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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF: BIRD BOX
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Tom Sellout posted:

A beautiful block, he ate that man alive. swallowed him whole

Legend has it he's still embedded in the turf to this day

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Kalli posted:

Oh that block to spring Julio was pornographic
truth

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 im shocked they can show vore on network tv

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Play of the Year

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SD87
Jun 7, 2011
 Shout out to johnny knox and orlando pace

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A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
I THINK the football got better, but I also kept drinking beers.

Did.... did the football get better?

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
the thing about a bird box is, you can't open the roof. once you do, those birds are gone, man.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A Tasteful Nude posted:

I THINK the football got better, but I also kept drinking beers.

Did.... did the football get better?

Yeah 4th quarter has been normal good football

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hahahah that was a TD

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 HOW DO YOU DROP THAT

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Classic Algholor

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
sup agholor

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Jvgufgigninjig

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 thqt's game

nelly noooooooooo

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 bad pass you wanna hit him in the nubmers there

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Oh my god Agha....just aggggg.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 HOW DO YOU DROP THAT

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 How do you get alligator arms when there's no one around you?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
e a g l e s eagles

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A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
omg gently caress nelson

FOR SHAME

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 How do you drop that

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 SNAGALOGH....

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Zyla posted:

hypothetically would you require i measure out exactly 10 yards?

No, but the person tackling you must match Vic Beasley exactly

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 hands turned back into rocks

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 There's the ol' Agholor drop that I love.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Nice hands buddy

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

euphronius posted:

HOW DO YOU DROP THAT
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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
CHOKED

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
this game has everything. football is back

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

 Eagles can't hold the ball apparently

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 gnarly alligator arms

he just short armed it all weird

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 Great

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Hrhrhrhrhrrjrrngng

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
is darren sproles an elf

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Athanatos posted:

No, but the person tackling you must match Vic Beasley exactly

:hmmyes:

i'll have to check the roster of the local college team

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
And now Ertz is dead

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
lousy throw

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i should have posted, nelson was confused because a wentz ball usually isnt that accurate

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Never mind, Ertz lives

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 oof

come on b aby make it ertz so good

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