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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Are you serious right now dude.


Like come on, Jesus.

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jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.




Nice impact driver.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

mactheknife posted:

I know it's from the last page but I'll always enjoy seeing people's reactions the first time they encounter a tallbike

They weren't quite that extreme, but a friend's older brother had a welder and made a fleet of those things when we were in early high school.

They were a blast to ride around. The way mine was balanced, you could pop a 6 inch wheelie and ride it that way basically forever.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
So you had a unicycle with a training wheel?

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

https://twitter.com/badtravelpod/status/1171923362370617345

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It’s only a matter of time before someone slips on that floor and the sliding door pops out of its track as they fall against it.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

zedprime posted:

So you had a unicycle with a training wheel?

...maybe

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Anyone hear Tears in Heaven just now?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


I hear the Russians used dogs to try and blow up tanks in WWII has anyone heard about this?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Super Soaker Party! posted:

I hear the Russians used dogs to try and blow up tanks in WWII has anyone heard about this?
That sounds like an urban legend.

This, however, definitely happened: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Super Soaker Party! posted:

I hear the Russians used dogs to try and blow up tanks in WWII has anyone heard about this?

Wait are those like bat bombs?
http://www.nww2m.com/2013/05/bat-bomb-tests-go-awry/

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



That's a great idea but they should do it with something bigger, like a dog

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The U.S. used a chimpanzee.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Bad Munki posted:

That's a great idea but they should do it with something bigger, like a dog

Good news, they did! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

Platystemon posted:

The U.S. used a chimpanzee.

Yeah, but the Soviets used dogs! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Just don't piss off the chicken-powered nuclear bombs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock#Chicken_power

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

minato posted:

Just don't piss off the chicken-powered nuclear bombs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock#Chicken_power

tag urself I'm the anti tamper device on a pre emplaced nuke, hope no one hits it while plowing a field

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

These Fallout 4 sledgehammer mods are getting ridiculous now.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Who didn't?!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I thought everyone had a Project Goofy :haw:

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Russians should've tried feral hogs instead

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Wasabi the J posted:

Anyone hear Tears in Heaven just now?

woof

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

comments do not disappoint

some guy posted:

You have been born. Actuarial-science says that you will die.
It’s not something that you need to stress about.
Do your best and try to help when you can.
Rise above an irrational-fear of death and an even-more irrational fear of cannabis.

It is also wise to secure your load and to protect your birth-canal

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Should be in the dictionary under, "single use"

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

PainterofCrap posted:

Should be in the dictionary under, "single use"

"Use once and destroy"

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

The Bloop posted:

Waaaaaaaaghhh

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I don't think anyone's mentioned the pigeon-guided bomb yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Sagebrush posted:

I don't think anyone's mentioned the pigeon-guided bomb yet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon

This is like something Frank and Charlie would come up with on Always Sunny.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


RandomFerret posted:

This is my favourite anti-tank weapon:



I got to sit on one of these at the military museum in Ottawa, and it's not quite as crazy as it looks. It wasn't intended to be fired while moving, the French military wanted an extremely light mobile artillery platform for paratroopers to use, so these would go down with a two man crew. They'd pop out the bipod, take a couple pot shots, then hop back on and move someplace else before the enemy could respond.

Heated seat after firing

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

“Non‐sparking”

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cojawfee posted:

This is like something Frank and Charlie would come up with on Always Sunny.

Wait until you hear what the soviets did.

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


Dr.Smasher posted:

Russians should've tried feral hogs instead

They tried, but they could only find 30-50.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Ghostnuke posted:

They tried, but they could only find 30-50.

Should have waited another 3-5 minutes

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Wasabi the J posted:

Anyone hear Tears in Heaven just now?

:randvince:

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
I feel like any plan that involves tying a string around your balls is a bad plan.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Larch posted:

I feel like any plan that involves tying a string around your balls is a bad plan.

Clearly you need to broaden your masturbatory horizons.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

RandomFerret posted:

This is my favourite anti-tank weapon:



It wasn't intended to be fired while moving

That is so disappointing.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

That is so disappointing.

A lot of things work in ways they weren't intended to

Screwdrivers can be chisels, angle grinders can be nail files, small trucks can be big trucks and retroencabulators can be turboencabulators.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
Hairbrush handles can be, uhh... umm... pestles! yeah yeah!

*makes a quick exit*

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fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
I regularly use a floor sander on my feet.

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