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We're back and we're fuckin' ready to go. Most of the time, we hate kickers. In this game, we love them through all their faults.  What's a Kicker Eliminator? Back in 2013, IcePhoenix decided to spice up the Eliminator idea by making one revolving around the most unappreciated of positions: the lowly place kicker. Here's how it works: Every week you select an NFL kicker. If they make all their field goals and extra point attempts, you keep playing! Any other rules I should know about? 1) You must select your kicker before kickoff of the game they're playing in by posting in this thread. 2) Once you have selected a kicker, you cannot use them again. 3) If your kicker doesn't attempt a kick that week, you're eliminated. 4) In the last three weeks of the season, a kicker may be picked by no more than half the remaining players. Can I change my pick? Sure, as long as neither kicker's game has started. Do NOT edit your posts to change your kicker. In the interest of not ripping my hair out of my scalp, I'm not going to be sifting through every post to double-check and see if you edited yours. It's a simple game for simple folks. Try not to pick an injured kicker or, God forbid, a kicker on a bye week. So how do you win this thing? Simply be the last person standing! There are a few things to in keep in mind: - If all remaining players are eliminated in the same week, they all move on to the next week. - If more than one player is still standing by the end of week 17, the winner will be determined by a tie-breaker. In order of highest to lowest priority, they are: * Longest FG made the entire season from a kicker the week they kicked for you. * Total points of all kickers the week they kicked for you. * Total touchbacks of all kickers the week they kicked for you. * Total points in each individual week counting back from week 17. ....and returning this year, a bonus game for ELIMINATED PLAYERS! Kicker Roulette -Eliminated players still pick a player every week but with a twist - you add a number next to their name -That number will represent the potential yardage of a field goal your kicker might hit that week -If your kicker boots one that EXACT distance, you hit the magical KICKER JACKPOT -Hitting the jackpot will summon you back to the land of the living and you will be back in the game again -Casino odds means extra points don't count, and you can only hit the jackpot once before the kicker gods tell their pit boss to escort you out. you'd just add "ROULETTE:" in front of your kicker pick and your entry will be shaded a different color on the scoreboard to track your status so we can still determine the real eliminator champion at the end of the game as well  Please submit your kickers in this style: Week 1: NE - Stephen Gostkowski Results: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1LHZUfDoER957-CrHou1GOO1m7bdUz3uKDA3HOBVWtXc/edit?usp=sharing barnold fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Sep 26, 2019 |
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Nice! Any specific way we should choose our kicker? Or just: Week 1 NYG - Aldrick Rosas
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Hell yes! Week 1: TB - Matt Gay wandler20 fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Sep 6, 2019 |
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Play posted:Nice! Any specific way we should choose our kicker? Or just: Sorry, added that to the OP. You nailed it, it should be WEEK - TEAM - KICKER NAME
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in honor of him getting cut and resigned because you can't get anyone better... Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
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Sep 6, 2019 17:32
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Week 1: CIN - Randy Bullock
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Sep 6, 2019 17:56
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Week 1: DET - Matt Prater
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SEA- JASON MYERS
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Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
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Week 1: IND - Adam Vinatieri
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by the way one way to change your kicker BEFORE the games of either of your choices starts would be to make a new post so that we can tell it was legit based on the post time. Instead of editing your previous post. Might make sense as a rule
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edit time is shown
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Cavauro posted:edit time is shown oh. also i just realized i cant tell what time the post is. my previous one says posted at 1:48 AM on September 7th, I have no idea where it thinks i am
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Sep 6, 2019 18:55
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You are in prison
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Hell yes Week 1: PHI - Jake Elliott
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The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season
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Week 1: DAL - Maher
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Play posted:by the way one way to change your kicker BEFORE the games of either of your choices starts would be to make a new post so that we can tell it was legit based on the post time. Instead of editing your previous post. Might make sense as a rule quote:Can I change my pick? RTFM  Ches Neckbeard posted:The Browns Austin Seibert will not miss a kick all season I'll buy that action. if Austin Seibert misses a kick at any point this season, you will be eliminated regardless of if your pick makes it through the week. If Seibert actually does not miss a kick all season, I'll let you pick an av and title - either for me as punishment, or for you. You have until 8:15pm on Monday to change your mind.  , just for good measure.
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Crap, I edited my post but it was to get the format correct. It won't happen again sir.
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wandler20 posted:Crap, I edited my post but it was to get the format correct. It won't happen again sir. 50 lashes and a night in the poo poo dumpster
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Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:I'll buy that action. if Austin Seibert misses a kick at any point this season, you will be eliminated regardless of if your pick makes it through the week. If Seibert actually does not miss a kick all season, I'll let you pick an av and title - either for me as punishment, or for you. You have until 8:15pm on Monday to change your mind. I will fall on the sword of my stupid gimmick and accept the
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I am going to risk getting eliminated in week 1 and go: Week 1: DAL - Brett Maher God help me
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SolusLunes posted:Week 1: DET - Matt Prater same
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Week 1: BAL - Justin Tucker
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Stephen Gostkowski
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:RTFM Sincerely hoping Seibert goes on IR before the season even starts.
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For reference I will select no other kicker. I only request that when I lose this that my punishment mock the Browns
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Week 1: NO - Wil Lutz
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Shinjobi posted:I am going to risk getting eliminated in week 1 and go: High five fellow intrepid person
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Week 1: DET Matt Prater
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All or nothing baby week 1: Min - Dan Bailey
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Week 1: KC - Harrison Butker
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Week 1: DET Matt Prater
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Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
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Week 1: NE - Stephen Gostkowski
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2017: 2nd  2018: 1st  let's see what fortune brings me this year Week 1: ATL - Matt Bryant
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Thanks for bringing this back! Week 1: NYG - Aldrick Rosas
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Week 1: BUF - Stephen Hauschka
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Week 1: TEN - Cairo Santos
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