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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF: BIRD BOX
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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

triple sulk posted:

eagles?

Hmm

No

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

shyduck posted:

If they win this game

no one melts down like philly fans

well i guess except kawalimus

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Zyla posted:

im willing to say i can make that throw :colbert:

I’m willing to jump on your back to let you try

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Matt Ryan will drive to the red zone and throw a pick, get hype

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Quiet Feet posted:

It's like that movie The Prestige but there's actually 4 Carson Wentz's and only one of them is any good but most of them are injured at any given time.

They all just hide out in the tent swapping places.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

euphronius posted:

She has circles in her boob armor for some reason ??

I'm down with the boob window

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Zyla posted:

im willing to say i can make that throw :colbert:

I really want to mod challenge here

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hopefully the Browns won’t host a prime time game for another ten years after this.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Maybe THROW IT TO IULIO IONES

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 need them to stall out just outside the red zone

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

MJBuddy posted:

They all just hide out in the tent swapping places.

Is it considered gay if they jack each other off?

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Ffffffff

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Vengarr posted:

I’m willing to jump on your back to let you try

whoa at least take me on a date first :wink:

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

LabyaMynora posted:

Is it considered gay if they jack each other off?

Pretty sure that would be maturation?

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 The guy on defense with the best view of the ball is the one to jump.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
it's not gay to jack each other off

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Athanatos posted:

I really want to mod challenge here

:sun:

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MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

LabyaMynora posted:

Is it considered gay if they jack each other off?

I mean yeah. They're not each other. Basically twins.

It's more a narcissism thing though.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008

Tom Sellout posted:

it's not gay to jack each other off

bro.....

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LabyaMynora posted:

Is it considered gay if they jack each other off?

whats gay about jacking off your bros?

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 oo titans jaguars on thursday night football. certainly wouldn't want to miss that one and not see which team out-loses the other. who can get more flags? who can punt the most often?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Zyla posted:

whoa at least take me on a date first :wink:

More like jumping on your front

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

LethalGeek posted:

Pretty sure that would be maturation?

Yes, it would be very mature of them to jack each other off in a safe, loving, and non-judgmental way.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 No reason to go hurry up here.

Well I guess if you're going to punt.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It’s not gay as long as everyone brings their jack off crystals.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Intruder posted:

More like jumping on your front

i feel bad for the lovers of houston then

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
HE GONE

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Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
 oh dear

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol Eagles

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 What?! LOOOOOLLLL!!! FALCONS!

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Hey maybe cover that guy

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
GET BURNED JIM SCHWARTZ YOU GAMBLING PRICK

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Lol

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 oh come on :negative:

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Throw it to iulio iones

That’s what I’ve been saying

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Lol this stupid game

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

euphronius posted:

Maybe THROW IT TO IULIO IONES

:hmmyes:

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 of course now this game gets good right when I'm about to go to bed

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 :kingsley:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I had hope for a second there, this one’s on me

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