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Asema posted:I did not know that this is a normal thing with that poster. He once described his team's 3 point lead going into the half as a tie game because the other team had a field goal kicker on their roster.
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Kawalimus loves two things Birds Chicken Littling over the Ravens
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Poor Beningo. The pain cam  https://twitter.com/WFAN660/status/1172233906562752512
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Nodoze posted:Poor Beningo. The pain cam "You're a QB in the NFL you outta put yourself in a bubble." They can't actually think that's how Joe Namath lived
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Athanatos posted:He once described his team's 3 point lead going into the half as a tie game because the other team had a field goal kicker on their roster. Lol how'd I miss that, it's beautiful
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Ches Neckbeard posted:"You're a QB in the NFL you outta put yourself in a bubble." Zero protection on and off the field
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Sep 12, 2019 21:08
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He was complaining when we were up 42-10 at half because we had not "sustained drives." Personally I'll take "scoring every play" to "establishing the run."
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Sep 12, 2019 21:09
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It's a dumb gimmick that he realized several years ago gets him attention.
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Sep 12, 2019 21:11
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Spoeank posted:Jameis threw 2 pick sixes against virtually zero pressure lmfao You're reading that wrong, the Bucs applied virtually zero pressure to Jimmy. The 49ers defense wrecked the Bucs OL. He was under a ton of pressure on that screen he should have thrown into the ground and the RB wrong the route 3 yards too deep on the Sherman pick 6. Also, don't throw passes to a RB who's being guarded by Richard Sherman.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:It's a dumb gimmick that he realized several years ago gets him attention. Kawalimus is an authentic person and that is why we love him
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I’d be okay with the Bucs getting blown the gently caress out for 16 weeks next year if it means we get Lawrence or Tua and drop Jameis. Or whoever is next year’s Daniel Jones, idgaf. I just want to get rid of Jameis. Draft a place kicker to move him to QB. Seriously, gently caress Jameis (for reasons unrelated to his performance on the field).
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colachute posted:I’d be okay with the Bucs getting blown the gently caress out for 16 weeks next year if it means we get Lawrence or Tua and drop Jameis. Lawrence is next year, he's a true sophomore and is stuck for another year. So Tua this year, Lawrence next year are the tanking targets.
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Despera posted:He was complaining when we were up 42-10 at half because we had not "sustained drives." Lmao
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Despera posted:He was complaining when we were up 42-10 at half because we had not "sustained drives." Personally I'll take "scoring every play" to "establishing the run." I don't mean establishing the run. I mean converting first downs any way you can. That's why the Steelers became so dominant starting in the early 00s. They grabbed two strong WRs with Hines Ward and Plexico Burress and started being able to grab chunks of yardage with their WRs and stay on the field. Then Peyton Manning was a guy who could convert a first down from any down that was 20 or less to go. It was hard to keep them off the field. That's what I mean by sustain. Not that we need to run more. And yeah when you can KO punch a team it's awesome. But that's not going to happen every week even with a good scoring offense. When you're up by a score or even 10 points as the game goes later on you need that first down conversion ability.
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Kawalimus posted:I don't mean establishing the run. I mean converting first downs any way you can. That's why the Steelers became so dominant starting in the early 00s. They grabbed two strong WRs with Hines Ward and Plexico Burress and started being able to grab chunks of yardage with their WRs and stay on the field. Then Peyton Manning was a guy who could convert a first down from any down that was 20 or less to go. It was hard to keep them off the field. That's what I mean by sustain. Not that we need to run more. They should’ve tried to play shittier to prepare their fans for better teams, you know?
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Hook Ravens chat directly into my spinal fluid
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The Ravens had 31 first downs that entire game. The Patriots had 24 first downs in their win against Pittsburgh. The Vikings who won had 18, while the Falcons who lost had 27. Does he always use things that are easily dismissed with stats?
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Asema posted:Does he always use things that are easily dismissed with stats? Yes, the only winning move is not to play here. You will not change his mind, he needs the attention.
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There is a certain logic to "why score when you are just handing the ball to the other team?"
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Asema posted:Does he always use things that are easily dismissed with stats? The crazy thing is this is still the most optimistic he's been about the Ravens in a long time.
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Despera posted:There is a certain logic to "why score when you are just handing the ball to the other team?" This is why if you throw a pick, you should hope it's a pick six so you get the ball right back again.
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Asema posted:The Ravens had 31 first downs that entire game. They did better in the second half. I wasn't talking about their sustain in this thread someone else brought that in  . That's not what I meant for this next game. All you need is one strong player to beat a team.
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I actually believe he's genuine As I typed this a bluebird landed by my window so it's either a sign that Kawalimus Is Right or that I am now a disney princess.
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WampaLord posted:This is why if you throw a pick, you should hope it's a pick six so you get the ball right back again. something something madden strategy
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https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1172246263309438977 tomorrow he's gonna contract the clap
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Mega64 posted:The crazy thing is this is still the most optimistic he's been about the Ravens in a long time. If we're half as good as we were last week I will be very optimistic.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Kawalimus is an authentic person and that is why we love him The bird thing is real. But being a constant contrarian and downer about his team rapidly evolved into 99% of his personality overnight after getting a bunch of attention for it. Asema posted:The Ravens had 31 first downs that entire game. He's not interested in having a real conversation, he just wants to prolong the experience.
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He seems like he has a “when it rains it pours, and when it’s sunny out that just means it’ll rain later” kind of attitude.
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This is the last thing I'll contribute to this derail but I sort of get Kawalimus in a galaxy brain kind of way; on Sunday when Fitz threw that TD I was like 75% sure that the Fitzmagic had flipped on and we were going to lose.
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gently caress I can’t wait to watch the Ravens offense again on Sunday. I had to watch Joe plod for 10 years and I am ready for some goddamned touchdowns
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If the Saints lose after Sean McVay successfully challenges a no call DPI against them I’ll never have another unkind word to say about the NFL.
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wandler20 posted:You're reading that wrong, the Bucs applied virtually zero pressure to Jimmy. The 49ers defense wrecked the Bucs OL. He was under a ton of pressure on that screen he should have thrown into the ground and the RB wrong the route 3 yards too deep on the Sherman pick 6. Also, don't throw passes to a RB who's being guarded by Richard Sherman.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The bird thing is real. But being a constant contrarian and downer about his team rapidly evolved into 99% of his personality overnight after getting a bunch of attention for it. I'll tell ya buddy. Unfortunately the negativity thing is something I've had for a long time. I remember in 2001 I went to the Ravens vs Bears opener with my dad. Well there was this football forum I posted on waaay back when and some guy posted a guarantee the Bears would beat the Ravens in week 1. I was like psh no way! The Ravens are invulnerable we are the SB champs and no one can score on our defense." Well we kind of looked like crap most of the game(chicago even moved the ball well on their first drive and almost scored a TD) and for some reason it invaded my brain and I just kept saying the whole game like "omg we'll lose that guy was right". My dad got so annoyed with my negativity during the game he threatened to never go to a game with me again. We did get our poo poo together late in the game but for some reason that game stuck with me and that feeling of unease always crept back. That's just kind of where I remember this sort of thing starting. In 2000 I wasn't negative at all and the only time I really thought we would lose was at Tennessee in the playoffs. But it's "whatevs" as a friend of mine would say. Sometimes I just enjoy typing those feelings
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AndrewP posted:gently caress I can’t wait to watch the Ravens offense again on Sunday. I had to watch Joe plod for 10 years and I am ready for some goddamned touchdowns One thing I loved about Jackson's passes last week was he was hitting guys in stride a lot of the time. Flacco had so much trouble doing that and even when guys were wide open they'd have to adjust like crazy to the ball and not have as big of a play as it could've been. I hope Jackson can keep doing that.
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First step of being an elite quarterback is you need to get mono out of the way at a young age. Tom knows this.
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