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Hey, mr Tarantino, I have an idea for a Kill Bill comedy spin off.
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Pixelate posted:Nah, no one's ever tamed that mess. Here are some bits and pieces though: They had good experinced experienced people, comming to work on this exciting new project, who tell Chris that something he was asking for can't be done or they needed to focus on something full like sever architecture and Chris would wave his hands and tell them he could do it, make the pixel green. shortly after they were fired or moved on. Some of them did whole packages of work that were impressive, sound systems, physics models ect they were just never incorporated into a game. So many pro's just don't understand game development.
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Sep 17, 2019 00:46
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At the end of the day ever one is replaceable. However running a team / company with an iron fist and going around with the attitude that people are just replaceable fodder, firing people because you can or having different opinions is terrible. It instantly creates a toxic workplace, destroys orginsational knowledge its garenteed way to gently caress things up.
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Sep 17, 2019 00:52
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Dogeh posted:Chris Oh. I see how that might be confusing.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:07
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:* Install closed circuit cameras throughout all CI offices. How many sexy bears ? Think it should be a series leading up to the whole studio. First a backer dinner, Then citcon Then all studios Really build it up
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Sep 17, 2019 01:08
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RescueFreak posted:Thanks to the goon who recommended Starsector. It's pretty great, isn't it? Oh, be careful around neutron stars, assuming your galaxy map has any. I think mostly everything except the core worlds is randomized each time.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:09
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If I was made head of CI with robberts abducted by aliens, I would ... gently caress it lets double down on the scam. I get some one to install a bit coin miner that took 20% GPU / CPU power into SC and say it was calculating tier 3 universe physics. I'd sue the Roberts family trust for its I'll gotten gains having access to the books. Id set up a scam team to send phishing emails using all CI work. Targeting the gullible backers list promising several exclusive ships punching above their weight. This money would go directly to accounts in the Caymans. I'd try paint my self as hero, warning backers of this scam.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:09
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Sell the customer database to other scammers. I'd contract a team of 30 people to make SC, give them complete control to poo poo something out and fire everyone else, but pretend I still have 600 people working for me, and desperately needed they money to finish the project. Pay myself the rest. The rest of my time would be dedicated to selling out the company and hiding all this will never ending shell company's.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:11
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I'd double down on more executive vitamins, then double that again, then again.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:18
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Pixelate posted:And on and on. There's too much. There's always more. This reminds me of the between chapters photo from that ninja game, Ronin.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:20
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DigitalPenny posted:Sell the customer database to other scammers. Chris had a dozen shell companies? We shall have... 42!
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Sep 17, 2019 01:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znJPn3FSFmM This guy does not understand game development.
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Sep 17, 2019 01:31
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whats this game
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Sep 17, 2019 02:14
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:Challenge for you goons. Nice try, Chris. You can figure out how to fix your own drat game.
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Sep 17, 2019 02:17
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eonwe posted:whats this game anything you want it to be
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Sep 17, 2019 02:28
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eonwe posted:whats this game It's about inevitable consequences.
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Kikas posted:"This ship... it will be made for me!"
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Sep 17, 2019 02:49
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Just encountered star citizen on the naughty twitch streaming service. They were in an elevator carrying boxes. DANG.
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Sep 17, 2019 03:02
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Spiderdrake posted:Just encountered star citizen on the naughty twitch streaming service. Time to rub?
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Sep 17, 2019 03:09
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Page 42. We did it, reddit 
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Thoatse posted:Page 42. We did it, reddit July 4th, 1985 - the day unremembered that the MiB smashed the Vogon constructor armada and cast the galaxy into an economic recession that's continued until now. Turns out that they really did need the hyperspace bypass. Who knew?
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Sep 17, 2019 03:20
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lol any "How I would save Star Citizen" post that doesn't start out with "throw procedural planets in the loving bin, immediately" is wrong.
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Sep 17, 2019 03:45
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Hey Beet can you do mod stuff in games or is that not cool? I can't remember if I PM'd you. Also I think some procgen stuff would be cool, like moons and other bland poo poo, then go over it and add stuff. I think Star Flight was procgen, and that's a good game!
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Sep 17, 2019 03:53
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id fix star citizen by giving them more money to continue development of the game i enjoy
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Sep 17, 2019 04:23
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Spiderdrake posted:Hey Beet can you do mod stuff in games or is that not cool? Yeah I have buttons here. I don't have a PM from you though so if you need me to do a thing let me know. The procgen stuff is cool, but the problem is the way they're doing it is creating more work than they could possibly hope to complete. They should go back to the idea of having one or two bespoke landing zones on a planet, and then work out from there after the game is in a better space.
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Sep 17, 2019 04:28
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Id fix Star Citizen by claiming Valve has partnered with me to make Half-Life 3 and we would use the super advanced tech from behind the scenes that nobody has seen yet to make a super Half Life 3 where you play as Gordon Friedman exploring ppanets and trying to find the Vortigaunt homeworld
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Sep 17, 2019 04:29
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All they really have is art, so to save it just turn Star Citizen into a DLC pack for no man's sky or whatever space game actually works. Be a pretty good DLC: Lots of ships, a couple ports of call, and an NPC wearing too many jackets.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Id fix Star Citizen by claiming Valve has partnered with me to make Half-Life 3 and we would use the super advanced tech from behind the scenes that nobody has seen yet to make a super Half Life 3 where you play as Gordon Friedman exploring ppanets and trying to find the Vortigaunt homeworld Announce World of Warcraft: Star Citizen at Blizzcon
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Sep 17, 2019 04:49
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I'd fix Star Citizen by buying Love Pledge and renaming it Star Citizen.
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Pixelate posted:Nah, no one's ever tamed that mess. Here are some bits and pieces though: DigitalPenny posted:They had good experinced experienced people, comming to work on this exciting new project, who tell Chris that something he was asking for can't be done or they needed to focus on something full like sever architecture and Chris would wave his hands and tell them he could do it, make the pixel green. shortly after they were fired or moved on. Thanks!
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I don't think it can be saved, and really, when you get down to it, there's nothing here worth saving anyway. The "IP" is sub-moronic tripe, everything Chris touched is useless, and the whole thing is better left in the garbage pile. Even the name is dumb. Really the best approach is to throw out literally everything they have, and I mean everything, including the art, and especially the "lore" and all those unfortunate names of places and things, and start over from the ground up and make Freelancer 2. Then a year or so later, add planet DLC or something. And grow out slowly from there. Promise absolutely nothing, and deliver one well-considered and properly-implemented feature at a time. Perhaps at launch some basic asteroid mining with random explosions, rare materials, pirate spawns, tractor beams, and a few other things. There's your rudimentary game loop and foundation. Maybe later you look at adding salvageable ships, building on what you already have with asteroids and those basic functions. Then perhaps later you can add pirate space stations. A mission here or there. Just little poo poo that uses the tech you already know is working. Use loading screens to clearly delineate which maps and physics sets are for FPS and which are for flight. For gently caress's sake, cheat and use tricks and illusions (otherwise known as "game development" to people who aren't Chris Roberts aka actual game developers) to keep the illusion intact. Bring that poo poo in years down the line, once people are happy with their shooty ship space game and are ready for the inevitable consequence of space legs. Above all: when the insane backers start asking questions, answer every one with "not at this time, but we'll let you know if that changes." I don't care if they're asking if you plan to support keyboards. "Not at this time." Don't even promise sound or video. "We'll have to see how things play out."
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Beet Wagon posted:lol any "How I would save Star Citizen" post that doesn't start out with "throw procedural planets in the loving bin, immediatkly" is wrong. Is "procedural planet" Chris nickname? Sound more like a Ben thing.
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You guys with your "development" suggestions would never have gotten a quarter o a billion dollars with no strings attached.
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trucutru posted:You guys with your "development" suggestions would never have gotten a quarter o a billion dollars with no strings attached. thats why chris is a genious visionary and we aren't 
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For the challenge thing how would i do x,y,z Put D.Smart as boss. Announce an engine change and lay out what we've all known all along that the current engine is preventing us from creating the BDDSE ever made. Close down all studios except 1 keep all the top talent. All staff will be put through the lesnick challenge. We only want the best of the best. Dump majority of the assests and merge/convert what we can to unity and eventually within 12months poo poo out something then Blame everything else on German Drivers. Also Pineapple on pizza is good. Also no refunds dirty leavers, something something database smeg
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Not only is the game just completely worthless, so are the people working at CIG. The most basic poo poo even when it somehow looks competent on 1st glance, an hour later it's broken in one way or another. The people still there have long proven to the world they cannot make a game, Chris micromanaging can be blamed for a lot of the issues, but not all of it. I can understand that for a select few this is their 1st time working in the game industry, but the well has been poisoned by the "THIS GAME IS GREAT" doey eyed employees who cannot or don't look beyond anyone who paid $1000 criticizing that they cannot spend enough money on this.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Star Citizen's anus is larger than Skyrim. Finally someone dares to make digital version of FATAL.
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crobear posted:how to fix space citizen?? Just make it single player, and buy some AI scripts of marketplace if your 500 employees cannot figure out how to make NPC fire at player while standing still  . Or just multiplayer with few invited friends to mop your floors.Also use at least one bartender mocap animation on everything to give your game some style. Mixing drink A will be used randomly used for reloading commando's weapon, etc commando in tophat fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Sep 17, 2019 |
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Hey gang. So here's a question. Espresso Machine cost about $17,000. Space Door cost about $40,000. What single, used-once item would cost $100,000? You've seen it. You've absolutely loving seen it. Aussies, you've absolutely loving seen it.
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I'd go to Remedy and offer all of Star Citizen as a start for Control II: Space Control. The twisted NPC monstrosities, vanishing objects, falling through the ground and other bizarre things just need some talented writers to describe how they are Altered World Events.
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