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Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
It's like the starship enterprise as a 60s mod house, wack (I love it)

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TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Totally would, although I'd have way too many visits to the ER from bumping into that kitchen island

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)
Is good. Though it needs a sunken seating area somewhere

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
There is too much pool deck and not enough pool.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Google’s 3D trees are dumb and I know how to turn them off, but the imagery they provide in 2D view isn’t as good.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Just closed on my house today. I knew that underneath the fake brick veneer in the kitchen was old wallpaper...i removed an old phone jack while there and...uhh... It's something, all right:


Got that sweet Oregon Trail aesthetic.

Honestly, I'm genuinely surprised how perfect the cut out for the phone jack is around the Chuck wagon.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Hell yeah, there's an open house scheduled for the Dave house this Sunday. Gonna find out what's in the mysterious 5'x5' room.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Sirotan posted:

Hell yeah, there's an open house scheduled for the Dave house this Sunday. Gonna find out what's in the mysterious 5'x5' room.

anxiously awaiting the report

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
that house is really bad for feng shui

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




It came from the Cursed Images thread . . .



No boys allowed.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Leperflesh posted:

I'm the realtor not even bothering to move the bags of garbage out of frame while taking photos

Yeah well I'm the bags of garbage

Facebook Aunt posted:

It came from the Cursed Images thread . . .



No boys allowed.
piss drapes, this won't end well

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

It came from the Cursed Images thread . . .



No boys allowed.

I didn't know toilets had quinceañeras.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Link to the Cursed Images thread?

I also kind of love that chuck wagon wallpaper. It should be preserved.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Link to the Cursed Images thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833370

Beware that probations are handed out for all imageless posts in that thread.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Mocking Bird posted:

It's like the starship enterprise as a 60s mod house, wack (I love it)
This is the house of somebody who was being pursued by the Hounds of Tindalos

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I love the commitment to the theme in that angle house.

On a related note, I'm not sure how I feel about this take on wood siding.

It's like they tried the modern barnwood thing and ended up with a hardwood floor on the wall that gives the residents vertigo.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Nessus posted:

This is the house of somebody who was being pursued by the Hounds of Tindalos

I appreciate this reference. :golfclap:

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
https://www.reddit.com/r/HomeImprovement/comments/d2tlr4/how_many_people_have_carpeted_kitchens_shudder/

OP posted:

My friend committed the 8th deadly sin of carpeting his kitchen. He insists that it's "normal" and "more common than you think." How many of you have a carpeted kitchen? How many have seen one in person?

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Sirotan posted:

Hell yeah, there's an open house scheduled for the Dave house this Sunday. Gonna find out what's in the mysterious 5'x5' room.

I see your Dave and raise you a Ned.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Guy Axlerod posted:

I found this home:



I've played this DOOM level..

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Leperflesh posted:

I'm the realtor not even bothering to move the bags of garbage out of frame while taking photos

A house I viewed years ago was described by the agent as "having been painted and tidied up for the sale"

They'd painted the bedroom wall up to the edge of the pile of garbage bags. In purple.

hypoallergenic cat breed
Dec 16, 2010

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1228-17th-St_West-Des-Moines_IA_50265_M80448-67852#photo12

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The bedroom and bathroom that DON'T look like a Chinese restaurant are really jarring.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

cakesmith handyman posted:

They'd painted the bedroom wall up to the edge of the pile of garbage bags. In purple.

Dave strikes again

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Facebook Aunt posted:

It came from the Cursed Images thread . . .



No boys allowed.

Meanwhile, in the boys' bathroom:

https://twitter.com/lisadraws/status/1171937493748334592

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.



You sneaky little thing you

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Youth Decay posted:

I love the commitment to the theme in that angle house.

On a related note, I'm not sure how I feel about this take on wood siding.

It's like they tried the modern barnwood thing and ended up with a hardwood floor on the wall that gives the residents vertigo.


It’s like a much worse take on our living room:

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I like both

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
My friend sent me this and it's a great idea for testing kitchen cabinet covers

https://gfycat.com/belovedfarawaybirdofparadise-rainbow6-siege

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

love 2 play hockey into a closet

e: Was 'McDonalds PlayPlace' one of the key inspirations for this one

Killingyouguy! fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Sep 14, 2019

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

S U N K E N
B A T H T U B

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

with E.L.E.V.A.T.O.R.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

I misread the price on this one as $21,000 and was so confused. Like was is a cult compound where a bunch of people died or some poo poo?

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002
That’s a pretty crazy house.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Forward Thinkers Will Find The Imagination Soars And Feeds The Soul Behind The Undulating And Curvilinear Walls Of Glass.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

So would, if I were an eccentric billionaire

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

legit owns

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Why would you put a kitchen in a public library?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jaded Burnout posted:

Why would you put a kitchen in a public library?

For real. :hf:

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