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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Paladinus posted:

Not a single soul in the world:

Sleeveless:

Oh my God, can you not???

Found this on 9gag.com

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Sleeveless posted:

I pray that one day the guy that adds a superfluous framing device like "nobody:" to the beginning of jokes and the guy who includes the completely worthless comment at the end of jokes are forced to fight to the death as punishment for their crimes against comedy.

Don't be rude to worthless comment guys, after all they are the ones who take screenshots and share them.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:22

Dr Christmas: Apr 24, 2010; Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Sleeveless posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsS_uLkauzU

I pray that one day the guy that adds a superfluous framing device like "nobody:" to the beginning of jokes and the guy who includes the completely worthless comment at the end of jokes are forced to fight to the death as punishment for their crimes against comedy.

That girl and her village get killed by a meteor before they fix it with time travel shenanigans :eng101:

# ? Sep 15, 2019 17:50

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

That's definitely less than ideal

# ? Sep 15, 2019 18:03

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

chitoryu12 posted:

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Missing Master of Puppets.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 23:59

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Cartoon Man posted:

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Captain Splendid posted:

this is funny but it made me realize this meme is just tab notation or sheet music

# ? Sep 16, 2019 00:40

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

Curse you Fashion Man

# ? Sep 16, 2019 03:55

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Cartoon Man posted:

Everyone who owns a jacket knows this

# ? Sep 16, 2019 04:01

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

A stranger walked into her office. He had the smell of the inevitable about him. Should have aired out that Chinese jacket, she thought.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 04:06

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

"Do you smell that, Missster Anderson? That... is the smell, of the inevitable."

"New jacket?"

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

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pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

chitoryu12 posted:

I'm probably missing the joke, but I made this low :effort:

edit anyway.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 05:01

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating.

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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/SamuriFerret/status/1172571640015806465

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Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Detective No. 27 posted:

Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating.

As were Grahmn crackers

# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:48

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Detective No. 27 posted:

Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating.

To be fair to the guy it was more than just that. He invented them to be a healthy breakfast food, with an emphasis on nutrition as well. He can't really be blamed for the fact that masturbation was considered unhealthy at the time.

But yeah the dude also thought that getting people to eat a plain, nutritious breakfast food would make them less horny and that was absolutely one of his goals.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 06:56

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I mean, I can't imagine eating a plain, healthy breakfast is getting anyone more horned up, so he was half right.

I mean, besides the cereaphiles who dip their dick in milk and then sprinkle bran flakes on it. Filthy animals.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:06

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I mean, I can't imagine eating a plain, healthy breakfast is getting anyone more horned up, so he was half right.

I mean, besides the cereaphiles who dip their dick in milk and then sprinkle bran flakes on it. Filthy animals.

Come on man, "cereal rapists" was right there.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:15

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:19

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

bike tory posted:

nah bro, what you've got there is the scat pride flag

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:46

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Detective No. 27 posted:

Corn flakes were, no joke, invented as a means to stop people from masturbating.

Take it from me, it doesn't work.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:56

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Take it from me, it doesn't work.

True, they're far too rough.

Ideally you wanna rub up against a smooth rear end shark.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 07:58

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

This is really dumb and bad.

There, that seems way more on the nose.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:07

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

bike tory posted:

I didn�t think they could improve on the Bristol scale, but here we are!

# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:18

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

bike tory posted:

To be fair to the guy it was more than just that. He invented them to be a healthy breakfast food, with an emphasis on nutrition as well. He can't really be blamed for the fact that masturbation was considered unhealthy at the time.

But yeah the dude also thought that getting people to eat a plain, nutritious breakfast food would make them less horny and that was absolutely one of his goals.

The Road of Wellville is movie from the nineties that runs with the idea that Dr. Kellogg was a loon and had entire spa dedicated to his health treatments. He�s played by Anthony Hopkins with a silly accent and even more ridiculous buck teeth.

# ? Sep 16, 2019 08:56