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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Overwatch Porn posted:

how many times are you going to whine about people wanting eyes on the things they create

this time i'm whining about them in a different context. I'm just striving for completeness in my whining.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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bad posts ahead!!! posted:

yeah i eat rear end is the concept of crabs in a bucket, personified

Goddamn, get me some old bay

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Haka's are dumb and annoying. We get it, you are from this country with a dance you appropriated from the indigenous population you murdered/segregated. Stop doing it at every event with New Zealand in it.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
Sounds like somebody is a little jealous of our cool dance :colbert:

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Shibawanko posted:

Haka's are dumb and annoying. We get it, you are from this country with a dance you appropriated from the indigenous population you murdered/segregated. Stop doing it at every event with New Zealand in it.

Where are you seeing so many hakas that it’s your peeve? You watch a lot of international rugby or something?

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Where are you seeing so many hakas that it’s your peeve? You watch a lot of international rugby or something?

If my facebook feed is anything to go by people love haka videos.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The best part about Haka videos is back when they weren't well known and you'd just get the other team standing there like "umm, are they going to play rugby or loving eat us?!?"

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
My favorite when was a team did one against the US basketball team, and the US players are just watching it completely confused. Then the US went on to absolutely destroy the team that was doing the Haka.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The non-sports ones are my peeve. Every once in a while those virus "wedding haka" videos start making the rounds on facebook.

Weddings don't have to be 100% solemn occasions, having some fun is good, but the trend of trying to turn it into a ~viral moment~ with your "epic wedding entrance dance", whether it's a haka or dancing to the super mario theme is just tacky. Clearly i'm in the minority though because those things get insane amounts of views.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

The non-sports ones are my peeve. Every once in a while those virus "wedding haka" videos start making the rounds on facebook.

Weddings don't have to be 100% solemn occasions, having some fun is good, but the trend of trying to turn it into a ~viral moment~ with your "epic wedding entrance dance", whether it's a haka or dancing to the super mario theme is just tacky. Clearly i'm in the minority though because those things get insane amounts of views.

I kind of like the one where the Bride and Groom start breakdancing to Bootylicious because it's such a sudden transition.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Facebook feed videos are one of my pet peeves, by the way. I don't even need to watch them, I can listen from the other room and I know it's 90% dumb Chinese meme vídeos with even dumber music

Negostrike has a new favorite as of 13:06 on Sep 10, 2019

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

"boohoo it's dropped below 20 the summer is oooover can't we go back to August when it was 35 every day" shut up we keep hitting record high temperatures every year and we have to spend government money keeping people from dying from it. It's far past the point of being comfortable. Good news though it's only going to get warmer and warmer and I'm sure you'll only celebrate it

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Man, I had no idea they were that popular. My sole exposure to the haka is All Blacks rugby so you’ll have to pardon my ignorance that it’s that popular. I’m going to continue being ignorant because if I see some video of a white lady doing the haka at her wedding I’m probably going to have some sort of online meltdown.

And even the All Blacks get old sometimes.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
wait white people doing hakas? im not even from new zealand and that sounds dumb as poo poo

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The University of Hawaii football team used to do it before every game. They had a lot of Pacific Islanders but it was still weird and I don’t know if any of them were of Maori descent.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I suddenly started getting equifax emails out of nowhere. I put in a credit freeze last year and I have no wish to communicate in any way with this company. Why can't they just die already.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Henchman of Santa posted:

The University of Hawaii football team used to do it before every game. They had a lot of Pacific Islanders but it was still weird and I don’t know if any of them were of Maori descent.

A bunch of Polynesian cultures have something very similar to the Haka. I know Samoans, Easter Islanders, and Fijians all do. Wouldn't be surprised if Hawaiians did as well.

All are probably descendant from some ancient proto-Polynesian intimidation bop.

Solid Cake
Jan 17, 2008

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A lot of people on Nextdoor post asking others to identify bugs and birds they see. Usually it's spiders because people want to know if they have anything to be worried about. I'm happy to help because I'm good at that sort of thing, but those threads attract so many idiots.

One guy I'm arguing with said "oh yeah it's just a harmless garden spider, look I even have one tattooed on me" and then posted a picture of his lovely tattoo which was a black widow :doh: And now he's doubling down and trying to make out like I'm the moron.

Like, it's fine if you don't know, but just keep your mouth shut so people who actually do Know A Thing can chime in, stop cluttering up the thread with your wrong information.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Killingyouguy! posted:

"boohoo it's dropped below 20 the summer is oooover can't we go back to August when it was 35 every day" shut up we keep hitting record high temperatures every year and we have to spend government money keeping people from dying from it. It's far past the point of being comfortable. Good news though it's only going to get warmer and warmer and I'm sure you'll only celebrate it

I left for work this morning in 6 degrees C, riding my bike in just a sweater and shirt, best feeling in the world. People who don't love crisp cold air on their face are freaks.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

A bunch of Polynesian cultures have something very similar to the Haka. I know Samoans, Easter Islanders, and Fijians all do. Wouldn't be surprised if Hawaiians did as well.

All are probably descendant from some ancient proto-Polynesian intimidation bop.

Interesting. That's definitely the part of the world I'm confident I know the least about.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Haka's also fit well within current popular culture's love of obnoxious facial expressions, like in Youtube thumbnails.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Solid Cake posted:

A lot of people on Nextdoor post asking others to identify bugs and birds they see. Usually it's spiders because people want to know if they have anything to be worried about. I'm happy to help because I'm good at that sort of thing, but those threads attract so many idiots.

One guy I'm arguing with said "oh yeah it's just a harmless garden spider, look I even have one tattooed on me" and then posted a picture of his lovely tattoo which was a black widow :doh: And now he's doubling down and trying to make out like I'm the moron.

Like, it's fine if you don't know, but just keep your mouth shut so people who actually do Know A Thing can chime in, stop cluttering up the thread with your wrong information.

Your mistake is actually engaging with Nextdoor, rather than using it for passive entertainment.

Sounds very frustrating, though.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Solid Cake posted:

A lot of people on Nextdoor post asking others to identify bugs and birds they see. Usually it's spiders because people want to know if they have anything to be worried about. I'm happy to help because I'm good at that sort of thing, but those threads attract so many idiots.

One guy I'm arguing with said "oh yeah it's just a harmless garden spider, look I even have one tattooed on me" and then posted a picture of his lovely tattoo which was a black widow :doh: And now he's doubling down and trying to make out like I'm the moron.

Like, it's fine if you don't know, but just keep your mouth shut so people who actually do Know A Thing can chime in, stop cluttering up the thread with your wrong information.

This is like 75% of town/community facebook pages too, and there's ALWAYS several people who declares every single snake a copperhead or coral snake and every spider a brown widow. Doesn't matter if it's a completely different color, definitely the venomous one. The first post will usually be someone with the real answer but they get drowned out by the idiots saying copperhead and "OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE" "what's your address i'll come kill it for you" etc.

And if you think they might just be trolling, while some of them definitely are, a lot of them double/triple+ down on it and go with the "better safe than sorry" route.

Solid Cake
Jan 17, 2008

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Riatsala posted:

Your mistake is actually engaging with Nextdoor,

I know :( It's a losing battle, but I feel like if I have the opportunity to educate people who have bad information, then I should do it. Someone has to stand up for the animals no one likes.

I have a pet bird, a snake, and I keep bees, so maybe I'm a little biased.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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stop trying to make the peyton manning nationwide commercials happen.

They don't work. They are stupid. I have never met anyone, even my uncle who is obsessed with peyton manning, who finds these commercials funny.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It annoys me to an irrational extent when a program on Windows taskbar opens up next to its own icon instead of replacing it.

Like this:



If your program does this, gently caress it and gently caress you. I'm looking at you Maxwell Geoservices

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

yeah I eat rear end posted:

stop trying to make the peyton manning nationwide commercials happen.

They don't work. They are stupid. I have never met anyone, even my uncle who is obsessed with peyton manning, who finds these commercials funny.

Yeah, the ones with Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews breaking poo poo were a lot funnier.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
loving adverts on Amazon Prime. I'm already paying, stop showing me adverts for your loving shows I'm not interested. I'm just trying to watch Teen Titans Go grownup documentaries in peace!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

yeah I eat rear end posted:

stop trying to make the peyton manning nationwide commercials happen.

They don't work. They are stupid. I have never met anyone, even my uncle who is obsessed with peyton manning, who finds these commercials funny.

I have never even met anyone who even likes Peyton Manning, what's worth is both him and whoever this stupid musician is have negative charisma.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Commercials are now moving to their own internal plot lines , with the death of the Bud Knight and whatever Progressive is doing, so Peyton Manning doing the same joke over and over for each commercial looks extra bad now.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

bobjr posted:

Commercials are now moving to their own internal plot lines , with the death of the Bud Knight and whatever Progressive is doing, so Peyton Manning doing the same joke over and over for each commercial looks extra bad now.

We had that in the UK with the meercats from Compare the Market.com, who ended up developing a consistent story based around their relationship. They even ended up giving the gocompare opera singer a villain to fight in a small goblin who eats people's money.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Whiz Palace posted:

Was gonna say there's worse airports to get stuck in than Narita, but I'm sure 24 hours will take the shine off of even SkyTrax's best.


Content: when sites blame you, even half-jokingly, for their site not working. gently caress off.

I spent like 28 hours in the Little Rock, Arkansas airport once. Not a good time.

E: also not being from NZ hakas always weirded me out cuz I just imagine white people in NA doing an “indigenous” dance and that’s like, avert your gaze levels of cringe. It’s dance equivalent of Native American protestors confronting fans in full Cleveland Indians gear.

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Jul 13, 2004

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loving people who design sticker books full of stickers no child could remove without tearing, and few adults either.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

loving adverts on Amazon Prime. I'm already paying, stop showing me adverts for your loving shows I'm not interested. I'm just trying to watch Teen Titans Go grownup documentaries in peace!

It would be better if it wasn't the same ad every time. For me, it's always the Kung Fu Panda show, no matter what I'm watching

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Nostradingus posted:

It would be better if it wasn't the same ad every time. For me, it's always the Kung Fu Panda show, no matter what I'm watching

I always get Marvelous Ms. Maisel ads and you’d think Amazon would know I already watch it.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I hate military time. Everyone is all "oh it's totally simple, just take this number and add twelve to it" or whatever, which is true, but I never got the brain memory (is there a version of muscle memory for thoughts?) to do it on-the-fly. Which, you know, I can do with real time. The one that is used basically everywhere.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

MisterBibs posted:

I hate military time. Everyone is all "oh it's totally simple, just take this number and add twelve to it" or whatever, which is true, but I never got the brain memory (is there a version of muscle memory for thoughts?) to do it on-the-fly. Which, you know, I can do with real time. The one that is used basically everywhere.

If you want to learn the 24 hour clock or whichever of C/F you don't know, swap your phone/computer into it. You'll have it internalized real quick. It's like learning a language, just it being afternoon when your phone says "17:00" or it being room temperature when your weather app says "22", worms its way into your brain much faster than having to stop and think. Just like seeing a dog and going "hmmm, el perro" because you are living in Mexico talking to non-english speakers is much faster than sitting in a classroom thinking "uh, dog, dog, perro!"

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Sep 11, 2019

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
people using 9/11 to defend invading iraq/afghanistan in the year 2019

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Kanine posted:

people using 9/11 to defend invading iraq/afghanistan in the year 2019

happy combat deployment eligibility to kids born on september 11 2002

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Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

happy combat deployment eligibility to kids born on september 11 2002

a friend of mine from high school has a younger brother born in august of 2001 who's getting deployed to iraq later this year

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