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God that's really depressing, that was the greatest moment of her life, and it's made up.
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A guy at work recorded himself farting six or seven times in a row with his mobile telephone during a lunch break, and he sent it to all of us via BluetoothTM and I used it as a text tone for some time, and once I was standing at the urinal in a nightclub and someone sent me a text message and I keep my phone in my back pocket so it sounded like I farted seven times in a row while pissing and a guy looked at me funny but he didn't say anything but he could've said something like "nice tooting, boy" only he didn't, no. Anyway that's my story thanks for reading.
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Jerry Cotton posted:A guy at work recorded himself farting six or seven times in a row with his mobile telephone during a lunch break, and he sent it to all of us via BluetoothTM and I used it as a text tone for some time, and once I was standing at the urinal in a nightclub and someone sent me a text message and I keep my phone in my back pocket so it sounded like I farted seven times in a row while pissing and a guy looked at me funny but he didn't say anything but he could've said something like "nice tooting, boy" only he didn't, no. Anyway that's my story thanks for reading.
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jesus WEP posted:was it the greatest moment of your life though Perhaps 
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I think i might hate Doctor Who fans more than any other fandom
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ElGroucho posted:I think i might hate Doctor Who fans more than any other fandom Jordan Peterson.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I gotchu guys 5 people circling the car Was in the backseat of her own car Jumped out of own car and ran off (to where???) I love these
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Everyone in the thread takes 3d8 psychic damage.
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Why would you wait in the garage and not by where your sister would pick up her checked luggage?
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ElGroucho posted:I think i might hate Doctor Who fans more than any other fandom
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hyperhazard posted:I forget who does it, but someone on Twitter runs a Most Annoying Fanbase bracket every year, and last year it was a final showdown between (iirc) Elon Musk and Rick & Morty, which I can't really argue with. I was about to say "there are Elon Musk fans?!" but then I remembered what happened when Steve Apple died so yeah why not.
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I was going to argue that Ayn Rand fans are the worst because they've created actual government policy based on Ayn Rand's ideas, but then I realized that I could make a similar argument about Jesus fans. So that's it: in terms of negative impact, Christianity is the worst fandom of all time.
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Skwirl posted:Why would you wait in the garage and not by where your sister would pick up her checked luggage? In the US at least, airport police tend to get a bit antsy if you park and wait for arrivals.
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Bobby Digital posted:In the US at least, airport police tend to get a bit antsy if you park and wait for arrivals. What? No they don't. Baggage claim is always full of people waiting for friends and family to get off the plane. Unless you mean they get antsy if you wait in the parking garage. Which yeah, I could see. Most airports have a cellphone lot where you wait to get a phonecall to pick someone up. But no one is walking around there and there wouldn't be anywhere to run off to.
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Skwirl posted:What? No they don't. Baggage claim is always full of people waiting for friends and family to get off the plane. I meant waiting in your car at the curb. Obviously you can park in the garage and go inside to meet people.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I gotchu guys Oh my god, it's chameleon circuit, not shields. Surely everyone knows that?
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Stoatbringer posted:Oh my god, it's chameleon circuit, not shields. Surely everyone knows that? gently caress no lol.
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I like the part where she mentions her boobs
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Bobby Digital posted:I meant waiting in your car at the curb. Obviously you can park in the garage and go inside to meet people. Oh yeah, you aren't allowed to wait at the curb. I was saying, if you're already parked in the garage, what kind of rear end in a top hat doesn't go meet their sister inside?
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Skwirl posted:Oh yeah, you aren't allowed to wait at the curb. I was saying, if you're already parked in the garage, what kind of rear end in a top hat doesn't go meet their sister inside? Ones about to experience the best moments of their lives, weren't you listening?
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That sure is something.
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These stories where people make themselves out to be monsters is my favorite genre of stdh
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Admitting you sexually assaulted someone on social media freaking baller
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"suck that dick better next time because it's all yours" is a pretty great line she probably thought of after the fact and invented a story to go with it
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Pththya-lyi posted:These stories where people make themselves out to be monsters is my favorite genre of stdh We aren’t talking about E/N
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That's not STDH, that's Evidence For The Prosecution.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"suck that dick better next time because it's all yours" is a pretty great line she probably thought of after the fact and invented a story to go with it I got very confused and thought the (male) narrators ex was the girl and the best friend was the guy in that story. "I'll show her how to suck a dick" makes a lot more sense in that context
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If you don't make sure your best friends get really good blow jobs by giving them yourself, you're a bad friend.
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bike tory posted:If you don't make sure your best friends get really good blow jobs by giving them yourself, you're a bad friend.
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bike tory posted:If you don't make sure your best friends get really good blow jobs by giving them yourself, you're a bad friend. I can't know what it feels like for them unless I cut off their cock and transplant it on myself and well you know it's just so much effort.
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NtotheTC posted:I got very confused and thought the (male) narrators ex was the girl and the best friend was the guy in that story. I read it the same way, it wasn't until someone's reply about the female narrator that I realized my mistake.
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bike tory posted:If you don't make sure your best friends get really good blow jobs by giving them yourself, you're a bad friend. Lol if you don’t have Enrique blow your friends.
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jjack229 posted:I read it the same way, it wasn't until someone's reply about the female narrator that I realized my mistake. Also same hahaha I was like dang, that's one way to come out as bi I guess
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I mean, I'd assume one doesn't talk to their ex much if at all in the first place, but best friends are apparently forgiven and even forgive you after you assault them with the dick of the guy you'd think you wouldn't be talking to in the first place I'd ask how you walk in on that but I realize now that the roommate situation is probably tense as gently caress right?
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Like my Drill Sergeant said- "A friend gets a blowjob and tells you about it. A real friend gets two, and brings you back one."
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Also same hahaha
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NtotheTC posted:There are drill sargeants at bible camp? A drill sergeant is basically someone who screams at you and constantly uses racist and homophobic comments to get you to work harder, so yeah probably
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Skwirl posted:A drill sergeant is basically someone who screams at you and constantly uses racist and homophobic comments to get you to work harder, so yeah probably Oh man you reminded me of Gay Army again.
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