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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
if I ever need to register an account on pornhub I'm taking Garfield's Secret Sauce as the username

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Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Pastry of the Year posted:



Jon Arbuckle marinara sauce

Is it just me or is that truck photoshopped? I bet they don't even have a truck.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Akratic Method posted:

Is it just me or is that truck photoshopped? I bet they don't even have a truck.

The building in the background and the date is just begging for those Catering Memories to be ones you "Never Forget"

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Akratic Method posted:

Is it just me or is that truck photoshopped? I bet they don't even have a truck.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Even if Mazri had the spare money for a truck:

1) No catering-focused company with their own kitchens ever needs more than a van (and GF isn't even in that business)

2) The amount of extra money to have the truck covered in a custom decal or painted like that would be a stupid waste of money

3) Keeping it clean would be a requirement by Paws, so extra money would need to be spent on that too

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Pastry of the Year posted:



Jon Arbuckle marinara sauce

imagine
big lasagnas

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Garfield's secret sauce

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I live pretty close to Toronto, maybe I'll make the trip out to the Garfield shrine this weekend, before it closes/morphs into a different tax shelter or money laundering scheme or whatever.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
My buddy lives near in the area and had a relative come to visit from New York State. He made a list of their favourite places in the area (there are some good bars and restaurants around there) and he was baffled when they chose to go to the loving Garfield restaurant. I guess the target demographic is confused tourists with no taste?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Odie's boneless nuggets

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

dev286 posted:

My buddy lives near in the area and had a relative come to visit from New York State. He made a list of their favourite places in the area (there are some good bars and restaurants around there) and he was baffled when they chose to go to the loving Garfield restaurant. I guess the target demographic is confused tourists with no taste?

This was the story/business plan for the Hard Rock Cafe/Planet Hollywood/Fashion Cafe/Rainforest Cafe/Hooters/whichever else I missed.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Agent Escalus posted:

This was the story/business plan for the Hard Rock Cafe/Planet Hollywood/Fashion Cafe/Rainforest Cafe/Hooters/whichever else I missed.

Times Square Olive Garden

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Pastry of the Year posted:



Jon Arbuckle marinara sauce

I can only see Two-Face in that pizza garf

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

dev286 posted:

My buddy lives near in the area and had a relative come to visit from New York State. He made a list of their favourite places in the area (there are some good bars and restaurants around there) and he was baffled when they chose to go to the loving Garfield restaurant. I guess the target demographic is confused tourists with no taste?

its like nowhere near a touristy area either

notable neighbouring locales include a mens shelter, a halfway house, and a womens shelter

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

so today is garbage day and most restaurants are throwing away 4+ bins of poo poo plus a bunch of shipping materials

there is 1 bin outside garfield eats

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

GolfHole posted:

so today is garbage day and most restaurants are throwing away 4+ bins of poo poo plus a bunch of shipping materials

there is 1 bin outside garfield eats

not much to throw away when your customers can repurposeful their pizza containers into tissue boxes, laundromats, fish dens and grease-stained writing desks

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

KakerMix posted:

imagine
big lasagnas

Big lasagnas
Big life

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garfield & Special Sauce-Orange Beverage

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Get a Garfield pizza, some Nermal nuggets, and Jon Arbuckle drank a cup of dog cum one time

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

More like Odi Nuts

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
O-Deez Nutz

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


:popeye:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress SNEEP posted:

I can only see Two-Face in that pizza garf

It looks like half of Garfield's face got blown off by shrapnel, very unpleasant

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

unpacked robinhood posted:

It looks like half of Garfield's face got blown off by shrapnel, very unpleasant

All gave some; some gave all.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Arbuckle sauce on big lasagna. Dolloped HIGH

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



Mod me

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

gently caress SNEEP posted:

I can only see Two-Face in that pizza garf

YOU THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE A DECENT GARFIELD PIZZA RESTAURANT

IN AN INDECENT TIME!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

A+ avatar/post combo

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

The owner is an United Emirates oil sheikh, and this is his pet project. It's not running out of money any time soon.

Nevertheless, order the whole menu asap

I was about to suggest going to the store and hagglng down the prices, but then I remembered that you have to order instore using a computer. (This is probably the most autistic instore ordering system ever created.)

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I can’t believe they didn’t even make a mold that looks like Garfield. Like, big pepperoni makes up the eyes. What an Arabian failure

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I wonder whether Garfield and/or Odie are neutered. These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Giant_Pupils posted:

I wonder whether Garfield and/or Odie are neutered. These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Garfield was neutered on a Monday - that’s the real reason why he hates them.

Odie is intact. Odie fucks.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Looks like they're already losing faith in the Garfield orange sauce. Jon's 'special' marinara is the new hotness.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Tato posted:

Looks like they're already losing faith in the Garfield orange sauce. Jon's 'special' marinara is the new hotness.



That looks like Sysco Marinara straight from the #10 can.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tato posted:

Looks like they're already losing faith in the Garfield orange sauce. Jon's 'special' marinara is the new hotness.



How much dog cum is in each cup?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I hate cummies!!! :wth:

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Tato posted:

Looks like they're already losing faith in the Garfield orange sauce. Jon's 'special' marinara is the new hotness.



Why...why is Jon Arbuckle looking at me like he wants to gently caress me?

I do not consent, Jon.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
If your cummies look like Jon Arbucle's marinara, go see an urologist ASAP

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

The marinara is definitely placed like it's censoring something awfully naughty down in ol' Jon's nether regions. Have we seen Nermal recently?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
No, but it plays perfectly with that one lasagna cat video, if yo know what i mean

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Congratulations, you're about to poo poo a healthy litter of lasagna

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