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In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady.
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https://twitter.com/maninblack2017/status/1170103819855900672 in fact this person's whole timeline is gold
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Jonathan Fisk posted:if only rwandans had guns The Rwandan genocide was only stopped because Tutsi militias marshaled against it and drove the genocidaires into Congo.
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thicc_waluigi posted:https://twitter.com/maninblack2017/status/1170103819855900672  I noticed the 352 area code in Joe's profile, and then saw his location. If real, he lives somewhere in the same town as me.
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Zipperelli. posted:
Wasn't there some PKD novel about some lovely future where you had to put money into common appliances and like, doors to be able to use them? This seems like it would fit in there
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. That would have made a lot more sense
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Sep 7, 2019 10:16
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thats the great fire of London, famously caused by all those things
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Mr. Lobe posted:Wasn't there some PKD novel about some lovely future where you had to put money into common appliances and like, doors to be able to use them? This seems like it would fit in there This was the establishing phase of UBIK where the protagonist was so broke he had trouble leaving his own apartment.
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pdog posted:thats the great fire of London, famously caused by all those things the roman empire was on short notice because nobody had even invented books yet
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. they fuckin reference that the first time Thanos is in a movie (the first avengers movie? i can't remember). Some guy goes "humans are tougher than we thought! To fight them is to court death!!" and Thanos gets this big grin on his face. Then they changed his motivation to some malthusian poo poo. edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx2SSzWXG7U Peanut President has issued a correction as of 14:16 on Sep 7, 2019 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. Marvel was too afraid to make Thanos kill half the universe to impress his goth girlfriend because it would have been too real If they went with the ending to the comics, which has Thanos lose because of self-loathing and subconsciously sabotaging himself, it would have reached Joker levels of dangerous
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. a better and more believable motivation
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barf, what smuggos
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Serf posted:a better and more believable motivation Disney is 100% afraid of any portrayal of sex and sexuality, though, so it would never make it through. Which probably makes the fact that they now own Alien more alarming
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they dont want to do the death thing because it would isolate the nice guy demographic
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The Cameo posted:Disney is 100% afraid of any portrayal of sex and sexuality, though, so it would never make it through.
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. If Thanos cums on Deaths titties does it kill his sperm?
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:If Thanos cums on Deaths titties does it kill his sperm? death would never let him, she eternally cucks him and it is hilarious.
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Zeroisanumber posted:In the comics he was trying to impress Death, who was a big titty skeleton lady. They couldn't include that because Fox still owned Deadpool See, Thanos tried to impress Death, but She found Deadpool to be more interesting. So Thanos somehow cursed Deadpool to never die? It's odd at best. stringless has issued a correction as of 19:15 on Sep 7, 2019 |
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Shrecknet posted:Disney literally told Kristen Stewart she could have a Marvel movie lead role (likely Captain Marvel) if she'd just tone down the whole "being gay and having a girlfriend" thing.  Wow, I hadn't even heard about that one. It's entirely believable, though; this is a corporation that has like a laundry list of rules that every employee has to abide by ("no chewing gum", "all male employees must be clean-shaven", "cleavage is to be minimalized", etc.) on the red carpet to their own premieres, which like no other studio has ever bothered with beyond "black-tie event, make sure you rent a tux/dress if you need to and it's not, like, wrinkled and poo poo, you can expense it if you want".
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gradenko_2000 posted:But it's also a problem with the writing that this is never the reason why Thanos is supposed to be bad - the Avengers want to stop him because he's going to kill lots of people, and specifically people they care about, except he's written in such a way that presumes that the plan sounds kinda reasonable if only you could "get over" the immense human cost and thought about some notion of a greater good, which is why we get so many "Thanos had a point" dipshits. To be fair, the writing kinda-sorta acknowledges this in the sequel where Thanos immediately is like "people weren't grateful...guess I was wrong and I was supposed to kill everyone instead of just half!" So I think the audience is supposed to realize that he's a lunatic and there was never any logic to his plan (though the writing also pointlessly confuses the situation by throwing in the "Thanos fixed Titan by killing half of its people" part).
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that take goes back decades online, probably centuries irl
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Krankenstyle posted:that take goes back decades online, probably centuries irl i mean its basically pascal's wager
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Pascal's wager is the opposite - you can be moral without God, but what if your morality doesn't matter if you don't believe in God?
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Krankenstyle posted:that take goes back decades online, probably centuries irl It almost definitely came up in contemporary analyses of the french revolution
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steinrokkan posted:Pascal's wager is the opposite - you can be moral without God, but what if your morality doesn't matter if you don't believe in God? i was gonna append with 'but way stupider' but felt like that was implied because its praeger u. but, yeah fair enough.
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Kant's whole philosophical project was essentially building a moral system that didn't rely on God, and that was way back in the day
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christians admitting theyd be raping and murdering nonstop without the bible is a lol
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Ytlaya posted:To be fair, the writing kinda-sorta acknowledges this in the sequel where Thanos immediately is like "people weren't grateful...guess I was wrong and I was supposed to kill everyone instead of just half!" So I think the audience is supposed to realize that he's a lunatic and there was never any logic to his plan (though the writing also pointlessly confuses the situation by throwing in the "Thanos fixed Titan by killing half of its people" part). yeah, Endgame eventually explicitly makes him out to be capital-E Evil, but we still got years of "hmm maybe Thanos had a point" horseshit from Infinity War trying to sell his perspective
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Ytlaya posted:(though the writing also pointlessly confuses the situation by throwing in the "Thanos fixed Titan by killing half of its people" part). He didnt tho? Like titan is a totally desolate wreck, and thanos just rants about how it was because they didnt listen to him.
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Krankenstyle posted:that take goes back decades online, probably centuries irl People thought that Nietzsche was a nihilist even though "nihilism" was like his greatest enemy lol
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Blast of Confetti posted:christians admitting theyd be raping and murdering nonstop without the bible is a lol those are scary as hell & i hope they never lose faith
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steinrokkan posted:Pascal's wager is the opposite - you can be moral without God, but what if your morality doesn't matter if you don't believe in God? Pascals wager is also deliberately bullshit because Pascal was freaking out about the limits of human reason
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gradenko_2000 posted:yeah, Endgame eventually explicitly makes him out to be capital-E Evil, but we still got years of "hmm maybe Thanos had a point" horseshit from Infinity War trying to sell his perspective 2018 was last year.
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