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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Dango Bango posted:

Are they chanting "Lexi"?

yes.

the south sucks.

just like this match which is divas era bad up to this point.

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Codependent Poster posted:

So I see Alexa is leaning into a look that all her creepy fans really enjoy

She's doing the Harley Quinn thing again so they have an excuse to mention Cena in Suicide Squad

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

CarlCX posted:

But how would that get Alexa Bliss over?

Make it a #1 contender match.

Whoever wins, Alexa gets #1 contender.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Erebus posted:

She's doing the Harley Quinn thing again so they have an excuse to mention Cena in Suicide Squad
... she's been doing the HQ thing for years now

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

ya値l are so cynical my whole section is having fun and i知 in the last row

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Im just curious do people seriously watch wwe shows without drinking or smoking anything? Because how and why?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Pariah Rex posted:

Yes but being melted by a continuous fart spewed out the rear end of some sort of giant sludge creature is better than the o.c.

You're not wrong.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
If I could change a single thing about WWE, I would kill off the "whoever's more of a face" hot-tag formula of just kind of pushing over their opponent a few times and then yelling, I hate that poo poo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Eat My Fuc posted:

ya値l are so cynical my whole section is having fun and i知 in the last row

You don't have to hear this commentary

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Huntman posted:

has this match gone longer than the SD women's title match now

definitely.

I think it's funny how just making a few consecutive tags is somehow genius level tag team wrestling to the commentators in wwe.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
TOTAL ELIMINATION???

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Can Asuka and Kairi come out and kick their faces off now?

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


hey Nikki scored the pin :) that's pretty neat.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Nikki :toot:

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
A meh match that picked up in the last minute.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Sonya :negative::negative::negative::negative::negative::negative:

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Eat My Fuc posted:

ya値l are so cynical my whole section is having fun and i知 in the last row

Well they paid for a WWE show in 2019 they probably have lower standards than people who watch literally any other wrestling

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Well I'm disappointed, out of all the matches tonight this is one of 2 where i was really expecting a title change

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




That too.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

man, the whole reason they put Alexa in a tag team was to try to keep using her without aggravating her concussion symptoms, and you could have just had her being a mouthpiece, which she's great at, for getting over other talent like Nikki, and instead she's the focal point of the entire women's tag division

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dacap posted:

Can Asuka and Kairi come out and kick their faces off now?

https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1171672298241298434

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

ItohRespectArmy posted:

Well they paid for a WWE show in 2019 they probably have lower standards than people who watch literally any other wrestling
just let people enjoy themselves man

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION
Sonya lost because her hair wasn't up. The shirt even says it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
whatever happened to roman reigns

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Mandy's knee is like the only good looking offensive move she has so I'm glad they've incorporated it into a Total Elimination tag team finisher.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Just joining in. Anything surprisingly good happen?

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




LividLiquid posted:

Just joining in. Anything surprisingly good happen?

lol

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Holy poo poo it's over already???? I just went to serve myself dinner. Who won? no one I know

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

LividLiquid posted:

Just joining in. Anything surprisingly good happen?

the thread was surprisingly good. until now...

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Every title in WWE is being defended. Except for all the ones that aren't.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I liked...Wood痴 selling. That was good. Right?

:smith:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

CarlCX posted:

man, the whole reason they put Alexa in a tag team was to try to keep using her without aggravating her concussion symptoms, and you could have just had her being a mouthpiece, which she's great at, for getting over other talent like Nikki, and instead she's the focal point of the entire women's tag division

It's funny that they booked her in a tag to protect her and then have her do stuff like take that high-low takedown finisher.

I thought that match was starting to get fun at the end. They could probably put together a worthwhile feud with a little effort.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

TOTAL ELIMINATION???

Yes! And I thought I lived them before.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


i had absolutely zero idea this match was happening

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Good News Miz's music you don't need to worry about getting it quiet on the set.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

loving nobody popped for Miz's theme. Holy poo poo.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
If Miz wins the IC belt again as a middle finger to Jericho it is a meaningless gesture

Because Jericho is 1000x the talent the Miz could dream to be

vivazomo
Nov 4, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

ya値l are so cynical my whole section is having fun and i知 in the last row

Those WWE fans probably haven't been this happy since HB2 passed!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Shinsuke's entrance/music will always own. As will his coats.

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Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
I just went to get dinner and I am disappointed that for the first night in a week I cant have lamb from a food truck

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