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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Les Os posted:

if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas

He didn't even take his coat off!

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

joe jack always makes me think of the episode where hank is shopping for new churches after losing their pew.

ya gotta be right with God to join my church honey

Joe Jack is definitely Penecostal

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

this makes me profoundly happy

(honey)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Joe Jack out in the parking lot drinking from his mini canteen

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Les Os posted:

if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry christmas

I think about this line from time to time

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Theres another one I like, "if Ifs and Ands were pots and pans thered be no trade for tinkers."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I think about this line from time to time

It's something I've only heard said by huge shitheads ive found.

Hank was right to tackle DDM

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Hihohe posted:

Theres another one I like, "if Ifs and Ands were pots and pans thered be no trade for tinkers."
I like "If wishes were horses, we'd all be riding."

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
My grandpa used to say "If a frog had wings it wouldn't skin its butt a-hoppin"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Rusty Shackleford is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9W0lKegWu4

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Watch this soon if you plan on it, he's posted a few videos then either taken them down or they were removed in under a week. He was playing piano in one. I don't currently have sound so this is also a reminder to myself to not miss this one.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015



There's a plethora of weird King of the Hill tattoos

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I didn't trade your mama in. A trade-in has some value. I scrapped 'er!

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

artsy fartsy posted:

My grandpa used to say "If a frog had wings it wouldn't skin its butt a-hoppin"

My dad: "Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other and see which one fills up first."

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chitin posted:

My dad: "Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other and see which one fills up first."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-p51fvYLc

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


wow Chitin you're old as poo poo

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

bobby’s got mr. crackers. bobby’s got mr. crackers. bobby’s got mr. crackers.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRgii3VcGMA

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Hackers film 1995 posted:

bobby’s got mr. crackers. bobby’s got mr. crackers. bobby’s got mr. crackers.

(squints at post)

"....You're out of here..."

(Touches pm a mod button)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

pixaal posted:

Watch this soon if you plan on it, he's posted a few videos then either taken them down or they were removed in under a week. He was playing piano in one. I don't currently have sound so this is also a reminder to myself to not miss this one.

What, this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqWMF5qhp4

There's a lot of videos on his channel :shrug:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Do the whole song

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Improbable Lobster posted:

What, this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqWMF5qhp4

There's a lot of videos on his channel :shrug:

someone linked one of his videos at some point in this thread and when I went to watch it it said the video had been removed by the uploader. It's possible Google just spat out a bogus error because hey it's Google they do that sometimes. These seem to be working still.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
The episode where hank gets inducted into the propane hall of fame (flame??) is a good episode in a sea of mediocrity for that season.

“My mouth tastes like blood and peppermint”

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I might be wrong but I think the blue flame jacket is kind of a rainbow.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I might be wrong but I think the blue flame jacket is kind of a rainbow.

BWAAAH!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


namlosh posted:

The episode where hank gets inducted into the propane hall of fame (flame??) is a good episode in a sea of mediocrity for that season.

“My mouth tastes like blood and peppermint”

What's the bad part of Memphis?

Memphis!

Richard M Nixon
Apr 26, 2009

"The greatest honor history can bestow is the title of peacemaker."
Holy poo poo

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
You rang?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

This show affected my sense of humour, defined a part of my friend group, and changed my life in some fundamental ways. I'm willing to go as far as to say I like this show a lot, I tell you what

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

sweet thursday posted:

This show affected my sense of humour, defined a part of my friend group, and changed my life in some fundamental ways. I'm willing to go as far as to say I like this show a lot, I tell you what

dang ol good show man mumble mumble yep

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Resting Lich Face posted:

dang ol good show man mumble mumble yep

I can't understand what you're saying. It must be the echo

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

sweet thursday posted:

I can't understand what you're saying. It must be the echo

dat ol king of the hill man that hank dang ol good yep i tell ya what mhmm

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Dang ole Mega Lo Mart.. boom man

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i sure ain’t not unfond of you koth, i tell ya what.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i sure ain’t not unfond of you koth, i tell ya what.

What kind of marriage proposal is that?!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Man... I forgot how bad season 8 is.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
No, man! Don't-don't talk about, me! Talkin'...Hank! Dang ol' Hank loooves hookers, man!

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Watched straight through recently and the first episode that really pissed me off was the one where they go to the park for an “eat what you catch” self-reliance lesson and they run into a huge hippy straw man. Just ridiculous...

Like, yeah hippies hate work so much... that’s why they went primitive camping in a park and stole a truck

Terrible

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i think you're missing the point

the king of the hill hippie is never about self reliance, he's just a hypocrite who preaches peace, love, and environmentalism but ultimately he's a selfish, hateful, and often rich, bastard who will destroy the environment to stick it to who he perceives as "the system" (in this case, hank)

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