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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I don't think anyone wants the content of games to be regulated. Stuff surrounding it (business practices, advertising etc) should be.

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

The ESRB has an obligation to mention that gambling mechanics are in a video game. Of course how it is right now is that this is not mentioned at all, and games are not rated accordingly either. All sports games for example have a E rating, despite having gambling mechanics in them. How old do you have to be to gamble in the United States? Now, see how this is a serious issue?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Senator Gamer (I-VT): *proposes bill compelling loot box odds and DLC prices to be printed on packaging*

LethalGeek: "This is the same thing as removing all the blood from Doom, to me."

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
OW will suck because once someone leaves there’s too much punishment to those that stayed. This will be worse than normal because god’s perfect console totally shits the bed when it has to do anything involving a network.

I like the idea and played the game a lot when it came out, but this isn’t going to be worth the 50 I bet they charge for it. If you don’t like loot boxes I promise you buying this game has worse odds of success.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
*sighs* Fine, I'll regulate the game industry. *puts on pants*

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Rolo posted:

OW will suck because once someone leaves there’s too much punishment to those that stayed. This will be worse than normal because god’s perfect console totally shits the bed when it has to do anything involving a network.

I like the idea and played the game a lot when it came out, but this isn’t going to be worth the 50 I bet they charge for it.

I'll bet the missing :10bux: that it's going to be $60.

And yeah, it's absolutely going to suck. gently caress buying anything online-only on the Switch. Except for Splatoon 3, because every man has a price.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
As the new King of Video Games, my first decree is to implement loot boxes into Luigi's Mansion 3. When you open one, a ghost will pop out through the Switch and steal your soul. If you can't get your soul back, Gooigi will take over your body and live your life for you while you're trapped in the game for all eternity.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Does anyone know where I can find a list of in-game achievements for the Sega Genesis Classics Collection?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I can't wait for another 2 hours and 45 minutes so we can stop taking about OW.

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


overwatch better have gyro out the gate. If they have cross progression, i might hop in on a good discount. Though paladins can't keep my attention and it's mechanically much more interesting.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Mega64 posted:

As the new King of Video Games, my first decree is to implement loot boxes into Luigi's Mansion 3. When you open one, a ghost will pop out through the Switch and steal your soul. If you can't get your soul back, Gooigi will take over your body and live your life for you while you're trapped in the game for all eternity.

I'd take that trade tbh

less laughter
May 7, 2012

Accelerock & Roll

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Inacio posted:

I'll bet the missing :10bux: that it's going to be $60.

And yeah, it's absolutely going to suck. gently caress buying anything online-only on the Switch. Except for Splatoon 3, because every man has a price.

Splatoon 2 was great and only fell flat on its face if you liked playing with your buddies. I couldn’t party with my friends, I could only join a game they were already in and hope we end up on the same team. They also enabled and disabled game modes and maps you were allowed to play on a schedule. Some weekends there was literally no way to play with my friends. That was really lame and unexpected to run into in 2018.

I’m sure they won’t but I hope S3 does have parties because that game is the chillest shooter ever.

marumaru
May 20, 2013




oh, so he can draw after all! he should do it more often

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


Nothing like scrubbing your stands clean after a long day of work. They look so happy after a nice bath :D

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


My family went on holiday to the US when I was thirteen and we had a couple of nights staying in Vegas. Any time I could see a slot machine, which is literally everywhere outside the hotel room and sometimes inside it, a casino bouncer would loom out of nowhere and shoo us along. Hats off to whichever executive looked at that and thought 'Pfft, those pricks are just leaving money on the table'.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Does anyone know where I can find a list of in-game achievements for the Sega Genesis Classics Collection?

Here's the ones from the PC version. I'd assume it's the same on Switch.

Commitment
Sonic The Hedgehog - Collect all 6 Chaos Emeralds

Chillin' out Maxin'
Toejam and Earl - Dance the Hula

All the Magics
Golden Axe Games - Collect 200 magic

Five Large
Columns - Gain a high score of at least 5000 on easy

To the Brim
Golden Axe 3 - Max out your magic

Relaxin' all cool
Toejam and Earl - Find the Secret Island

Multitool
Alien Soldier - Use 4 Different Weapon Modes in one Session

What are the Buttons?
Golden Axe - Use Magic When No Enemies are Present

Power Through
Space Harrier 2 - Reach a Score of 5,000,000

Spin for the Win
Sonic Spinball - Collect all 3 Chaos Emeralds

500 Rings to Rule them All
Sonic Games - Get 500 rings

Fly you Fools!
Golden Axe 2- Kill 25 enemies by throwing/knocking them off the environment in a single play through

Dance the Robo
Dynamite Headdy - Defeat the Robo Collector

Extra Hedgehogs
Sonic 2 - Finish Emerald Hills with 5 Lives

The Eagle has Landed
Shining Force - Make it to Alterone

Challenge Accepted
Complete 1 Challenge

Challenge X
Complete 10 Challenges

Keep your powder dry
Shinobi 3 - Get a Shinobi bonus (complete a level without throwing a shuriken)

Sore Knuckles
Streets of Rage - Get to the final boss without using a continue

One in Three
Alex Kidd - Win 50 Games of Rock, Paper, Scissors

Demonstrate Restraint
Shadow Dancer - Complete the first two stages without using magic

Good Job
Streets of Rage 3 - Finish the game on Normal or Hard difficulty

Clean Sweep
All Challenges Complete

Experiencing History
Play 20 Games

It's a lovely day outside
Play 50 games

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Inacio posted:

I'll bet the missing :10bux: that it's going to be $60.

And yeah, it's absolutely going to suck. gently caress buying anything online-only on the Switch. Except for Splatoon 3, because every man has a price.

I don't have a problem playing Rocket League. My ping is always pretty much inline with others, mid 50's. It not being 60fps is a damper but bah gawd it's handheld Rocket League.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

bushisms.txt posted:

Nothing like scrubbing your stands clean after a long day of work. They look so happy after a nice bath :D

I love how finnicky they are when you bathe them.

"I'm an avatar of destruction! I do not like washy time! ...ok maybe I like it a little."

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I think Astral Chain is more enjoyable depending on how much agency you give the Legions. If you view them as autonomous beings that deign to help the MC because they respect her goals, that's a pretty cool relationship. And gives the whole game kind of a buddy-cop vibe (why did they not lean into this direction!?!)

But if you assume they are subjugated body and mind by the MC then it's a lot less fun. And unfortunately this is the perspective I think the game pushes more.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

PantsBandit posted:

But if you assume they are subjugated body and mind by the MC then it's a lot less fun. And unfortunately this is the perspective I think the game pushes more.

It absolutely does, especially since they are literally chained to the MC.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The fact that a child can rack up thousands of dollars of credit card debt on a soccer game without knowing and that is happens on a routine basis is loving insane and should not be a thing.


Goddamn how does their art keep getting worse?

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012


solid name/post combo :smug:

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


PantsBandit posted:

I think Astral Chain is more enjoyable depending on how much agency you give the Legions. If you view them as autonomous beings that deign to help the MC because they respect her goals, that's a pretty cool relationship. And gives the whole game kind of a buddy-cop vibe (why did they not lean into this direction!?!)

But if you assume they are subjugated body and mind by the MC then it's a lot less fun. And unfortunately this is the perspective I think the game pushes more.
This is pretty much the dichotomy of Pokemon and I like to think we're team rocket. They're our slaves, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun :cop:

I mean the beginning of the game has you yanking a weaponized something across dimensions, which immediately attacks you, which you reward with a shackle and a badge. One the first missions has you hitting a civilian with one. They're not being coy about who the baddies are.

Side note: love love love the seeker names of the shadow government

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

I said come in! posted:

It absolutely does, especially since they are literally chained to the MC.

Very true. I do kind of like the concept that these powerful, autonomous beings have to put up with being "chained" to the MC because the incredible, interdimensional devices were designed by scumbag cop leadership.

But yeah that's probably giving the game way too much credit.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I'm shaking I really loving hope it's Metal Slug in smash I know it's a big ask and a really low probability but man oh man....

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Thanks for reminding us there are things in this world worse than loot boxes.

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Kazy posted:

Overwatch lootboxes are 100% cosmetic, and you can earn them pretty quickly without needing to buy any. I've not spent a single cent on loot boxes and I've got pretty much every skin I want.

Cosmetic rewards are still predatory gambling

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
How anime is Astral Chain?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ariza posted:

How anime is Astral Chain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHSdihDIkeM

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

not anime enough

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Oh... thanks!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



it’s at least better than that “don’t gently caress with gamers” rant that was inexplicably a comic strip
No, not that rant, the other one.
No, the other other one

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Detective No. 27 posted:

Goddamn how does their art keep getting worse?
The same thing happened with CAD and I'm really not sure why

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



They realised they could make a shitload of money even if they spend 20 minutes a week on the comics.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

I said come in! posted:

The ESRB has an obligation to mention that gambling mechanics are in a video game. Of course how it is right now is that this is not mentioned at all, and games are not rated accordingly either. All sports games for example have a E rating, despite having gambling mechanics in them. How old do you have to be to gamble in the United States? Now, see how this is a serious issue?

The ESRB loving sucks so bad that it's gonna end up killing itself sooner than later

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Detective No. 27 posted:

The fact that a child can rack up thousands of dollars of credit card debt on a soccer game without knowing and that is happens on a routine basis is loving insane and should not be a thing.


Goddamn how does their art keep getting worse?

I'm pretty sure it's an uncredited intern that does PA now

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

I said come in! posted:

The ESRB has an obligation to mention that gambling mechanics are in a video game.

No they don't, their only obligation is to head off federal and state regulation of the industry. Period.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

PantsBandit posted:

I think Astral Chain is more enjoyable depending on how much agency you give the Legions. If you view them as autonomous beings that deign to help the MC because they respect her goals, that's a pretty cool relationship. And gives the whole game kind of a buddy-cop vibe (why did they not lean into this direction!?!)

But if you assume they are subjugated body and mind by the MC then it's a lot less fun. And unfortunately this is the perspective I think the game pushes more.

Well in the opening cutscene, upon being given a body, the first thing the legion does is try to murder everyone, and that continues even as the restraints are put on. And the chimera have been killing humans for a long while now, even before the legion program was developed. I think the chimera have to be subjugated like that because by default they try and kill humans.

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Jun 22, 2004

Ariza posted:

How anime is Astral Chain?

It's peak anime.

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