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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT




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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.





:perfect:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Sep 9, 2019

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



lol

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Hahaha, I’ll eat your rear end. This owns so hard.

duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

Is that a tactikilt?

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
So like is he in on the joke orrrrrr

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
It's a photoshop, it originallysaid "beat". I'm guessing no, he doesn't realize that he's a walking punchline.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICW-dGD1M18&feature=youtu.be

🍿

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
It said "Stomp my flag, I'll stomp your rear end"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.




:drat:

That is a very slick video and if I was [a] American and [b] a resident of New Mexico she would get my vote.

Also gently caress Dick Chaney.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


o7

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/technick/status/1172007802786566144?s=20

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
Oh man, I want one.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Signed -
A man who has never cleaned a women's public restroom.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Seriously I have loving seen some things, my dudes.

Like loving tampons and pads stuck to the wall. With poo poo in them.

:vomarine:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I worked in the kitchen of a Hooters about five years ago. We rotated bathroom detail. Womens room was always the loving worst.

Always.



This was not the case at the dive bar I worked at for too long. The mens room was always trashed. It was a biker dive, some legitimately batshit insane ones at that. There were plenty of weekend warriors and once a month garage queens, but everyone gets lovely at some point. And it was largely a sausage fest in that joint.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Sep 14, 2019

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


There was a 1 person unisex bathroom near my favorite spot in our campus library that I preferred using because it was usually free. I went in there one time and someone had just destroyed the toilet. Their rear end had just exploded and coated the entire bowl. You could tell they didn't even try to flush it, and hadn't used any toilet paper. So they just got up and walked away with poo poo squicking around in their asscheeks and probably running down their legs. I hit the flush with my foot and went to use another bathroom.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Casimir Radon posted:

There was a 1 person unisex bathroom near my favorite spot in our campus library that I preferred using because it was usually free. I went in there one time and someone had just destroyed the toilet. Their rear end had just exploded and coated the entire bowl. You could tell they didn't even try to flush it, and hadn't used any toilet paper. So they just got up and walked away with poo poo squicking around in their asscheeks and probably running down their legs. I hit the flush with my foot and went to use another bathroom.

Thank you for your service.

Man that was one thing I loved in college, having a toilet that barely anyone else knew about in the library so I could take a dump in peace and quiet. I went back a few years ago to look around and it was still there, hidden in the stacks, barely touched :911:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Handsome Ralph posted:

Thank you for your service.

Man that was one thing I loved in college, having a toilet that barely anyone else knew about in the library so I could take a dump in peace and quiet. I went back a few years ago to look around and it was still there, hidden in the stacks, barely touched :911:

You really should have flushed.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ya anytime I stay a new endeavor anywhere I gotta find the best and most peaceful toilet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

You really should have flushed.

perfection takes time

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Fuckin’ :lol:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gQFvf19Jec

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.


:thunk:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Any idea what the guy to the left of the marine, who has a badge on his belt, is doing?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Nystral posted:

Any idea what the guy to the left of the marine, who has a badge on his belt, is doing?

Knowing wohl, impersonating a cop.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Last time he had a dude with an apple earbud in one ear pretending to be MIB or something lol

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Just keeping the age old craft of selling snake oil alive.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nystral posted:

Any idea what the guy to the left of the marine, who has a badge on his belt, is doing?

Wondering where his life went wrong.

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