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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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zoux posted:

Crystal I've never met anyone like you before, will you make me the happiest automated doomsday device in the world
crystal, of course, is a pornbot

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
If I marry the killbot does that mean I qualify for BAH?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

HEY GUNS posted:

is that Stephan's book (the yellow one) or is there another one out there

That's the one. I don't think it's had a lot of attention beyond that.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Schadenboner posted:

That's the one. I don't think it's had a lot of attention beyond that.
Then i've already got a copy but thank you

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

Remember when there was nothing wrong with gleefully burning an effigy of Grenfell Tower in the back garden but sharing the video was a crime?

In the UK putting up a sign in your window that says "Religions are fairy stories for adults" gets you threatened with legal punishment by the cops:

https://www.bostonstandard.co.uk/ne...oster-1-3962839

quote:

Officers say that they have not told John Richards he is committing an offence for displaying the poster but said he could only face arrest if he causes offence and refuses to take the poster down when they ask.

In a statement Lincolnshire Police said the 1986 Public Order Act states that a person is guilty of an offence if they display a sign which is threatening or abusive or insulting with the intent to provoke violence or which may cause another person harassment, alarm or distress.

"May cause another person distress" is something that is all-encompassing, of course, which is the point. This isn't a law used to defend those that lack power, those beyond the pale of mainstream thought, it's another tool to be used as a club against them. Like this woman who tweeted "#killallwhitemen"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...n-a6683241.html

Or this Muslim student who was literally arrested, charged and convicted for this:



Or the 15-year-old kid who was prosecuted for calling Scientology a cult. The UK arrests thousands of people per year for online comments that are in many cases just trolling and offensive jokes.

In addition, the UK is a well-known forum for libel-shopping, since it's libel laws are so plaintiff-friendly they make its courts the forum of choice for thin-skinned people to shut down critics. That's why David Irving sued Deborah Lipstadt for libel there. Lipstadt at least won that case, others have not been so lucky:

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/opinion/15mon4.html

The UK's speech protections are not really close to the USA's.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Phanatic posted:

In addition, the UK is a well-known forum for libel-shopping, since it's libel laws are so plaintiff-friendly they make its courts the forum of choice for thin-skinned people to shut down critics. That's why David Irving sued Deborah Lipstadt for libel there. Lipstadt at least won that case, others have not been so lucky:

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/15/opinion/15mon4.html

The UK's speech protections are not really close to the USA's.

How's life back in 2012, enjoying the London Olympics I hope?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation_Act_2013

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



FastestGunAlive posted:

Two years ago there were two staff sergeants kicked out for participating in alt right rallies and a private who was kicked out for belonging to a neo Nazi militia. He, a water purification specialist with 0 years experience in the military, offered to train the group in military tactics.
My God, Terminal Lance was right about the water dogs.


Schadenboner posted:

E: also, everyone should watch White Sun of the Desert not for any particular political reason (or even it being particularly related to the above, it's just a really fun movie?)
Isn't that the one all the cosmonauts watch before they ride a Soyuz up to visit the Space Comrades?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

feedmegin posted:

How's life back in 2012, enjoying the London Olympics I hope?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defamation_Act_2013

Fair enough, that's a solidly positive change.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Schadenboner posted:

I'm reading a book about Russian Fashies (cancerous outgrowths of the Whites in the 1930s, not the bunch of ethnonationalist fuckos running it these days) and what's got me scratching the 'ol noodle is wether a Japanese attack at the hight of the purges could have successfully taken Vladivostok and maybe pushed to, like Lake Baikal?

By the height of the purges, 80% of the Japanese army is tied down in the war in China and US-European sanctions are taking one hell of a toll. The Japanese considered such an attack, and they did not like their odds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantokuen#Background

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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PittTheElder posted:

By the height of the purges, 80% of the Japanese army is tied down in the war in China and US-European sanctions are taking one hell of a toll. The Japanese considered such an attack, and they did not like their odds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantokuen#Background
this reminds me of "why didn't the Ottomans take advantage of the Thirty Years War to just steamroll northwest" and the answer is the same--they had their own problems at the time.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

HEY GUNS posted:

What would you have charged that guy with?
"Communications Act offences" apparently. Potentially violating a superinjunction too, now. The UK's courts can just declare any arbitrary thing to be illegal to say and it is.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

HEY GUNS posted:

this reminds me of "why didn't the Ottomans take advantage of the Thirty Years War to just steamroll northwest" and the answer is the same--they had their own problems at the time.

Was it just locking up potential sultans in the dark house

I know as you study more you get a very real sense of what you don't know, but I feel like the very end of the Ottomans, making furniture related jokes,, and "they be these guys who had their poo poo together for a long time" I feel like I know nothing about them

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Nebakenezzer posted:

Was it just locking up potential sultans in the dark house

At the first half of the 17th century, the Ottomans were dealing with wars against the Persians, popular unrest, the threat of civil war, and a Sultan who was kind of....not entirely mentally there.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Epicurius posted:

At the first half of the 21st century, the Americans were dealing with wars against the Persians, popular unrest, the threat of civil war, and a Sultan who was kind of....not entirely mentally there.

:sad:

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

FrangibleCover posted:

- North Africa was logistics limited for the Axis, not manpower limited. They can put 5 million more men in Tripoli if they like but they're going to starve to death. They can maybe send their best equipped units but their best equipped units tend to be SS and the SS tend to be horrible so it'll more or less balance out.

Yeah, North Africa is a function of the combination of Italian shipping and the distance between Italian ports and whatever the port being used for Axis forces is, be it Tunis, Tripoli, Sirte or oh jesus gently caress Erwin you're seriously going to make the Italian Navy guard convoys all the way out to Tobruk? Really? It's bad enough that by the time they're out at Marsa Matruh, the fuel fraction of a truck's load to get it from Tunis out there is well over 100%, that is they are forced to supply through farther out, more exposed ports, because a truck loaded to capacity with fuel and no cargo still wouldn't reach the front.

I'd expect committing SS units to be actively harmful since best equipped and most effectively equipped to fight efficiently, and their main advantage as a combat unit was their willingness to see a great many SS men dead to achieve their goals, something that isn't a great idea at the end of a tenuous logistical chain.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Epicurius posted:

At the first half of the 17th century, the Ottomans were dealing with wars against the Persians, popular unrest, the threat of civil war, and a Sultan who was kind of....not entirely mentally there.
didn't that guy get overthrown and then reinstated? or was that another guy

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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you joke but this is about as peaceful and drama free as anything has ever been

i include the world from 1946 to 2001 in this "everything"

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

HEY GUNS posted:

you joke but this is about as peaceful and drama free as anything has ever been

i include the world from 1946 to 2001 in this "everything"

Three years down, five to go.

:shrug:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Schadenboner posted:

Three years down, five to go.

:shrug:
what?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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HEY GUNS posted:

you joke but this is about as peaceful and drama free as anything has ever been

i include the world from 1946 to 2001 in this "everything"
I have gathered some of this is now that it is possible, if you care to, to be aware of all the drama.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

HEY GUNS posted:

didn't that guy get overthrown and then reinstated? or was that another guy

That was him. He was the Ottoman Justinian II.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Nebakenezzer posted:

Was it just locking up potential sultans in the dark house

I know as you study more you get a very real sense of what you don't know, but I feel like the very end of the Ottomans, making furniture related jokes,, and "they be these guys who had their poo poo together for a long time" I feel like I know nothing about them

Ottoman princes were not really locked up in jail cells, they were heavily supervised and barred from free movement. This is more or less what happened to every child of royalty, and the Ottomans had some direct motivation for this because their previous history of fratricide stemmed from prince-governors revolting whenever a succession crisis happened. The princes were educated and chilled out in various palaces and apartments.

Throughout the 1800s, the Ottoman Sultans start turning into constitutional monarchs, through legal reforms and changes in court custom. The pop history view of the Ottomans was at one point, "10 good emperors, then 10 bad emperors", which was just insipid, and last I heard it was still being trotted out by school textbooks occasionally.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

xthetenth posted:

Yeah, North Africa is a function of the combination of Italian shipping and the distance between Italian ports and whatever the port being used for Axis forces is, be it Tunis, Tripoli, Sirte or oh jesus gently caress Erwin you're seriously going to make the Italian Navy guard convoys all the way out to Tobruk? Really? It's bad enough that by the time they're out at Marsa Matruh, the fuel fraction of a truck's load to get it from Tunis out there is well over 100%, that is they are forced to supply through farther out, more exposed ports, because a truck loaded to capacity with fuel and no cargo still wouldn't reach the front.

I'd expect committing SS units to be actively harmful since best equipped and most effectively equipped to fight efficiently, and their main advantage as a combat unit was their willingness to see a great many SS men dead to achieve their goals, something that isn't a great idea at the end of a tenuous logistical chain.

Rommel was a big fan of the “Jeep problem”.

(Not really. That’s a joke.)

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012


Trump

Anshu
Jan 9, 2019


Schadenboner posted:

Three years down, five to go.

:shrug:

We hope. I don't think Trump has ever followed a law he found inconvenient unless someone was there to force him.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Anshu posted:

We hope. I don't think Trump has ever followed a law he found inconvenient unless someone was there to force him.

Let's have better hopes than that. There is an election next year, remember.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

HEY GUNS posted:

What would you have charged that guy with?

pikes, obviously

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Epicurius posted:

Let's have better hopes than that. There is an election next year, remember.

Yeah, 5 more years to go minimum.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Epicurius posted:

Let's have better hopes than that. There is an election next year, remember.

I'm hoping entropy does him and Biden 30383 in.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

HEY GUNS posted:

you joke but this is about as peaceful and drama free as anything has ever been

i include the world from 1946 to 2001 in this "everything"

This is so loving stupid what is wrong with you

Polyakov
Mar 22, 2012


Can we just not before the thread gets closed again.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



Epicurius posted:

That was him. He was the Ottoman Justinian II.

Is the story about the time where he wasn't sultan even half as interesting as Justinian's saga?

Also, did he have a gold nose?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Elyv posted:

Is the story about the time where he wasn't sultan even half as interesting as Justinian's saga?

Also, did he have a gold nose?

Sultan of Syph!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Elyv posted:

Is the story about the time where he wasn't sultan even half as interesting as Justinian's saga?

Also, did he have a gold nose?

Sadly, no to both. He did throw coins at birds though, in an attempt to feed them, and pull the beards and knock the turbans off of his advisors, though.

He became sultan for a little while, then was deposed in favor of his nephew Osman, and dumped in a palace. Then, a few years later, a coup by the Jannisaries overthrew and killed Osman and put him back on the throne.

The first thing he did once he was back was order the execution of the coup plotters. He was sultan for another year and spent a lot of that time running through the palace looking for his nephew and crying, because hed forget his nephew was dead and wanted him to take the throne back.

He was deposed again, in favor of another nephew, was dumped in yet another palace with his mother, and lived there pretty contentedly until his death 16 years later.

The difference is, unlike Justinian II, Mustafa never really wanted to be in charge and was happy to let his mother or his visitor or his nephew or whoever actually run things, while he was more interested in things like taking care of fish and having conversations about cannons and things like that. (He really liked cannons).

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

This is so loving stupid what is wrong with you

On the contrary. It's a long book but you should really read The Better Angels of our Nature by Steven Pinker. The world today is the safest, most just, most human rights friendly and war free that we have ever known as a species. While we obviously have our problems of the day, millions and millions of people aren't dying in stupid wars for them at anywhere near the same rates we've used to. Violence and rape and crime of all sorts has dropped precipitously. This is the best planet Earth has ever been! And with luck it'll keep on getting better.


Also it was Tycho Brahé who had the golden nose IIRC.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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i don't think he's that popular

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Rodrigo Diaz posted:

This is so loving stupid what is wrong with you
it's true
pick a year

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Sep 13, 2019

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

what are common drilling maneuvers for a tercio

asking for a thread

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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FAUXTON posted:

what are common drilling maneuvers for a tercio

asking for a thread
oh god you opened a :can:

in my opinion they don't drill, the new guys just take years to be acculturated into the habitus of being a professional soldier and they learn gradually from the more experienced people. in other peoples' opinion, drill began at around the turn of the century with people like Moritz of Nassau or Johann Jacobi von Wallhausen. For what that would have looked and felt like...can you read german?

hold on, do you mean "what would their maneuver on the field have looked, sounded, felt, and smelled like"? or "how do they practice"

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Sep 13, 2019

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

HEY GUNS posted:

oh god you opened a :can:

in my opinion they don't drill, the new guys just take years to be acculturated into the habitus of being a professional soldier and they learn gradually from the more experienced people. in other peoples' opinion, drill began at around the turn of the century with people like Moritz of Nassau or Johann Jacobi von Wallhausen. For what that would have looked and felt like...can you read german?

hold on, do you mean "what would their maneuver on the field have looked, sounded, felt, and smelled like"? or "how do they practice"

Can you put the various arguments surrounding drilling in your specialty in the form of a American Choppers Meme

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