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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


MisterBibs posted:

I hate military time.
I hate that Americans call it "military time". And say "17-hundred hours" instead of 5pm. "17:00" is pronounced "5pm" just like "cough" is pronounced "cof".

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Tiggum posted:

I hate that Americans call it "military time". And say "17-hundred hours" instead of 5pm. "17:00" is pronounced "5pm" just like "cough" is pronounced "cof".

Technically military time is a separate thing that came about for the same reason things like the NATO phonetic alphabet did. It facilitates communication, potentially over shoddy radio between people who might speak different languages. Most americans do not know that ofc. But 2109Z (pronounced “two one zero nine zulu”) is definitely not the same time notation as 21:09 UTC (pronounced “about ten after nine in England”)

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MisterBibs posted:

I hate military time. Everyone is all "oh it's totally simple, just take this number and add twelve to it" or whatever, which is true, but I never got the brain memory (is there a version of muscle memory for thoughts?) to do it on-the-fly. Which, you know, I can do with real time. The one that is used basically everywhere.

Genuinely curious: when is this a problem? Everything I own that can display the time has the option to use a 12 or 24 hour display.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I have all of my clocks set to 24 hour display because 2100 is a lot easier to parse than 9:00 when I first wake up and I'm so disoriented I don't know if it means AM or PM.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

AM PM is the clock version of imperial units of measurements. Needlessly complicated and antiquated and people (Americans) are only more comfortable with it because they're used to it.

The military uses metric and 24-hour time because they're objectively better.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Where did the "two twelves" covention start, anyhow? Was it just easier to rig up a mechanical timepiece with half the numbers?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Brawnfire posted:

Where did the "two twelves" covention start, anyhow? Was it just easier to rig up a mechanical timepiece with half the numbers?

Sundials and water clocks. Ancient egyptians and romans and poo poo used the 12-hour system. A sundial in particular can't exactly be made for a full day's worth of timekeeping, and you can't calibrate a water clock without a decent sundial.

Americans and to a lesser extent other anglos love that clock for the same reason we love all other archaic measurements: god drat foreigners telling me what to do

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Sundials and water clocks. Ancient egyptians and romans and poo poo used the 12-hour system.

Ahhh sundials, forgot that poo poo.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Why don't the guide things offered by cable services tell you in the guide that you aren't subscribed to that channel? I had a reminder set for Tin Cup since I got home, it was going to be my evening, but then I turn to it and "you are not subscribed to the golf channel".

Night ruined because they are too lazy to make the guide useful.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Plenty of them have settings to only show channels you're subscribed to. No idea what you're on, but I know my DirecTV box only shows channels I can watch. I think most of the streaming cable options only actually show channels you can actually watch.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Inspector 34 posted:

Plenty of them have settings to only show channels you're subscribed to. No idea what you're on, but I know my DirecTV box only shows channels I can watch. I think most of the streaming cable options only actually show channels you can actually watch.

Verizon Fios. I haven't found a setting that will do this, but I admittedly haven't looked too hard.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


AT&T Uverse makes you go through each and every channel to hide them manually if you're not subscribed or just plain don't ever want to see them (Fox News, I'm looking at you). It's a giant pain, and they always seem to be adding more and more insipid infomercial channels till I give up.

One downside to hiding unsubscribed channels is that they occasionally activate for free weekends and I never notice. :smith:

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

Genuinely curious: when is this a problem? Everything I own that can display the time has the option to use a 12 or 24 hour display.

I started a job at a place that uses it. :shrug: If I could manually change the things myself, I'd do it.

I'm reminded of the Dave Barry line about Americans and the metric system (paraphrased): the government decided to try and get people to understand the metric system by adding speed limit signs in kilometers. Americans responded by shooting them down.

edit: Like I said, I understand that it has benefits, but I'm too used to the right way of doing things, and man, I just hate having to go "okay, what does that mean" when it comes up.

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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

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As is our God given right under the 2nd amendment!

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

sorry 24-hour clocks are objectively better. learn to adapt

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Overwatch Porn posted:

learn to adapt

Mr Barry was joking about the shooting-road-signs things, but he wasn't joking about the fact that there were attempts to use alternative systems (metric, what have you), and it didn't work very well. I think it was the 70s, but I'm not sure. The end result was Americans collectively doing the needful and asking why there should be the change, and... well, it's nearly 2020 and almost everything we buy has Imperial Units (Metric Unit) at the bottom.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

MisterBibs posted:

Mr Barry was joking about the shooting-road-signs things, but he wasn't joking about the fact that there were attempts to use alternative systems (metric, what have you), and it didn't work very well. I think it was the 70s, but I'm not sure. The end result was Americans collectively doing the needful and asking why there should be the change, and... well, it's nearly 2020 and almost everything we buy has Imperial Units (Metric Unit) at the bottom.

I can't think of a single thing I've bought in the US that has that notation.

Full of dumb poo poo like "coke sold in litres but milk in gallons" yes. Serving sizes listed as "one popsicle (100 grams)" yes. Your new coffee machine has a tag that lists it's weight in both pounds and grams, maybe.

But literally nothing you would ever care about is in baffling double units, and literally no one you will ever talk to is confused by the miracle of base ten but then also we use this other thing too.

and everyone in the US who will ever talk to a non-american knows metric.

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A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I'm in the US and unless we're talking about completely different things, every product I've purchased in my lifetime has been labeled that way.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Overwatch Porn posted:

sorry 24-hour clocks are objectively better. learn to adapt

Are analogue 24 hour clocks common?

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Are analogue 24 hour clocks common?

do they need to be? :confused:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Overwatch Porn posted:

do they need to be? :confused:

I've never really lived anywhere where 24 hour time was common outside of specific applications, so I wasn't sure whether the clocks just had two sets of digits or some other approach.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I'm in the US and unless we're talking about completely different things, every product I've purchased in my lifetime has been labeled that way.



Oh yeah I guess if you look at the label no living human has ever cared about or looked at, we have that living monument to our boneheadedness.

I actually think we might be at the point where more of us know what 305 grams are. I at least couldn’t even give you an estimate of a an ounce.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I at least couldn’t even give you an estimate of a fluid ounce.

Your mom certainly can.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Oh yeah I guess if you look at the label no living human has ever cared about or looked at, we have that living monument to our boneheadedness.

I look at that part of the label every time I compare prices on things because that's how it's done and now I'm even less sure of what you mean.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Oh yeah I guess if you look at the label no living human has ever cared about or looked at, we have that living monument to our boneheadedness.

I actually think we might be at the point where more of us know what 305 grams are. I at least couldn’t even give you an estimate of a an ounce.

I look at those all the time. How do you compare products at the supermarket if you don't check how big the different packages are?

Also, they're on the front, so you see them even if you aren't trying to.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Are analogue 24 hour clocks common?

I used to work with a Basque dude that had an analog 24 hour watch. He did everything in 24 hour time. He'd always switch the computers to 24 hr. He couldn't read time on a regular 12 hr clock.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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This thread cultivates some exceedingly bizarre alternate universes

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
DO you know why we haven't switched to metric? It's boomers

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
“They do it that way, we do it this way. We’re American best place on earth why should we change for anyone? They should change, we’re clearly doing it the right and best way. Of course we’re not wrong”


Can be applied to most social/economical/ things that America does vs. the rest of the world.

Whether that’s a good thing or not may vary. Its mostly not

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Iron Crowned posted:

DO you know why we haven't switched to metric? It's boomers

I recall my mother would constantly get furious at metric units, saying that she "understood the feel of an inch" but not a centimeter. The idea that being raised with something makes it "reality" just doesn't seem to hit home. Must be the protective lead shielding in the brain.

Although my father does really complex CNC machining, woodworking, and plastics injection molding as a lifelong career, so he just sadly shakes his head when she says this stuff.

Edit: My mother's familiarity with the feel of an inch was not a burn on my dad. That's just a bonus.

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Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


I do sort of have some sympathy here. I grew up in the UK where we use a weird mix of metric and imperial so I’m comfortable with both.
However that said I now live in Australia which is completely metric and the one thing I can’t wrap my head around is measuring my weight in kilos. I’ve always used stones and pounds. I can intuitively understand where my weight falls on the scale of underweight to obese using stones but I don’t have any bearings on where my weight in kilos falls on that scale. It’s taken some years to adjust, but adjust you do.
Still, America should join the rest of the world in using metric , make life easier for everyone so we can stop having to translate everything for you. That’s a pet peeve, having to look up wtf a Celsius temp is in Fahrenheit just so the whole room can join in the weather talk.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Helith posted:

Still, America should join the rest of the world in using metric , make life easier for everyone so we can stop having to translate everything for you. That’s a pet peeve, having to look up wtf a Celsius temp is in Fahrenheit just so the whole room can join in the weather talk.

Actually, you should abandon the system you've used your entire life to make things easier for me.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I look at that part of the label every time I compare prices on things because that's how it's done and now I'm even less sure of what you mean.

If it helps, the day after I'm also unsure about what I meant.

Helith posted:

I do sort of have some sympathy here. I grew up in the UK where we use a weird mix of metric and imperial so I’m comfortable with both.
However that said I now live in Australia which is completely metric and the one thing I can’t wrap my head around is measuring my weight in kilos. I’ve always used stones and pounds. I can intuitively understand where my weight falls on the scale of underweight to obese using stones but I don’t have any bearings on where my weight in kilos falls on that scale. It’s taken some years to adjust, but adjust you do.
Still, America should join the rest of the world in using metric , make life easier for everyone so we can stop having to translate everything for you. That’s a pet peeve, having to look up wtf a Celsius temp is in Fahrenheit just so the whole room can join in the weather talk.

*builds tunnel to drive to Europe and allow europeans to drive in*

*has cars from opposite side of road, posts speed limit in miles per hour*

*something something brexit*

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If it helps, the day after I'm also unsure about what I meant.

It's that experimental new drug you've been trying, Adamant. It always feels like this the next day.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

*builds tunnel to drive to Europe and allow europeans to drive in*

*has cars from opposite side of road, posts speed limit in miles per hour*

*something something brexit*

Hey I never claimed that the UK was particularly sensible about this poo poo either, they kind of went most of the way way with metric but clung onto miles and stones because why the gently caress not.
At least our money system no longer uses base 12 and weird names for coins because that was pretty wild and incomprehensible.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

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Wonder why whichever megacorps producing street signs haven't lobbied the government to switch to metric. Seems like it'd be a pretty lucrative.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Why does everyone feel the need to stop short of the car in front of them at a red light and then inch forward over the next 30-45 seconds? Pick a distance you feel OK at and stop there and don't move again until traffic is flowing.

also left turn only lanes are not passing lanes and I will block you getting back in if you try to pull that in heavy traffic. You are causing even more traffic issues just to get a couple more car lengths ahead. Stay in your lane and crawl forward at 5 mph like the rest of us.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The UK is the worst.

The sooner they collapse back into the Heptarchy the better.

Tiocfaidh ár lá and all that.

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Jul 13, 2004

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why does everyone feel the need to stop short of the car in front of them at a red light and then inch forward over the next 30-45 seconds? Pick a distance you feel OK at and stop there and don't move again until traffic is flowing.


I hate gap-closers because I know full well that those gaps would get everything going again real quick when the light changes! Instead now it's a taffy pull.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


yeah I eat rear end posted:

also left turn only lanes are not passing lanes and I will block you getting back in if you try to pull that in heavy traffic. You are causing even more traffic issues just to get a couple more car lengths ahead. Stay in your lane and crawl forward at 5 mph like the rest of us.
Left-turn-only lanes are also not on-ramps. Do not pull out of a driveway into that middle lane and drive down it with your turn signal on (or not), trying to merge into a non-turn lane. People will move into that turn lane to, you know, turn. (Stopping in the middle lane waiting to merge is also uncool, but I'll give it a pass if traffic is horrendous and you don't stay there for long.)

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