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Jobbo_Fett posted:Whats the over/under on how many people i ask before i get tossed out by security? More likely that security will follow you around and throw out anyone who says anything positive. Might as well clear out the unsound elements before they cause problems.
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Scruffpuff posted:And this is just Tier-0. Wait until they branch out to png!
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skeletors_condom posted:Congrats to everyone on the new thread! Would unironically like Chris Roberts in here, but keep Derek Smart banned. Besides, can you imagine the melt down Smart would have if Roberts were in this thread, answering our questions so long as we made sincere attempts to talk with him?
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:59 |
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Tippis posted:More likely that security will follow you around and throw out anyone who says anything positive. They could hire the same security team that chased CIG from room to room at Gamescom.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 15:59 |
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Pixelate posted:One of the best Cryengine-in-spaaaace struggles is the 'our ships are underwater!' thing. I've heard of some pretty crazy workarounds and tricks in game development, but I guess this is what it looks like when the trick fails.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:01 |
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why do all the spacesuits in this game look like they were ripped directly from mass effect
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:05 |
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free hubcaps posted:why do all the spacesuits in this game look like they were ripped directly from mass effect Ryan Archer apparently.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:06 |
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Scruffpuff posted:They could hire the same security team that chased CIG from room to room at Gamescom. what happened?
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:07 |
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It's all ok, the sane Roberts will fix this. Give him 4 more years...
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:10 |
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We need some good ramp, elevator and door gifs to spice up this thread.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:11 |
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Scruffpuff posted:They could hire the same security team that chased CIG from room to room at Gamescom. Cue Benny Hill.
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I said come in! posted:This is from the movie Serenity, in case anyone is curious. Joss Whedon is the director, so it has its usual all women are objects for the men to use, but otherwise it's a solid fun sci-fi movie. Uhm, did I watch some different Serenity/Firefly?
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:12 |
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I said come in! posted:People like talking about this Kickstarter because there is nothing like it. Development started in 2011, it is still pre-alpha, there is $27,000 DLC packages that normal people have paid for, and the game is nearing $300 million dollars. Something like this has never been seen before, and it really shows a critical fatal flaw in both the way capitalism works, and how broken the game industry is. That something like this is acceptable to millions of people, is just completely wild to me. The Aristocrats!
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:13 |
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Shazback posted:Is there an official recipe for the Hairy Roberts? I took a stab at it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&pagenumber=6260&perpage=40#post495928000 Rotten Red Rod posted:Hairy Roberts
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:14 |
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Bargearse posted:let me throw my hat in the ring and be the first to say shart shitizen
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:15 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:15 |
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Sandweed posted:We need some good ramp, elevator and door gifs to spice up this thread. What I appreciate most about this is two things: 1) We really get a detailed video of what happened on during the demise of the "Event Horizon". 2) The soldier that salutes know the end of his duty is near.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I took a stab at it: It seems to me like that is a tier 1 hairy roberts, whereas tier 0 would be a potato and a peach on top of some sand.
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Sandweed posted:We need some good ramp, elevator and door gifs to spice up this thread. Don't play to their strengths! Designed: Executed:
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:21 |
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intardnation posted:what happened? They decided to pull an Ouya* and be 'Gamescom adjacent' by holding their own events, but not actually being _at_ Gamescom. * Ouya once 'attended' E3 without actually being _at_ E3.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:21 |
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Hazamuth posted:It seems to me like that is a tier 1 hairy roberts, whereas tier 0 would be a potato and a peach on top of some sand. I'm sorry, we're out of potatoes. Perhaps you'd like to pledge for a minelayer?
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:22 |
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Hazamuth posted:It seems to me like that is a tier 1 hairy roberts, whereas tier 0 would be a potato and a peach on top of some sand. But it's a really nice potato.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:23 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Engine change confirmed! And it only took 2 days, as prophesied. One of my favourite bits of Star Citizen bullshit right there. Either the switch to Lumberyard was trivial and only took a few days as they claimed, meaning it’s all built on bog standard Cryengine and they’re lying about replacing half of Crytek’s code, or they had to devote serious time and resources, in which case they’re lying about the switch being trivial. Either way they’ve outed themselves as liars.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:But it's a really nice potato. Not enough for everybody though.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:28 |
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Don’t forget the time they couldn’t release a patch because a Dev broke his wrist lol. How come I didn’t see any Ryan archer gifs. Those were amazing.
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Bargearse posted:
I'm shocked at this accusation.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:31 |
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Bargearse posted:One of my favourite bits of Star Citizen bullshit right there. Either the switch to Lumberyard was trivial and only took a few days as they claimed, meaning it’s all built on bog standard Cryengine and they’re lying about replacing half of Crytek’s code, or they had to devote serious time and resources, in which case they’re lying about the switch being trivial. There is a 'the_agent' rumor that they're actually doing a clean room at the moment, which then raises my question 'WTF were they doing during the radio silence of 2017?'. So to roughly timeline; * They start with CryEngine, then decide to jump to Lumberyard. * They're on 'Lumberyard' after two days of migration, but now Crytek is suing them, and every attempt to get the case dismissed, including an all-out effort to paint Crytek as living on credit and unable to pay court costs. They're firmly into discovery before a jury trial now. * There's a rumor they're shifting engines. Edit: if you're interesting in the ongoing case of Crytek GMBH Vs Cloud Imperium Games Corp. et al, it's Central District of California, Hon. Dolly McGee presiding. Case: 2:17-cv-8937 Hav fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Sep 6, 2019 |
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Pixelate posted:Don't play to their strengths! The elevator's wild spin move never stops amusing me.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:34 |
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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1169994178131972108
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Colostomy Bag posted:I'm shocked at this accusation. I also doubt they’re as open and transparent as they say they are !! edit: point is it’s such an easily debunked lie, and pointing it out breaks their brains. Bargearse fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 6, 2019 |
# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:35 |
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Next Dead Space looks freaky af
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:39 |
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There will never be another Dead Space
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:50 |
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Hav posted:Nonono, you misunderstand; Neurotic Roleplay is actually giving a medical diagnosis and has wandered into the somethingawful.com games section by accident, wandering past the awful Skyrim mods and terrible hentai games on Steam to point out that enjoying the slow-motion collapse of the largest crowd-funding 'game' is somehow more broken-brained than....<checks notes>....'tit spikes'? Do I have that right? My only concern is have we become too militarized in our forever war against the stupidity of SC? Should we be kinder and gentler to our fellow SA Goons? Should I finally change out of my food stained boxer shorts? Should I, as stated, look for help? I just don't know what to think anymore Hav?!?!?
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:50 |
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Dogeh posted:This IS the game. Maybe Star Citizen is the bitter enemies we made along the way.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:52 |
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Tippis posted:To be fair, irrespective of the backers' protestations to the contrary, it's quite likely they're no longer accumulating new suckers at any useful rate. If they were, it would still be a prominent part of their marketing like it was in the early years (2012–2017 or so), but now it's all about the total sum raised. So the people who fell for it did so long ago and are now just stuck in a deep sunk-cost hole where they must believe it to be true because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate. It is totally unfair to include the lunar landings! They had an existing program thanks to the Besides all that happened was landing on one moon! SC has eclipsed that by an order of magnitude!
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:54 |
if anyone wonders yes there are star citizens out there that finds crobear photoshops erotic. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/b9b418/john_crewe_about_drake_paper_thin_armor_and_how/ek6lmta/ quote:Either that or you can pay 10 dollars (Yes, it costs 10 dollars to join their club. Not making that up.) to spoon with the one with beets in his trunk and/or his companions in their fuzzy feline, holy beer & pirate themed pajama party (NO GIRLS ALLOWED) while making erotically charged fingerpaintings of Chris Roberts as a hot bear. Dark Off fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 6, 2019 |
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 16:54 |
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The mics murdered my ears and then they killed the stream
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Oh gently caress I just figured out exactly why Sandi Gardiner bothers me so much. She looks way, way too much like my ex girlfriend from like years ago.
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