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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

DC Murderverse posted:

wanna spell out this implication? you think this is an elaborate plan to gently caress over the patriots?

No. Really no. Not in any way shape or form.

I was clowning on the possible perspectives from the peanut gallery.

I'm sorry that you all misunderstand me so.

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il serpente cosmico
May 15, 2003

Best five bucks I've ever spend.

Larch posted:

Nope.

There's no way. NO WAY. That other mental health issues exist man. This guy plays football, so it's CTE. Cut and dried.

.

We got ourselves a CTE truther I see

Spam Musubi
Jan 17, 2018

Cheap, Affordable, and Tasty!
Wrap me in rice like you would with your mother.
The timing on the allegation is perfect. Let's see how this all plays out.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


so I just got home and let's see whats happening in Football Land

ah yes AB is in the news.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


this is the least they could do but i really hope they deactivate him

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

More like missed 'er big chest

(He's a garbage person and I hope he gets whats coming to him)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Gruden and Mayock are the Mr. Magoos of the NFL.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Robert Kraft knowingly had his dick jacked by a trafficked human.

a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Sep 11, 2019

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

red rover red rover posted:

remember when larch was the king of posts and not a trash rear end boston chud

those were good times

This was never true, he was always a trash rear end

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

I hear if you bet on them they just burn your money in front of you

Eh...I kind of agree with this guy's comment

https://mobile.twitter.com/phinfann13/status/1171431823601065985

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Reminder that Leicester City were 5000-1 to win the Premier League, this was a year after they were almost one of the 3 worst teams in the league that year. They won in a league that is a lot harder to win than in the NFL

It can happen

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I'd hope the league and/or Patriots just say "gently caress it" and suspend/dump/whatever AB. Yiiiiiiiikes.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Nobody should have any standards just shut up and consume

Worked for the Steelers and Big Ben's sex crimes so there's certainly a precedent for doing this instead, though.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

CyberPingu posted:

Reminder that Leicester City were 5000-1 to win the Premier League, this was a year after they were almost one of the 3 worst teams in the league that year. They won in a league that is a lot harder to win than in the NFL

It can happen

Over a 36 game season in the league with the biggest money teams with a manager renowned for bottling it. Probably the best sports story ever

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

ItohRespectArmy posted:

Over a 36 game season in the league with the biggest money teams with a manager renowned for bottling it. Probably the best sports story ever

38 game season :eng101:

Not counting the 2 other cups they were also in.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

CyberPingu posted:

38 game season :eng101:

Not counting the 2 other cups they were also in.

I almost typed 48 game season but that is the death march of the championship

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

ItohRespectArmy posted:

Over a 36 game season in the league with the biggest money teams with a manager renowned for bottling it. Probably the best sports story ever

A better story than Kurt Warner going from bagging groceries to Super Bowl champion in essentially his rookie year does not exist.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bigass Moth posted:

A better story than Kurt Warner going from bagging groceries to Super Bowl champion in essentially his rookie year does not exist.

How about a sloppy 6th rounder becoming the most dominant champion in any sport ever?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Bigass Moth posted:

A better story than Kurt Warner going from bagging groceries to Super Bowl champion in essentially his rookie year does not exist.

Nick Foles almost quitting football to vanquish the patriots in the superbowl

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
people were wondering how long AB would be on the Patriots before a massive scandal/distraction and it turns out the answer is like two days. shitheads gonna shithead. fling AB into the sun imo

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Chichevache posted:

How about a sloppy 6th rounder becoming the most dominant champion in any sport ever?

Hes not the most dominant champion in any sport ever though,

Phelps, Bolt, Federer, Nadal all have more "titles" than he does.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

CyberPingu posted:

Hes not the most dominant champion in any sport ever though,

Phelps, Bolt, Federer, Nadal all have more "titles" than he does.

Phil Taylor also

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

CyberPingu posted:

Hes not the most dominant champion in any sport ever though,

Phelps, Bolt, Federer, Nadal all have more "titles" than he does.

Now do team sports.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

colachute posted:

Now do team sports.

Giggs

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

ItohRespectArmy posted:

Phil Taylor also

Even in team sports. Most of the Man Utd team from the late 90s to early to mid 2000s have more PL titles (so limiting to 1 competition)

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Secretariat is the most dominant champion of all time

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

colachute posted:

You should add the qualifier that everyone you mentioned doesn’t play team sports.


CyberPingu posted:

Even in team sports. Most of the Man Utd team from the late 90s to early to mid 2000s have more PL titles (so limiting to 1 competition)

Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs, Messi, Christiano Ronaldo. All have more titles than he does


Like, its not even close. They are all 5+ ahead of him

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The real champions are the people who don't care about any of that poo poo.

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

sean10mm posted:

The real champions are the people who don't care about any of that poo poo.

I agree the Detroit lions are the champions of our hearts

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

CyberPingu posted:

Even in team sports. Most of the Man Utd team from the late 90s to early to mid 2000s have more PL titles (so limiting to 1 competition)

Otto Graham: 10 seasons, 10 championship games, 7 wins.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

this is a tragedy but lmao @ all the Patriots posters who were being smug as gently caress even by their standards about AB signing

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

bill russell won 11 in 13 years so brady isn't even the city's best champ

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Mystic Stylez posted:

this is a tragedy but lmao @ all the Patriots posters who were being smug as gently caress even by their standards about AB signing

Yes

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Your team's quarterback is a rapist.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

sean10mm posted:

Your team's quarterback is a rapist.

Brady is a paedo....

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

dolphins posters: can't have an evil QB if you don't have a QB :smugdog:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Gruden and Mayock are the Mr. Magoos of the NFL.

What

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I sincerely appreciate the Patriots posters here that want their team to jettison AB, but I think we all kind of know deep down what's going to happen. This will all be an afterthought by Week Four.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

I sincerely appreciate the Patriots posters here that want their team to jettison AB, but I think we all kind of know deep down what's going to happen. This will all be an afterthought by Week Four.

At the moment it’s just a civil lawsuit so yeah AB gonna be catching passes soon enough.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mr Magoo stumbled into doing the right thing despite himself is the joke I think.

I don't even know what the What is there.

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
AB is a rapist

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