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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

What’s the punishment for having a username that’s a Rivals pun

Ten minutes with Big Ben and AB.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dr_Strangelove posted:

What’s the punishment for having a username that’s a Rivals pun

Dunno but it's also avoiding a prob/ban so he'll be gone soon

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

Dunno but it's also avoiding a prob/ban so he'll be gone soon

A very unjust prob/ban

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Well that's how he got into this mess.

:vince:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

rip lwb, he died as he lived, generally unwanted

FakerGayfield
Sep 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You cant avoid a ban, you're allowed to register again
HOPE this helps

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

NFL Week 2 N/V: Don't Call It a Comeback.

This is good

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
RIP oberst. He never scored

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

All of this just in time for 9/11

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

sharknado slashfic posted:

All of this just in time for 9/11

Doltos is a NY fan, hes just doing his best to crash and burn.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Despera posted:

A very unjust prob/ban

are you saying he's come back to retroactively justify his ban, because it seems like that's what he's doing

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Well that's how he got into this mess.

:drat:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/ab89/status/1171587264503275521?s=19

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Have you ever just wished that news stopped happening for like a day

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1171599513942777856?s=21

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

GD_American posted:

Have you ever just wished that news stopped happening for like a day

Since about November 9, 2016 yeah

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I do like that the Patriots have a huge distracting fiasco on their hands four days after their master plan succeeded

Everything else I hate

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

GD_American posted:

Have you ever just wished that news stopped happening for like a day
Why? John Bolton got fired so everybody's rear end won't be drafted to Iran.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Since about November 9, 2016 yeah

well said corn cobb man

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

was wondering why this thread had 9 pages already

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
He Will not Divide Us

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1171589805555245056?s=19

He, like, for sure wrote those txts. Feelin' regret over hopping on the bandwagon, but at least he's R U B M A P S' problem now.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well Brady deleted those selfies he took with Brown off his Instagram. Hopefully a sign of things to come.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Woe you mean Antonio Brown is a terrible person I'm shocked look at how shocked I am.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Patriots star jerks off on trainer, Antonio Brown also in trouble

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Did you really just register an account just to post this?

Did you really just ask a rhetorical question of an account that is clearly parody?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

We’ll trade you one Demaryius Thomas for a 3rd rounder.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Patriots star jerks off on trainer, Antonio Brown also in trouble

Is it Bostonian slang to call a mattress a "trainer"?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Did you really just ask a rhetorical question of an account that is clearly parody?

Pretty dumb way to blow ten bucks but I guess Lowtax can use it so it’s fine.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So according to the suit the woman passed a polygraph for what that’s worth.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

We’ll trade you one Demaryius Thomas for a 3rd rounder.

The Patriots don’t suspend or release AB is my prediction.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Codependent Poster posted:

Brown has always been a shithead and everyone defending him should feel bad

Yep, I thought maybe he was just a neurotic genius but I’ll eat crow on this one.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
The amount of AB defenders on this board less than a week ago was hilarious.

Also I got probed for laughing at a post that was "at least he did rape anyone".

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Belichick finally, finally trades with the Jets. Immediately gets rolled.

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
This just keeps escalating. Faster, and faster, and faster......

What heights will we achieve?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Despera posted:

The amount of AB defenders on this board less than a week ago was hilarious.

Also I got probed for laughing at a post that was "at least he did rape anyone".

weird how less people are willing to defend a guy when rape accusations come out, wonder why that could be

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

ulmont posted:

If you want to sue in federal court rather than state court, and don't have a specifically federal law that you're suing under, you have to (a) be a resident of a different state than the defendant and (b) sue for damages in excess of $75K.

That doesn't stop your maximum dollar number, just put a floor on it.

Ah gotcha

wyoak fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Sep 11, 2019

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Despera posted:

The amount of AB defenders on this board less than a week ago was hilarious.

Also I got probed for laughing at a post that was "at least he did rape anyone".

Didn't. You meant to say didn't. Rape anyone. He.

Right?

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Alaois posted:

weird how less people are willing to defend a guy when rape accusations come out, wonder why that could be

Who could have thought a crazy person would do something crazy?

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