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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Harrison which poster are you, come out its okay

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Apple cures autism?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
You can only listen to music on the go with an Apple Watch.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Lol at the idea that y’all wouldn’t sign up for Apple HealthCare+

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

shadowvine118 posted:

"Honey, I have to go to the hospital!"
"But I haven't finished cutting the grass!"

this story is a 100% accurate representation of every midwestern marraige

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
All I took from that was that Apple Watch can make ladies grow goatees.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Lol at the idea that y’all wouldn’t sign up for Apple HealthCare+

Is it $4.99 a month?? Sign me up!

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

I knew I had heard about the cross country running before

https://philmaffetone.com/a-runners-sound-track-for-success/

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
NOw I feel bad for just sending Tim complaints about the Podcasts App sucking.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Can you download music from Spotify to the watch these days so you can go for a jog without the phone?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Rick posted:

NOw I feel bad for just sending Tim complaints about the Podcasts App sucking.

Use Overcast

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





maduin posted:

this story is a 100% accurate representation of every midwestern marraige

My dad didn’t want to take my mom to the hospital for me to be born because he hadn’t finished his bowl of cereal and newspaper yet.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Apple data mining your health.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
OK, now let's hear if there's actually some innovative poo poo with that health monitoring with the upcoming devices. Only thing of interest for me.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Xabi posted:

Can you download music from Spotify to the watch these days so you can go for a jog without the phone?

Not sure but I know you can with Music.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

Binary Badger posted:

Gimped to two gens behind.. A10X Fusion.. well it is the 'low end' model

I don't get it. The iPad 6th gen already had the A10 chip. Did they really just reveal a new generation without any internals change? That's a first...

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

MarcusSA posted:

Is it $4.99 a month?? Sign me up!

it'd just be blue cross blue shield but you'd get an app that puts your healthcare expenses in a pie chart

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


WHERES MY CHEESEGRATER TIM

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer
If your heart is beating at 220 BPM, you shouldn't need a watch to tell you so.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I think Apple is trying to learn too much about me.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

What if I don't move or have a heart?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


time to go to the bathroom

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
now my apple watch can tell me I'm too old for a concert, something I already know.

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

How will the watch monitor the blood coming from my hooha?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Yeah, please don't go into details with examples about a few upcoming research topics.

--edit: It's like that Cardiogram poo poo. All that woowoo about deep learning about heart health, and effectively, they don't tell you poo poo regarding your data.

Combat Pretzel fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Sep 10, 2019

eames
May 9, 2009

thrawn527 posted:

I think Apple is trying to learn too much about me.

are you considering switching to android?

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
my health insurance plan was selling Apple Series 3 watches for $25... I jumped on that poo poo immediately

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

That looks like a busy rear end watch face

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ZeeBoi posted:

Use Overcast

I do and it's okay but it really doesn't do a lot of things I need. Of course at this point neither does Podcasts.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


If they put a defib module on the Apple Watch that can revive me with a bolt of lightning if I collapse in the middle of my morbid obesity jog yeah I'll get one

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
holy daddy always on display finally

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

How long is the battery life if it's always on lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


:rip: Apple Watch battery :rip:

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Oh gently caress light stick raver app for Apple Watch*

*exclusive to Apple Watch Series 5

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

eames posted:

are you considering switching to android?

Uh, no.

Sue
Apr 1, 2008

2006 wants its iPod Commercial back.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
i like how apple watch is advertised as doing all this cool health and fitness poo poo but is really just worn by college kids and waitresses so they can text from their watch when they don't have phone access

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
hmm

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Apple Watch now doubles as a Wii sportsmotion controller

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Dude paused like 1Hrt was going to get an applause.

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