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Paladinus posted:Not a single soul in the world: Found this on 9gag.com
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:01 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:13 |
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Sleeveless posted:I pray that one day the guy that adds a superfluous framing device like "nobody:" to the beginning of jokes and the guy who includes the completely worthless comment at the end of jokes are forced to fight to the death as punishment for their crimes against comedy. Don't be rude to worthless comment guys, after all they are the ones who take screenshots and share them.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 16:22 |
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Sleeveless posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsS_uLkauzU That girl and her village get killed by a meteor before they fix it with time travel shenanigans
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:50 |
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That's definitely less than ideal
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:03 |
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Missing Master of Puppets.
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# ? Sep 15, 2019 23:59 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 00:12 |
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this is funny but it made me realize this meme is just tab notation or sheet music
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 00:40 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 02:21 |
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Curse you Fashion Man
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:55 |
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Everyone who owns a jacket knows this
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 04:01 |
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A stranger walked into her office. He had the smell of the inevitable about him. Should have aired out that Chinese jacket, she thought.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 04:06 |
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"Do you smell that, Missster Anderson? That... is the smell, of the inevitable." "New jacket?"
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 04:26 |
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I'm probably missing the joke, but I made this low edit anyway.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:01 |
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Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:08 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:13 |
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https://twitter.com/SamuriFerret/status/1172571640015806465
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:33 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating. As were Grahmn crackers
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:48 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating. To be fair to the guy it was more than just that. He invented them to be a healthy breakfast food, with an emphasis on nutrition as well. He can't really be blamed for the fact that masturbation was considered unhealthy at the time. But yeah the dude also thought that getting people to eat a plain, nutritious breakfast food would make them less horny and that was absolutely one of his goals.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:56 |
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I mean, I can't imagine eating a plain, healthy breakfast is getting anyone more horned up, so he was half right. I mean, besides the cereaphiles who dip their dick in milk and then sprinkle bran flakes on it. Filthy animals.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:06 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I mean, I can't imagine eating a plain, healthy breakfast is getting anyone more horned up, so he was half right. Come on man, "cereal rapists" was right there.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:15 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:19 |
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nah bro, what you've got there is the scat pride flag
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:46 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating. Take it from me, it doesn't work.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:56 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Take it from me, it doesn't work. True, they're far too rough. Ideally you wanna rub up against a smooth rear end shark.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:58 |
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This is really dumb and bad. There, that seems way more on the nose.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:07 |
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I didn’t think they could improve on the Bristol scale, but here we are!
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:18 |
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bike tory posted:To be fair to the guy it was more than just that. He invented them to be a healthy breakfast food, with an emphasis on nutrition as well. He can't really be blamed for the fact that masturbation was considered unhealthy at the time. The Road of Wellville is movie from the nineties that runs with the idea that Dr. Kellogg was a loon and had entire spa dedicated to his health treatments. He’s played by Anthony Hopkins with a silly accent and even more ridiculous buck teeth.
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# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:56 |
https://i.imgur.com/YMH2p37.mp4
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