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potee posted:What is this salty discharge? Hold still, I'll get it. 
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Man Hands gag was pretty harmful back then, but it's even worse now. I'm surprised and how few episodes there are like that, though, as opposed to a show like Friends.
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Sep 16, 2019 02:56
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Thank you and God bless you all. This has truly been a Scarsdale surprise!
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I gotta say, as a fan of both The Office & Friends sitcoms, Netflix did alright by me here. That being said, the first episode that I'm gonna watch when Seinfeld gets on the service is going to be The Marine Biologist, hands down. EDIT: Oh I just heard that it won't come on until 2021, what a drag. Vietnamwees fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 17, 2019 |
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And I'll tell you something else, I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable... so what was it? Four hundred? Five hundred? Did you pay five hundred for this?
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Sep 17, 2019 00:54
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Si. Two million lira. You give me the check. The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million lira. Five hundred million Americana. Molto generoso.
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Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on Netflix. It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus. I did a little reading, and I realized, it wasn't that far-fetched.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:06
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I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:24
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Digital Jedi posted:I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything. Which part? The licensing the show you don’t own part, or spending the five hundred million you don’t have part?
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Sep 18, 2019 00:28
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Digital Jedi posted:I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything. Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn, and stock quotes.
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Sep 18, 2019 00:37
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Netflix: a wide variety of Gene picks
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Sep 18, 2019 06:44
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emgeejay posted:Netflix: a wide variety of Gene picks Gene is trash!
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Sep 18, 2019 06:53
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Vietnamwees posted:Gene is trash! I'm Gene 
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Sep 18, 2019 07:27
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TMMadman posted:Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can check porn, and stock quotes. Did I mention porn?
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MightyJoe36 posted:Did I mention porn? I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out to another thread, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
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Sep 18, 2019 13:45
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I'm not ashamed of my body. 
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Sep 18, 2019 18:02
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potee posted:I'm not ashamed of my body. Well you should be.
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Sep 18, 2019 18:03
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MightyJoe36 posted:Well you should be. Hey, I've got the body of a taught, preteen Swedish boy.
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Sep 18, 2019 18:08
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Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching, bad.
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Sep 18, 2019 18:23
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So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
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Sep 18, 2019 20:28
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Ginette Reno posted:So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! She WAS flouting! And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
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Sep 18, 2019 21:13
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Vietnamwees posted:She WAS flouting! And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
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Sep 18, 2019 22:36
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Rageaholic posted:Now, if this mechanic guy, was, in fact, eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claimed, wouldn’t you agree he would have no problem picking one out from a candy line-up? I really think the M&M should be you.
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Sep 18, 2019 23:01
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TMMadman posted:I really think the M&M should be you. Here you go, buddy! 
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Sep 18, 2019 23:14
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potee posted:Here you go, buddy! He had to use corkscrew pasta 
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Sep 19, 2019 01:49
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Ginette Reno posted:He had to use corkscrew pasta Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
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Sep 19, 2019 01:54
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esperantinc posted:Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one. What is that a Titleist?
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DuhSal posted:What is that a Titleist? The sea was angry that day my friends.
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Sep 19, 2019 12:17
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Ginette Reno posted:So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions! It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS.
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Jason Sextro posted:It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS. "What? There's no signs here! This is an outrage!"
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Sep 19, 2019 17:41
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"I gave you a $20 and you only gave me back change for a $10."
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Sep 19, 2019 18:14
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MightyJoe36 posted:"I gave you a $20 and you only gave me back change for a $10." I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the President.
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Sash! posted:I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the President. You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.
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Sep 19, 2019 18:51
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Ginette Reno posted:You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. I woke up in the Hudson river in a sack!
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Sep 19, 2019 19:11
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TMMadman posted:I woke up in the Hudson river in a sack! So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?
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Sep 19, 2019 19:54
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TMMadman posted:I woke up in the Hudson river in a sack! Four hours in this chop, I'm an inch taller.
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JethroMcB posted:Four hours in this chop, I'm an inch taller.
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Sep 19, 2019 20:01
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JethroMcB posted:Four hours in this chop, I'm an inch taller. But where does the meat go?
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Ginette Reno posted:But where does the meat go? You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600-degree oven!
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But Mr Pennypacker, if you're here, along with Art Van Delay, then whose watching the factory? The Saab factory?🙁
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