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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
what do they mean by two time hall of famer?

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I think I would hate Becky Lynch way less if the Dis-Arm-Her wasn't the weakest looking finisher of all time

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Jiro posted:

Did Braun and Seth lose their belts to the veteran well oiled team of Ziggler and Roode?

Yup

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I figure they don't want Becky to lose the championship before moving to Fox, but have to get her on Smackdown somehow. So she'll probably drop the title to Sasha while picking up the Smackdown belt soon after.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Power Windows posted:

Sasha feelin real good about re-signing right about now.

Money was worth having to get totally squashed by white girl internet vigins tip there fedora to I guess

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeF78yLITzc

I can't not think of this every time the crowd chants for Randy.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Codependent Poster posted:

I figure they don't want Becky to lose the championship before moving to Fox, but have to get her on Smackdown somehow. So she'll probably drop the title to Sasha while picking up the Smackdown belt soon after.

They could have her win it on the first Fox show

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Hahahahaha this loving company.

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

Codependent Poster posted:

I figure they don't want Becky to lose the championship before moving to Fox, but have to get her on Smackdown somehow. So she'll probably drop the title to Sasha while picking up the Smackdown belt soon after.

my guess is that if a show branded championship gets drafted they have to defend their title that night

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gears of war ruined shooting games forever

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

Codependent Poster posted:

I figure they don't want Becky to lose the championship before moving to Fox, but have to get her on Smackdown somehow. So she'll probably drop the title to Sasha while picking up the Smackdown belt soon after.

Oh remind me when Smackdown moves to Fox? Is it Fri Oct 4?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

That's not a burial. Roman beating Drew cleanly in July with Shane's CONSTANT interference in their match making it basically a handicap match was a a burial. This was Sasha coming close to beating Becky, an inconclusive finish, and failing to attack Becky a second time with the chair post match and getting a taste of her own medicine instead. The feud's definitely going on from here.

I think you could count all of Sasha's offense on one hand.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Wonder if she's gonna pout & disappear for another 4-5 months
Why do people have such a boner for siding with management about this particular thing?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is incredibly boring

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

LividLiquid posted:

Why do people have such a boner for siding with management about this particular thing?

Yeah I don't get this either.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

eljackass posted:

Oh remind me when Smackdown moves to Fox? Is it Fri Oct 4?

I just looked it up, it is indeed Oct 4, the same week AEW starts on TNT.

Dango Bango posted:

This is incredibly boring

Sure is, gave me time to look up the Fox start date :D

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

eljackass posted:

Oh remind me when Smackdown moves to Fox? Is it Fri Oct 4?

Yes, but the draft isn't until after Hell in a Cell.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
honestly i think the best part of this show was when bailey won and then ran the gently caress out of there

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

This is incredibly boring

Vintage Orton!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Was Randy Orton always boring?

Second question: has this match ever not been happening? Have we all been watching this since time began?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Pariah Rex posted:

Money was worth having to get totally squashed by white girl internet vigins tip there fedora to I guess

Hey it's still not a bad life if they go lighter on the house show schedule which will probably never happen

Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 16, 2019

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is boring

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I know it’s overused, but Blandy Boreton is just horrifyingly accurate

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Blandy Boreton

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




has there ever been an interesting orton match

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

sportsgenius86 posted:

I know it’s overused, but Blandy Boreton is just horrifyingly accurate
I've somehow never heard this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bendy organ

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

IDONTPOST posted:

has there ever been an interesting orton match
Vs. Foley.

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Thus is the problem of Randy Orton. Technically, he's fine, in the same way as if you were to write a BASIC program with the correct variables. But he's no fun to watch

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jiro posted:

Hahahahaha this loving company.

Not only that, apparently Roode pinned Seth, the funniest possible finish.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Notice how New Day never comes out with Kofi anymore because Vince doesn't have friends, therefore babyfaces don't have friends.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
Yeah DarkstarIV, I wonder how much the draft will affect TV politics and wrestler contracts etc. It'll be a nice to see an actual competition between two though, though it'll never be anything like Monday Night WARS

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
this is boring clap clap clapclapclap

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
the "big" spots in this match are so.. limp.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Auritech posted:

Thus is the problem of Randy Orton. Technically, he's fine, in the same way as if you were to write a BASIC program with the correct variables. But he's no fun to watch
"It was technically perfect and I just didn't care." The Alberto Del Rio Randy Orton story.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
with a non poo poo crowd this might be alright

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DeepDickPizza posted:

Not only that, apparently Roode pinned Seth, the funniest possible finish.

Well they kept it believable I guess, I can't see Ziggler or Roode pinning Braun without it looking hilarious and unbelievable even for wrasslin standards.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

LividLiquid posted:

Why do people have such a boner for siding with management about this particular thing?

:lol: Chill it was a joke, definitely not siding with bad management although I kinda wish Becky had mentioned it in her pre-match promo

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This match is like watching paint dry, except paint drying is probably more exciting.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Orton's weird tattoo always makes it look like he has man boobs

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