cool stuff about kettlebells: *
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Seriously though if you want to turn things around pick up a decently heavy kettlebell and do simple and sinister every day until you can beat up your dad
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Or stop halfassing it and go to the gym
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Collapsing Farts posted:Or stop halfassing it and go to the gym I use my entire rear end with kegelbells
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I worked out every day in my backyard throwing kettlebells around until I threw one real far one day and it landed on a baby quail and now I can’t even look at a kettlebell
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:06 |
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bird with big dick posted:I worked out every day in my backyard throwing kettlebells around until I threw one real far one day and it landed on a baby quail and now I can’t even look at a kettlebell requiescat in pace
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