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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Quick Clash of Champions thread
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d8uv
Sep 17, 2005

DO NOT EAT
Grimey Drawer
that tag match was pretty loving great

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

ItohRespectArmy posted:

Corey officially worse than marvez because he never shuts up

DuhSal posted:

I think part of the reason why I find a lot of the wwe matches to feel like a bit of a slog is the commentary. they talk way too much about bullshit nonsense in grating tones.

like, people absolutely loved Heenan's heel commentary, but a big part of it was the frequency with which he had to eat poo poo and look bad, the way villains do; if you ask a dozen people what their favorite Heenan commentary moment was at least ten of them will talk about THAT'S NOT FAIR TO FLAIR and his basically having a heart attack for an hour straight, because heels are defined as much by their opposition and failures as their actions

Corey never actually has any opposition or failure, he's just...unpleasant, constantly.

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I think the revival guy was pausing for dramatic effect before putting woods in the submission but it was still dead silent

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


 good match and now the SD tag champs are the RAW tag team The Revival??

oh well what can ya do

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this show loving stinks

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

 lmao Watch Along floor is going to be coated with skittles by the end of the night

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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
3x tag champs across divisions despite hating being in the company haha

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Pariah Rex posted:

I like The Revivals 3 headed snake vests. They are a way better nWo then the lame poo poo o.c.

both of them are lovely jobber teams who may have been good in another company but have absolutely no heat now

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


 watch along is making me want some skittles though

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
 very fun tag match!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Alexa looks terrifying

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Grem posted:

Is Big E's singlet the loving cosplay convention carpet?

I really liked woods tights design

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 YOU STOOGED US OUT

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

Alexa looks terrifying

legit startled me

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Alexa is a loving cop.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Wait, is there an Alexa Bliss and R-Truth storyline?

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Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Wow only 4 people gunning for the belt right now

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




 why does anyone even want the 24/7 title poo poo makes no sense

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DarkstarIV posted:

Alexa is a loving cop.

Hahaha best part of the show

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Lol there’s another PPV in 3 weeks

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Dango Bango posted:

Alexa looks terrifying
congrats, you aren't a pedophile! how's it feel???

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

DarkstarIV posted:

Alexa is a loving cop.

Microphone Millie

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
hey fire and desire also got a terrible mashup theme

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 Biggest pop of the show for r truth

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This 24/7 jobber herds running out of nowhere poo poo is so bad

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




 the filter they use for mandy makes me sea sick

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
 Fire & Desire has a tag team entrance now? That's rad.

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


 let Sonya go solo and let her turn all of her matches into shoots

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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.


 I never understood WWE's aversion to giving tag teams their own themes instead of awkwardly mashing up singles themes that clash with each other in tone.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Huntman posted:

let Sonya go solo and let her turn all of her matches into shoots

Or pair her with Nikki.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

hey fire and desire also got a terrible mashup theme
if it was a mash up it would sound better. it's just one person's song for 15 seconds, then the other person's song for 15 seconds. its like they fired CFO$ and didn't replace them

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 You get a mashup theme, you get a mashup theme!

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Fire & Desire has a tag team entrance now? That's rad.

man, it's just their themes fading into each other every 30 seconds, they get, like, partial credit at best

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

surf rock posted:

Wait, is there an Alexa Bliss and R-Truth storyline?

They've just been trying to work in Truth a bit more organically lately.

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 Corey horny on commentary is also not great

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Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Can Sonya have a belt now? I mean it will only be for a month till Bayley and Sasha win them but still please

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

CarlCX posted:

man, it's just their themes fading into each other every 30 seconds, they get, like, partial credit at best
I'm glad they have a tag team entrance, it was not a statement on their tag team entrance music.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqz2YLsbgPw

Feel like poo poo just want you back x

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010

Brokenogre posted:

Can Sonya have a belt now? I mean it will only be for a month till Bayley and Sasha win them but still please

2nd this

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Dacap posted:

I never understood WWE's aversion to giving tag teams their own themes instead of awkwardly mashing up singles themes that clash with each other in tone.

Vince splits them up so often it's a waste of time

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