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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > AirPods sock confirmed! Apple Press Event 1pm Eastern
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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 god dammit my iPhone xs is such a stinky loving turd now

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 They're saying "pro" so much it's losing all meaning to me.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 OK I guess the 4 hours would have been nicer vs my new XS.

Still not too bummed.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

abelwingnut posted:

4 more hours? jesus

No specs posted yet but leaks said that the battery is going from 2600mAh to 3200mAh.

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
 Of everything apple showed, I am most excited for the new charger.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Why are all the cameras just 12MP?

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
 Maybe the third lens will be a macro lens...for my dick. :v:

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

 Those 3 focal lengths would make a pretty nice camera setup for a DSLR. In a phone it's pretty awesome.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

OldSenileGuy posted:

god dammit my iPhone xs is such a stinky loving turd now

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

My top of the line year old phone is about to feel like an old piece of poo poo and I’m going to have to fight back daily the urge to upgrade because my brain is completely broken.
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maduin
Mar 4, 2003
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Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!
$1499?

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Sue
Apr 1, 2008

 Now that they have two iPhone series, they can talk about the cameras twice as long.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 Where is the space probe imaging I should be getting

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





 Incredible blackhead fidelity

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
 At the end of the show Pennywise will come out to play Pro Hymn

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
 Guys I can't tell. Is this phone for pros?

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Bob Morales posted:

$1499?

Don’t forget you need to pay an additional $150 to upgrade the base memory to something decent.

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eames
May 9, 2009

 just put a EF-S lens mount on it and be done with it

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 here's the pics that experienced pros with years of expertise made, maybe your pics will look 1/100th as good

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 Do professional photographers use phones these days or something? I thought they all still had massive cameras with lenses.

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

TyrantWD posted:

At the end of the show Pennywise will come out to play Pro Hymn

:lol:

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Burn Zone
May 22, 2004

maduin posted:

seriously though, this presentation of the technical details of how this chip works is a dead loving giveaway this phone is bullshit and not really a significant upgrade but they're trying to sell it for like $1300 to a bunch of "pro" suckers

lol

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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
52mm focal length (35mm equivalent) is telephoto?!

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade

George H.W. oval office posted:

Incredible blackhead fidelity

MY PORES

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 You too can take a picture like this! Just get up in your cherry picker...

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Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Black and white pro level filter

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maduin
Mar 4, 2003

TyrantWD posted:

At the end of the show Pennywise will come out to play Pro Hymn

To all my phones, present past and beyond
Especially those who weren't with us too long
Life is the most precious thing you can lose
While you were here, the fun was never ending
Laugh a minute was only the beginning
iPhone 7, iPhone X, iPhone R, this one's for you

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 Kind of tired of cameras, thanks.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Sue posted:

Now that they have two iPhone series, they can talk about the cameras twice as long.

Honestly I really only watch it for this part anyway so I'm fine with that.

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



 Maybe I'll just get a discounted XS. I want that 600 mhz band.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 "let's clap"

(please)

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

eames posted:

just put a EF-S lens mount on it and be done with it

Hi friend

https://petapixel.com/2018/04/11/this-adapter-lets-you-mount-any-giant-lens-on-your-tiny-smartphone/

lol

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 "Doing what pros can do"

Yeah, but you can't

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

maduin posted:

To all my phones, present past and beyond
Especially those who weren't with us too long
Life is the most precious thing you can lose
While you were here, the fun was never ending
Laugh a minute was only the beginning
iPhone 7, iPhone X, iPhone R, this one's for you

Lmao

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 yes I have a personal cherry picker just for taking pictures with my $1500 phone

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 It’s.... a photo?

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 give me the Apple DeepFake technology

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



 At least throw in an SD card slot if we're going to pretend that pro photographers are going to use this thing

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

TyrantWD posted:

At the end of the show Pennywise will come out to play Pro Hymn


maduin posted:

To all my phones, present past and beyond
Especially those who weren't with us too long
Life is the most precious thing you can lose
While you were here, the fun was never ending
Laugh a minute was only the beginning
iPhone 7, iPhone X, iPhone R, this one's for you


lmao

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badjohny
Oct 6, 2005



 Doesn't my iPhone XS max have a neural engine also? Will it get this deep fusion option?

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